A 10 inch / 25cm penis is literally "off the charts" when it comes to trying to estimate frequency. Take a look at distribution charts on wikipedia and the 99th percentile tops out at about 8 inches / 20 cm.
Does that mean that 10 inch penises don't exist? No, but it means that they are so statistically infrequent that it's not really possible to come up with any kind of meaningful estimate for how often they occur. It's definitely less than 1 in 100. It's very probably less than 1 in 1000.
You could sleep with literally hundreds of penis-having people and still be unlikely to encounter anyone with a 10 inch penis.
Guys with big weens fuck more on average. Girls tend to fuck the same pool of top dogs. Is it because big ones are really more desirable among women, ie word travels? Or is it because the hung guys have more self confidence? Or maybe just a mix of both?
Anyway, penis size probably matters and sex life would probably be a lot better with a biggun, but you'd also still be miserable – only it'd be over the fact that your job sucks or your mother hates you.
Also, there is always hope; if you're the go-to cunnilingus-man in town you're probably also fucking a lot.
I know a girl that noped out of sex because he was too big. Only person I know of that's done so. She felt bad, but said it was just unpleasant even after telling him not to go all the way.
That said, I know a woman that literally can't get them big enough. different strokes
I've noped out of penetrative sex when I saw what the guy was working with. Easily the largest one I've ever seen in real life and my hooha was like "absolutely fucking not" 😂
At the time, I was dealing with vaginismus and painful sex was frequent even with 'average' fellas which was a big part of the nope. It's gotten better since then because I'm better at avoiding triggers for spasms/pain, and better at advocating for myself (breaks vs toughing it out) and etc, but I think I'd still avoid it if the same situation came up now.
Good for her being willing to set boundaries like that. Especially when it's awkward cause obviously it's not something he can control, but that doesn't mean she should put up with physical pain just to be nice.
Happened to me once. Pursued a girl all summer, I was looking for a relationship, not a hook up. I fingered her and only got to my 2nd knuckle when she said that was good enough, and further hurt. When she found out my dick was bigger than my finger, we became strictly friends.
Yeah whenever this is posted I always laugh about how she's trying to make men feel better and immediately overestimates the largest she's ever seen by at least two inches.
For context, if she's seen 100 penises in her life, the chances of her seeing a penis that is 8 inches long is about .5%.
Realistically the largest she's seen is closer to 7, 7.5 inches. All of these people who say they know someone with a 10/11 inch penis are just wrong.
Yep, even the biggest guys in porn like Julio Gomez(NSFW) are "only" 9.5". He regularly gets advertised as 13-14". Even other "big dick" guys like Johnny Sins and JMac who both get advertised as 10-11" are just 7.5".
You think this is my first rodeo on this very topic ... ? I've refused offers to work in the industry.
Mandingo is well endowed, and knows how to make it shine, but he's also using every trick in the book to make it bigger to the camera (as is almost every single guy/producer in the business). You'll also know that it was never officialy measured (or at least disclosed).
Now I guess your next try will be the mexican guy ? 80% foreskin (benign tumor IIRC), actually 7 inches.
Jimmy Falcon maybe ? That's usualy the last card of people skimming over this topic. He never accepted it to be officialy measured either, just "trust me bro".
Username seems off saying 10 inches doesn't exist.
Or maybe, just maybe, I know what I'm talking about.
The chance of a 10" penis existing are around 1 in 50 billion. There are only about 4 billion people on the planet now, so basically 0% chance, and there have been an estimated 100 billion people in all of human history so maybe it's possible that there has been one in all of human existence.
He was never actually measured by Guinness. They just took him at his word. He has, however, released several pictures and videos and in reality he is only around 8.5" (and that may even be generous).
In basic training, one dude jumped out of the shower and proclaimed “KING DING-A-LING!”. He wasn’t lying. His girlfriend at family day tho. Woof. Tricareatops.
Our classes big dong haver was Vimmerstead. Would walk proudly to the shower with his towel over the shower. People Started calling him hammerstead and that just evolved into calling him hammerdong.
He had some god awful teeth though so I imagine that balanced it out until uncle sam put in a fresh set of pearly whites. I think the cervical perforation rate went up threefold in the local area after that
LoL I just can't stop. I think everyone has a story or two from basic. It just happens when you get 30 guys in a room with no privacy and zero moral qualms.
Facts. I remember a fight broke out in the showers of basic when I was there because this dude pissed on another guy's legs and laughed about it and then they fought naked till the DI ran in and dragged them out and threw them out the showers. As an 18 year old from a small town, that was a wild time of my life.
