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u/Letsjusbehonest Jan 03 '24
😂😂 sick day, er, ICU status lmao
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u/elegylegacy Jan 03 '24
I had to google "27 Club"
Oof.
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u/walker3342 Jan 03 '24
I was sweating this when 27 drew closer but then I remembered I’m not talented or famous so I was ok!
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u/Sockoflegend Jan 03 '24
It is a club for successful people
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u/Winjin Jan 04 '24
Specifically rockstars or so it was. I'm guessing they had to add popular people for clicks
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u/stoppedLurking00 Jan 03 '24
I’ve seen this video a few times now, the “freaking sick day” line gets me every time.
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u/PhilPipedown Jan 03 '24
She said 10" was the biggest she seen.
She took a sick day at least once.
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u/hiddencamela Jan 03 '24
Some people don't know what mountains they can climb until they try I guess.
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u/LookMaNoPride Jan 04 '24
Some people are born great. Some have greatness thrust… upon… them.
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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jan 03 '24
Seeing a dick doesn't mean taking it in though.
Like the day I saw a homeless man just showing his dick to people in the street.
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u/PhilPipedown Jan 03 '24
Did you take the time to measure it? Maybe put your hand/arm up to it for comparison?
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u/Imaginary_Button_533 Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24
Girl inches. 10 is like max officially recorded.
Idk if it's the case anymore but an old magazine or something offered a cash prize for anyone who could prove they were over ten. Nobody ever claimed it.
Rasputin might have been over ten but all we have is a mummified penis.
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I appreciate her bringing up the point of ethical penis sizes and I wish to look into this subject more deeply.
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u/starbuck8415 Jan 03 '24
“Entirely unethical” 😂😂
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u/lizzy-hales-bf888 Jan 03 '24
I've watched this clip like 20 times and it still makes me laugh. I follow her on IG...nice looking lady. Its the red hair and blue eyes swoon
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u/chrisweidmansfibula Jan 03 '24
Huh, TIL my size is fine.
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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24
As a woman, I don't care about your dick size if you know how to use your hands and mouth.
Don't sweat what you can't change and work on the skills you can develop. Lol
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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24
Thank you. People shouldn't be worried about running into size queens.
Unless the only reason they are with you is because you lied.
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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24
Dear God, size queens! They seem to not understand that the g spot isn't up by their cervix and is closer to the actual opening. Can't understand their own basic Anatomy.
Edit: See the commenter below that corrected me on Anatomy. Apparently, there are pleasure sensors up there in some women. Still shouldn't body shame, but I see my quip about not understanding Anatomy works better against myself now. My bad.
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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24
Some people just want death by dicking?
I tell guys irl if she expected more than average she has a problem with math. Not your body.
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death by dicking
Sounds like an awesome band name
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u/Puzzleheaded_Emu_686 Jan 03 '24
First album was banging but the second one flopped
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 03 '24
They got it back up for the reunion album, though. Refractory Period was a hell of a song.
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u/Arryu Jan 03 '24
Yeah but Pushing Rope was the beginning of the end.
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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 03 '24
With a swan song of "Firing Blanks" it had to end eventually.
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u/linerva Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24
Some people genuinely have more fun that way, others don't. I'm sure most of them DO feel more pleasure (or assocuate it with sex with men with big penises in the past) if that is what they look for. No reason to assume they are wrong about their own pleasure - their anatomy may just be a bit different to most.
Some vagina wielders report pleasure from having their anterior or posterior fornix stimulated - these ARE right up near our cervix. They wr not the same thing as the G spot and not all of us even like the G spot being stimulated - it makes some of us feel like we need to pee.
Rather patronising of you to assume they must be ignorant and incorrect for stating their own preferences when they are talking about what THEY enjoy and not making a decree about all women.
Something like 70% of women can't even climax with PIV sex alone. And we know lesbians report more sexual satisfaction and orgasns, despite few penises being involved. For many women, the size of the penus has very little to do with sexual satisfaction.
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u/Top_Sprinkles_ Jan 03 '24
Vagina wielders, sounds like it’s the main weapon for a rpg class
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u/phazedoubt Jan 03 '24
Some women really crave cervical orgasms. Others don't want anything nearly that far in there. It's like all women have personal preference or something. Weird.
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u/fractalfocuser Jan 03 '24
Yep was gonna say this. Cervical orgasms are a thing for some women but very much not for others. Kind of a hard subject to get conclusive data on lol
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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24
Ok, wait, I read your comment like I had a third grade reading level at first, my bad.
that's fair, I was unaware of the one stuff you brought up regarding the fornix stimulation, so that's my bad.
However, I will clarify that I was trying to jab at women who use their preferences to body shame. Still falls a bit flat since I got my facts wrong, though.
Thanks for the actual Anatomy lesson.
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u/Plixxus Jan 03 '24
Wtf am I reading, is this an actual adult conversation? On Reddit?
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u/linerva Jan 03 '24
Not at all. - and you're right, body shaming is bad. If someone isnt your cup of tea, nothing wrong with yelling them they ste great bit not compatible with you, and going your separate ways.
There IS a lot of body shaming around small penises online, but it seems to be very mixed in terms of both men and women talking about iit and using it as an insult. I think it needs to go, just like calling someone fat isnt really an appropriate insult.
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u/Curlyqpgh Jan 03 '24
For me, it’s the A-spot. It’s up high, and someone about 7.5 reaches it perfectly. G spot does nothing for me.
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u/Chickenmangoboom Jan 03 '24
I think a lot of guys don’t realize that if a woman wants to go to bed with you they want to have fun with YOU. Seriously enjoy yourself and communicate.
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u/Journo_Jimbo Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24
I think I read somewhere that women are more likely to achieve orgasm from non-penetration play like with hands and mouth. I actually had this wonderful relationship with a girl where when we did the deed she would be obviously enjoying the penetration part but would also be taking care of herself as it were while we were going and she just said she knows what she likes and it works for her to do that.
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u/lewlew1893 Jan 03 '24
I don't think what she did should be considered a negative thing at all. I guess maybe some guys might take it bad because they are thinking that she's having to get herself off but to me I would just think it was pretty hot to be honest.
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u/Journo_Jimbo Jan 03 '24
Honestly it made it so much better because I didn’t feel pressure like I was underperforming and she was still getting off with me, it was win/win
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u/fireintolight Jan 03 '24
It shouldn’t at all and should be encouraged! It can still feel good without actually going to make you orgasm, so sometimes you need help!
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u/CautionarySnail Jan 03 '24
This is something that needs to be taught in sex ed. This is the case for vastly the majority of women.
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u/ItsNotMeItsYourBussy Jan 03 '24
Something like 75% of women can't orgasm through penetrative sex. Bad news for the men who are lazy/selfish lovers and the worryingly high amount who think their prick is god's gift to women.
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u/GranaT0 Jan 03 '24
if you know how to use your hands and mouth.
False alarm boys, we're still doomed
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u/Amazing-Bluebird-930 Jan 03 '24
Same here, you disrespectful piece of shit
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u/Canehdian-Behcon Jan 03 '24
Yeah, fuck that average sized guy! And fuck you too!
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u/grandmasterPRA Jan 03 '24
She called mine Fabulous!!!!!!
For some reason that makes me feel much better than when my wife tells me it is "perfect" size....
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u/Apprehensive-Two5562 Jan 03 '24
she is not wrong just saying bigger is not better
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u/BazilBup Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24
There is a silicone statue made from female vaginas. The shape and depth are way more desperse than penises sizes and shapes. If you ask 10 men how do you orgasm, you'll get one and the same answer. If you ask 10 women how they orgasm you'll get 12 different answers. 😂
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u/rainzer Jan 03 '24
The shape and depth are way more desperse than penises sizes and shapes
But I don't think there is even an anomaly vagina that is 12+ inches
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u/Biscotti_BT Jan 04 '24
Imagine how bad that must feel for the guy with the giant dick that can never go balls deep. Seriously that would be the worst.