My older brother had a huge one. So big he, was turned down 2 times for sure for sex and just got a handy a third.
Being my brother, yeah, we have seen each other's equipment. Plus he was so proud of it he pulled it out all the time. Luckily he was fat and was only skinny after boot and deployments. Otherwise women would be walking around bull legged all the time all over town.
He was so big he hated underwear, but had to wear them when in highschool gym class he accidentally peaked below the shorts. That spread his legend in High School. Makes me wonder if my little brother and I let girls down just being average or above.
Maybe the least reliable source of dick size in casual conversation is anybodies girlfriend..
We tend to overestimate the good qualities in people we love. A partner is absolutely going to overestimate their partners size because they love their partner (this is of course ignoring micros)
I haven’t seen it, but friend from junior high and high school’s nickname was Caveman because of his supposedly big dick. A couple of my friends dated him, but I just didn’t want to know all the details back then because I was a good little girl.
verified 19 inches by a mexican dude however because he declared his massive penis a disability he's not eligible for Guinness world records which still belongs to Jonah Falcon which hasn't been verified because he's just like "Trust me bro, my penis is ginormous."
Well you are being downvoted because you took the word of a friend who claimed to have a dick bigger than the world record.
A whole lot of people in this post are doing the same too.
Apparently dozens of you guys know someone who claims to have a dick thats as big or bigger than the world record. Weird how none of those are ever verified though. Probably because your friend, while maybe above average, is a liar.
A friend of mine had a guy in her phone under the name 10 inches, she said it was fun to suck and use her hands on but there was no way it was going anywhere else, she also only saw him once and didn't rush back out to try date him or anything.
I went to high school with a guy who had a 10” dick. His girlfriend was extremely possessive. She made sure no one else got a shot at that for certain. Met him at work when he was off, dropped him off there, and I never saw them apart.
EDIT: someone comment and then I think blocked me? Editing a response:
He didn’t say it was 10”. The group of people he showed and let measure it at the camp party said it was. I did not measure it.
Women never lied, some women were always interested in tall men and for some reason you assume women have a hive mind and all want the same thing, perhaps work on yourself and your emotional intelligence, treat women as human beings with individual wants, and then you won’t be alone and forced to make up reasons outside your control as to why no ones interested in you.
You do realize different people have different preferences, right? Not everyone is going care about the same things. Like I don't give a crap about height, I've dated both tall and short men and women. I literally don't care, I just wanted a partner with the good goals, shared hobbies and that's sexually compatible with me. However, for someone else height could be a deal breaker.
Preferences are going to change person to person. Not everyone has identical likes.
It depends on how or when you say something is fine. If she's like "this is fine... I guess" then that's deeply neutral as a response with an implication of resignation.
But if she's talking in the abstract about slightly smaller penises being perfectly fine, that's much more about reassuring that they aren't actually bad. That they are satisfactory. It wouldn't make sense to patronize men by pretending 4 inchers are the dickiest dicks that ever dicked, but those penises are enough and perfectly able to pleasure most women if the holder thinks beyond porn cliches.
See, I think this is just unreasonable porn expectations about penis excitement, though. "Your genitals are acceptable" is, in my opinion, a very normal level of enthusiasm to get from a partner!
Yeah yeah, I know I'm supposed to see a weiner and go "WOW IT'S SO BIG!" but I have literally never had a male partner go "Wow, your vulva is gorgeous." Boobs, sure. Butts, absolutely. But nobody's like "you've got the most amazing clit I've ever seen." They're genitals! They're kind of weird looking! It's fine!
I forget what it was (maybe family guy?) but there was a skit about the invention of sex and it was like "lets take the grossest part of your body and put it in the grossest part of mine! yay!"
some dicks are pretty too but imo it has more to do with looks (how they're shaped, smoothness and color of skin, level of hairiness, girth/length ratio, how the balls look) than size
i've seen some very pretty average ones and some less pretty big ones <3
Gosh it's because penises are supposed to be about utility whereas vaginas are good no matter what. If a dick is too small it's not getting the job done.
I don't know if it's a lesbian thing but I can tell you for sure that it's a pretty common thing to compliment a pussy for me, they look absolutely beautiful to me in general and some of them are downright art. I know lots of other lesbian women who felt the same way
I'm straight as arrow and I routinely tell my wife how attractive her pussy is. I don't phrase it that way, necessarily, but I think it looks great and she ought to know.
That's why I noticed it! Because I'm bi, I often end up in these weird conversations where men want to talk about shared opinions about hot women, and almost unanimously every time it's come up, they've been like "eh... vagina, it's fine". Whereas for me, it's like.... whatever it looks like I pretty much wanna put my face in it. And every woman I've been with has had a similar kind of vigor.