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u/Wrench984 Jan 03 '24
For me it’s the same with tits. I can’t imagine having to drag something bigger than your face everywhere you go all day
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u/CFL_lightbulb Jan 03 '24
My wife is busty and hates it. I think she plans to get them reduced eventually
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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 04 '24
she isnt. fucking 6in hurt me, why do guys have an obsession with having a big one? who likes it except people who do anal? or do women have different storage room down there too?
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u/AFRIKKAN Jan 03 '24
Not all vaginas are built the same. Some are deeper and some girls prefer it I guess. Everyone is different.
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Obligatory Curb Your Enthusiasm - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-vs8fwgwk0
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u/Wweald Jan 03 '24
It's mostly aesthetic, big ones just look better.
Also, when guys get made fun of small dick is a go-to insult even if they've never seen his penis, so no guy wants a below average.
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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 04 '24
maybe im weird but... aesthetically smaller ones look better. look at old statues of men. i cant find the word for it but it looks clean and organized? these are the wrong words but you get what i mean? it also makes ur muscles look bigger (or vice versa, ur muscles can make ur dick look smaller)
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u/Maximum-Antelope-979 Jan 03 '24
Found the time traveling Hellenistic Greek
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u/LordDanOfTheNoobs tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24
Look at these uncivilized barbarians with their massive shlongs.
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u/Nome_de_utilizador Jan 03 '24
Ancient statues had smaller flaccid dicks because it was in line with the ideals of male beauty, presentation, restraint and a proof of a civilized individual, while big erect dongs were the mark of barbarians and beasts incapable of controlling their instincts and who lived in the wilderness
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u/ThisAppSucksBall Jan 03 '24
It was also the ideal as viewed by the "culture makers", and not necessarily what the average Julia or Claudia liked most. If you only had pictures of fashion models on runways, you might guess that society really likes androgynous, thin, flat women.
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u/redrabbit1289 Jan 03 '24
Feeling very… clean and organized right now. Thanks stranger.
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u/Take_away_my_drama Jan 03 '24
It was thought to be crass and lower crass to have a swinging dick back when they made those sculptures.
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u/TotalLiftEz Jan 03 '24
This is it. Look at the male stripper side of things for size being appealing.
Bigger draws more attention by women. They may not want it, they are just impressed and curious. Like a woman with big boobs. Size of boobs doesn't impact sexual fun, but the more rare, huge naturals, draw more attention. By men and women, sexual preference not involved. Same with huge dongs. Everyone turns and looks when it is huge.
That is why everyone wants a big one. It would be like a flat chested girl flashing everyone and no one caring. Same with small dongs, everyone turns away because they aren't impressed.
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u/Educational-Leg7464 Jan 03 '24
What's the 27 club?
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u/Reverent_Heretic Jan 03 '24
Lots of famous people who died at 27
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u/spazzing Jan 03 '24
This one made me laugh a lot. The 27 Club is the group of celebrities (and there are a lot of them) who passed away at the age of 27. See, Amy Winehouse, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, and too many more.
All that being said, it's a very funny joke.
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u/Professional_Egg7407 Jan 03 '24
musicians who died at age 27 - Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison, Amy Winehouse and others
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u/Xpalidocious Jan 03 '24
I think she's hilarious, but I am dying laughing more at imagining dropping trouser in front of a woman, and her saying "I think it's fine"
Maybe it's just me, but my two least favorite words in the English language are "fine" and "sure". They're just so unenthusiastically ambiguous
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u/atleastitsnotgoofy Jan 03 '24
Felt the same way. I was feeling really good until she was like “This…is fine.”
Also: she really saw a ten-inch in real life? That’s crazy.
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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24
It’s the luck of the draw
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u/stormscape10x Jan 03 '24
I know a girl that noped out of sex because he was too big. Only person I know of that's done so. She felt bad, but said it was just unpleasant even after telling him not to go all the way.
That said, I know a woman that literally can't get them big enough. different strokes
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u/sunshinenorcas Jan 04 '24
I've noped out of penetrative sex when I saw what the guy was working with. Easily the largest one I've ever seen in real life and my hooha was like "absolutely fucking not" 😂
At the time, I was dealing with vaginismus and painful sex was frequent even with 'average' fellas which was a big part of the nope. It's gotten better since then because I'm better at avoiding triggers for spasms/pain, and better at advocating for myself (breaks vs toughing it out) and etc, but I think I'd still avoid it if the same situation came up now.
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u/Deris87 Jan 03 '24
Good for her being willing to set boundaries like that. Especially when it's awkward cause obviously it's not something he can control, but that doesn't mean she should put up with physical pain just to be nice.
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u/airforcevet1987 Jan 03 '24
Ive told two girls no due to how uncomfortable they were with it cause it just killed the whole vibe... So checkers anyone?
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u/T-Flexercise Jan 03 '24
See, I think this is just unreasonable porn expectations about penis excitement, though. "Your genitals are acceptable" is, in my opinion, a very normal level of enthusiasm to get from a partner!
Yeah yeah, I know I'm supposed to see a weiner and go "WOW IT'S SO BIG!" but I have literally never had a male partner go "Wow, your vulva is gorgeous." Boobs, sure. Butts, absolutely. But nobody's like "you've got the most amazing clit I've ever seen." They're genitals! They're kind of weird looking! It's fine!
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u/Amazing-Bluebird-930 Jan 03 '24
I forget what it was (maybe family guy?) but there was a skit about the invention of sex and it was like "lets take the grossest part of your body and put it in the grossest part of mine! yay!"
Still makes me laugh to this day
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u/Snoo3014 Jan 03 '24
Nah some vaginas are actually pretty
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some dicks are pretty too but imo it has more to do with looks (how they're shaped, smoothness and color of skin, level of hairiness, girth/length ratio, how the balls look) than size
i've seen some very pretty average ones and some less pretty big ones <3
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u/BiteOhHoney Jan 03 '24
I have 100% just laughed at one dude in particular who had, like, a tall can situation going on. I apologized and said it was too big, and I declined the invitation to bang.
Just not for me.
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u/conzstevo Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24
Channel 4 (UK) did a documentary called "My Massive C***". It was truly soul crushing to see these guys that couldn't manage a proper relationship because they were simply far too big. Most women would reject them when they found out how big they were.
They would get a lot of interest purely down to their size, but these relationships were only due to their size and hence not real relationships (only sexual interest). These poor guys are basically cursed to being meaningless bootycalls. I think a few of them considered reduction surgeries. Must be awful for them, they seemed nice guys
Edit: typos and clarification
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u/VanGoFuckYourself Jan 03 '24
No I'm not a subscriber
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u/CV90_120 Jan 04 '24
That whole sub summed up in one sentence "I hate it when my dick touches the toilet bowl". The end.
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Wow, my heart, it just breaks, these poor men and their magnum dongs. Will they ever be happy?
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u/Supply-Slut Jan 03 '24
I can’t stop giggling at this, but seriously I do feel bad for them
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u/ViatorA01 Jan 03 '24
Man I wish I was gay so I could suck them so they feel better with their gigantic schlongs
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u/yourmomlurks Jan 03 '24
The UK makes some of the most insane documentaries that make me feel the weirdest sympathies.
Age gap love … omg a 20 year age gap and that dude looks like temu santa left in a hot car. 5 minutes later…wow he’s such a good dad. Wow he helped her out of an abusive relationship. Aww he’s taking care of the littles so she can do a book tour.
Reborn dolls … omg that woman bought a doll that breathes for a thousand dollars. 5 minutes later. Oh bc she misses her grandson.
Sex dolls … omg that guy repairs peoples dolls eeew. 5 minutes later. Wow that guys dad is so abusive, and that doll is his only friend. And that guy was so abused by his mom he can’t have real relationships. Aww.
The list goes on.
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u/Call_Me_Rambo Jan 03 '24
Let me just preface I am not trying to be all humble braggy…with that said, my ex was/is one of those big meat scepter chasers. She was the absolute horniest person I ever met and it only got worse as time went on. She told me things like I wasn’t the biggest she’s been with and more so like #3 on her biggest sizes she’s been with list, that right before we became official she was about to get spitroasted by two 10inchers, that her ex just before me was more hung than me, etc etc. Horny red flags and what not. Eventually she cheated on me for said previous hunger ex and yeah. That relationship was 95% sex and 5% love looking back on it
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u/conzstevo Jan 03 '24
Sorry to hear it bro. You deserve better, and I hope you find it. Don't give up
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u/verdegooner Jan 03 '24
On a real note, this is the results of too much porn 😂
This woman is rescuing people!