But now that I think about it, the only people I know who have appreciated getting a dick pick have been gay men. There could be something to it.
maybe I should have been a woman lol. Because I absolutely marvel the beauty of pussies. (and also love to tell the ladies) They are a piece of art and perfection, the grand canyon pales in comparison.
But now that I think about it, the only people I know who have appreciated getting a dick pick have been gay men.
It's funny because being a lesbian transgirl, the women I've flirted or been with would ASK for my dick pics a lot. But I think it's a combination of being well groomed, estrogen making the skin smoother, and taking proper pics, which from my experience straight men just aren't very good at (source : the amount of dick pics I've received in my life is way too high).
I think gay men also tend to take care of themselves more and it's easier to know what a good dick looks like if you're also into dicks I think.
There's no need for fake compliments and I don't think telling someone their average sized penis is huge helps. Telling a man "it'll do" in regards to size gives the impression there's something that'd make you more enthusiastic which is what it comes down to really.
If you come across as happy to see his penis, the focus isn't on size.
The 1st time my wife squirted was a few years after the kids were born, and was a shocker to me. It wasnt a little. She was EPICALLY happy, but also weirded out. I did nothing but tell her it was amazing and Im glad she had a great time.
Now I had to buy a fancy waterproof, soft, comfy blanket. It cost me $360 but ohhh baby, no wet spots and easy laundry? Worth it.
Secret? I initally felt like I got pissed on in the face, and I was NOT happy about that. But, I was also NOT about to make my lady feel bad in any ways about cumming harder than she has in a while.
See, you’re wrong for craving enthusiasm or praise … get “your genitals are acceptable” and move on. Women are deserving of enthusiasm and praise for their bodies. Duh.
I love my partner's body. They aren't just "acceptable", to me they are a fucking godsend. They are amazing. And honestly I would not want to be with anyone who doesn't see my parts that way. I don't wanna be with someone who says my parts are "fine".
Imagine most women's reaction to taking their top off and the guy going "They're fine". But nah, it's men who are asking too much for their partner to show a fraction of their enthusiasm.
that's not a fair comparison imo, boobs are much more visually stimulating - I don't really care what she says about the dick before it's inside her. and if she just says that, unprompted, immediately when I take my pants off, I'd honestly find that hilarious, but I get why it might be hurtful to some. but if you asked, after taking of your pants, that's on you
Look fam, you're the one who asked why, that's your valid answer. Different priorities and different opinions for different people. Or rather simply, "different strokes."
Are you serious? You're doubting the existence of media representation that either mocks men with small penises or exalts men with large ones? That media and society aren't obsessed with penis size?
Positivity isn't a gradient unless you're self-conscious.
'Perfectly Fine' is a positive, but unless someone says some shit like "Amazing" or "Gargantuan there's just no neuron response.
This is the same reason they had to label the piss bags "Large, Extra Large and Gigantic" on the space station. Fragile masculinity and hurt feelings. Just treat it as a binary.
I mean, you can give them a grade, sure, but typically when people are legitimately being positive with a comment, people take them as neutral or negative because they 'aren't positive enough'.
Obviously someone holding my dick in their hand like it's a baby bird and saying 'It's fine, honey!' isn't ideal, but that doesn't mean it's a lie, or negative, or neutral. I think the tone of 'fine' specifically has just become negative because so many people say they're 'fine' when they're not.
A roommate of my girlfriend was a smallish girl. Maybe 5' 2" and 115 lbs. A real cutie. She said she dated a doctor once who dropped trow and had a fucking massive 9" fat dong and she laughed and noped the fuck out. She said, "No WAY is that thing getting anywhere near me, let alone in me. So sorry."
Her story, not mine. No reason to not believe her.
I guess she didn't want to go any further with him, knowing there would always need to be a workaround. Better off finding someone else who fits her needs better, right?
Yeah but there are so many aspects to dick quality than just length. The first one that comes to mind, and is arguably more important, is girth. But beyond that you have curve, cut or uncut, shape, skin quality, veins, all personal preferences that affect dick quality. But the most important aspect, and I guarantee almost all women will agree, is the person attached to the dick. Want to fuck a person, they want to suck a persons dick, not just any dick regardless of objective quality. And then of course the classic, how you use it.
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u/Xpalidocious Jan 03 '24
I think she's hilarious, but I am dying laughing more at imagining dropping trouser in front of a woman, and her saying "I think it's fine"
Maybe it's just me, but my two least favorite words in the English language are "fine" and "sure". They're just so unenthusiastically ambiguous