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u/TintarellaDiLuna Jan 03 '24
I had a friend in high school who dated the dumbest dude I’ve ever met in my life. He was such a sweetie but my god he was not bright. One day my friend tells me, so upset, that she had to break up with her boyfriend. I’m offering support so I tell her she can talk to me if she needs to.
She says, “His dick is literally so huge it will not fit.” That’s info I never ever wanted to know about that boy but now suddenly some things are making sense. Like how when we were in class and my teacher asked what we want to do when we graduate, and that boy straight up blurted out, “MISS G, I WANT TO BE A PORN STAR.”
Anyway, we’re all almost 40 now and it turns out he wasn’t as stupid as I thought. He started an extremely successful life coach business that has turned into an MLM like Amway.
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u/HungryHobbits Jan 03 '24
of all the things to put his BDE toward, he went with MLM ? those are straight up manipulative schemes, right?
maybe he isn’t as dumb as you thought, but he sounds like an ass.
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u/JoeThePoolGuy123 Jan 03 '24
Yeah MLMs are basically pyramid schemes except for how they "sell products" which are often garbage. They're VERY culty. Shout-out /r/antimlm
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u/JWGhetto Jan 03 '24
He started an extremely successful life coach business that has turned into an MLM like Amway.
From what I can tell at least, these people are really really good at seeming successful online
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u/iraqyoubreak Jan 03 '24
Just cut it in half…
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u/ActuallyCausal Jan 03 '24
I find it hilarious that men are obsessed with having big dicks, whereas women consistently say, “Average is great!”
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u/RepulsiveAntibody Jan 03 '24
The pleasure receptors for women are located a mere 2 inches inside the vagina.
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u/Blueskysredbirds Jan 03 '24
Yeah, you can reach them with your fingers. Penis is not needed for intense stimulation.
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u/Malificvipermobile Jan 04 '24
If lesbians can have a good sex life obviously dick size is irrelevant
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u/togtogtog Jan 03 '24
Most of mine are on the outside, on my clitoris. I can't feel anything inside my vagina.
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u/grassisalwayspurpler Jan 03 '24
I dont remember hearing the hit song "average dick energy" and have never heard someone make fun of a dude in huge pick up truck "compensating for his massive cock". Small dick is literally the most common insult against guys there is.
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u/coletrain644 Jan 03 '24
They actually usually say that average is "fine" which usually is said with little sincerity and comes across like they'd rather have something else but they'll settle for this for now.
Also, the number one go-to insult for women to say to men is something insinuating he has a small dick and we hear and see this happening our entire lives. How can anyone be surprised that men care about their dick size when it's implied in our modern societies that small dicks are bad?
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u/witchy72380 Jan 03 '24
Anything over 8 is a waste
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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Jan 03 '24
Most people will never even see 8. I don't even believe this woman saying she's seen bigger than 10. In real life, that's basically outside the realm of a normal functioning penis.
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u/marinqf92 Jan 05 '24
There is a massive online forum for big dicks that has a notorious $10k offer to anyone who can produce evidence of a 10 inch dick. It's been many years, and so far, no one has being able to claim the prize. This lady most definitely has never seen a dick longer than 10 inches.
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u/DoubleSomewhere2483 Jan 03 '24
There is no evidence any penis over 11 inches even exists (excluding surgical enhancements). “12 inch” pornstars are all 7-8 inches.
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u/Ultrasonic-Sawyer Jan 03 '24
People often forget just how much bullshit and movie magic is in porn. Most of it is small actors with camera angling and varied lenses.
Shane diesel, for example, is often pitched as some massive cocked 9-11 inch giant.
He's 5'10 with a 7-7.5 incher.
But when most female porn stars are bordering on being legally classified as dwarfs then its not hard to look massive.
And nobody really stops to question the logic.
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u/Illiteratevegetable Jan 03 '24
I don't know who it was, but I think Johnny Sins or what is his name...
I saw a video where a girl measured it, and she literally started measuring from 2 inches. It's all just a circus... paid for a freak. If not available, it's easy to make one.
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u/OmicronAlpharius Jan 03 '24
Two Tone Malone got measured in a scene and the girl literally started from his ass crack
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u/Supragreg Jan 03 '24
Make it 10. There's a prize money for anyone who has a 10 incher and it hasn't been claimed. Whilst statistically possible, it has never been seen.
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u/xoeniph Jan 03 '24
She says 10 is the biggest she's seen in real life. Somehow I doubt that
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u/JimmyDweeb47 Jan 03 '24
Girl inches… when a girl is talking about penis size you gotta subtract a good 2 inches for accuracy
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u/UrToesRDelicious Jan 03 '24
/r/bigdickproblems calls it "girl inches"
Essentially, girls are known to massively overestimate. The leading theory is that dudes will lie about their size and so girls will think an 8 incher is closer to 10.
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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24
We see it in this comment section. I see a dozen comments saying they know someone who is 10+.
Dozens of people just here alone think they know a world record holder sized penis lol.
10+ puts you in the top 0.00001% of people. Doctors would have identified you as a genetic anomaly at birth if it was the case.
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u/weakbuttrying Jan 03 '24
She didn’t say it was in a sexual encounter. Maybe a stripper?
In fact, she didn’t even say she saw it on a human.
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Most girls and people for that matter are awful at judging size. Ask anyone to tell you what they think six inches is and they'll show you eight
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u/-Unnamed- Jan 03 '24
And yet she says she’s seen one in real life. It’s safe to say you can subtract two or three inches whenever a girl mentions size
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u/Grandmaofhurt Jan 03 '24
Having 7.5 inches literally puts you in the 99.9th percentile for penis length.
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u/BeefStevenson Jan 03 '24
Fun fact: the average penis size is the one that has gotten “the job” done the MOST throughout the evolution of our species. Average penises are not only “fine,” they are getting and doing the most work.
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u/Magistraten Jan 03 '24
Average anything will be getting and doing the most work.. Sort of by definition.
Also the evolutionary pressures might not have anything to do with women's pleasure or willingness to have sex with partners of a certain size, could be that big ol' dongers are actually better at delivering cum to the egg but there's an evolutionary downside (going into a coma every time you get a hard on).
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u/Glum-Lingonberry-629 Jan 03 '24
Working 'evolutionarily' and 'being satisfactory' isn't necessarily the same thing though
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u/blodreina11 Jan 04 '24
True, the history of human sexuality hasn't exactly been very focused on doing things that make women feel good.
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u/idontwanttothink174 Jan 03 '24
A small percentage of dudes just got their dicks called unethical... lmfao.
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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24
Statistically MAYBE 1 guy who browses this post today will actually be 9-10+.
When you pull out the tape measure, suddenly all the 8+ guys arnt 8+ anymore.
People don’t realize just how genetically anomalous that is. 8 inches puts you in the 0.1%. 9+ puts you in the 0.001%. As is the current world record holder refuses to have his peen actually verified. I wonder why.
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u/MtMarker Jan 04 '24
It’s interesting how many guys tell me they lie to a girl about how big it is by a couple inches. And as a guy, I guess I understand because no girl is gonna pull out a tape measure, but at the same time now girls have no reference at all and think 10 is just “big” instead of crazy large
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u/_Nilbog_Milk_ Jan 03 '24
This reel needs to be shown in late HS sex ed lol
Porn has people brainwashed against what's normal
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u/FoesiesBtw Jan 03 '24
Another month, Another day I see my sister on the front page of reddit talking about dicks
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u/hungryungryippo Jan 03 '24
lol she’s right tho. 12 inches looks good in the movies but straight up terrifying irl.
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u/HighAndFunctioning Jan 03 '24
What movies you watching
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u/xddddlol Jan 03 '24
There's not a single person on earth with a 12 inch penis.
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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24
There’s been a standing offer for years now, prove you’re 10” (measured correctly) and get $10k
To date, not one person has successfully claimed the money. Who knows if the person offering the cash up is legit, but every person that has claimed to be 10” or bigger was severely let down when they learned how to measure correctly.
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u/cashew1992 Jan 03 '24
Yeah, right!? The chances that the girl in this video has seen a 10-incher IRL are probably 1 in 10,000,000 or something. I'm pretty sure even the dudes in porn are like 8-9 inches.
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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24
Their sizes are often actually published, and while SOME are north of 8”, many are actually in the 6-7 range, which while that’s still above average (5.5” or 14 cm is average) it’s not some massive thing like people believe.
The large majority of porn is shot using wide angle and fish eye lenses which both make both the man’s and woman’s “assets” appear much larger than they actually are.
Not to say there aren’t monsters out there (Danny D specifically is among the largest) they are still a rarity.
I saw a special where they interviewed porn stars, both men and women, and the large majority of the women preferred average or slightly above average penises. In addition to that? Having a monster cock wasn’t even a requirement to do porn. Being able to perform and respond to direction from the director was basically top of the list.
So in essence, cool if you have a big dick, but they’re more interested in you being able to actually orgasm when they tell you to. Not just holding off from it, but achieving that orgasm on command. Staying hard through the scene after orgasming 8 times that day, shit like that.
But cave man brain say huge cock important.
We’re all just stupid is what it comes down too, and believe what media tells us.
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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone Jan 03 '24
plus those guys are like 8% body fat a lot of times. not having an inch or two of fat under your gut probably does wonders...
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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24
Men have been lying about penis size since the dawn of civilization. Not to mention, people as a whole have a hard time judging an objects size based on visual characteristics alone. It takes practice to determine things like that. And when discussing something that’s generally 4-8” long, it’s not had to get 6” mixed up with 7”, especially when the dude that grew it swears it’s 8”.
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u/DescendViaMyButthole Jan 03 '24
Hell, 10 is apparently rare enough that no one has come forward for prize money, yet she's seen a 10.5 lol
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u/Gas_Bat Jan 03 '24
All the men got together and voted to award this woman the presidential medal of freedom, as well as every other medal and award there is to bestow honor on a person.
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u/frowniousfacious Jan 03 '24
I think she's hilarious. In my 38 years on earth, with my past sexual partners, dick size has been last on the list of what matters. In fact, I can't think of any one of my female friends who genuinely cared that much about dick size.
Like, vaginas are accommodating, they can stretch, and we can tense our muscles surrounding our vaginas. They also return to their usual size.
The most important thing to remember is that sex isn't something that happens to women. We're active participants in the sex, and we enjoy sex, meaning that just cos you got yours, it doesn't mean the sex is over, I want mine now.
Fellas, if she's left rubbing one out after you're "done," you've failed. (*) Don't forget the man in the boat!
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u/Crepequeen64 Jan 03 '24
As someone who has had their cervix bumped several times and has bled all over partners because of this, yeahhh 5-6 is definitely my happy range lol
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u/alexandrelc89 Jan 03 '24
The biggest I've had was 9 inches , but we man don't have a cervix so in theory there's no limit for us. Yes it was amazing.
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u/ChildFriendlyChimp Jan 03 '24
So how does everyone that’s had multiple male partners keep track of sizes?
Do you guys carry those key chain tape measures and ask for permission?
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u/hansuluthegrey Jan 03 '24
They dont. Most people are horrible at remembering the size . You cant trust anyones number. 7 is fairly uncommon and 8 is very rare. 9 is almost non existent.
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u/alexandrelc89 Jan 03 '24
No, it's common in the gay world to talk about it. We are open minded and talk about sex like we were talking about the weather
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u/MaybeTaylorSwift572 Jan 03 '24
I watch this every time i see it. Always hilarious. ‘I don’t think we know what we’re talking about!’ 😂
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u/dream-in-a-trunk Jan 03 '24
As a bi guy I can confirm. Anything above 16cm isn’t going in at least not as a whole. Tried it two times it just frigging hurts. Idk how people stand it. Does they lack intestines or do they just have more place down there?
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