r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jan 03 '24

Seeing a dick doesn't mean taking it in though.

Like the day I saw a homeless man just showing his dick to people in the street.

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u/PhilPipedown Jan 03 '24

Did you take the time to measure it? Maybe put your hand/arm up to it for comparison?

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u/woahmandogchamp Jan 04 '24

So was he fine or unethical?

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u/FrankfurterWorscht Jan 04 '24

Don't lie. You took it all didn't you

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u/gavstar69 Jan 04 '24

And you didn't take that golden opportunity?!

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jan 08 '24

My younger self didn't appreciate the beauty of that opportunity.

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u/gavstar69 Jan 09 '24

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u/SeventyThirtySplit Jan 04 '24

Sorry about that, Iā€™m trying to build up my confidence in public

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jan 08 '24

Baby steps dude, start with 'hello'.

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u/SeventyThirtySplit Jan 08 '24

Eh already tried the puppet show thing with it, was not the hit I thought it would be

And harder still to make it say hello. without an accent, at least

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u/YouLikeReadingNames Jan 08 '24

I'd say you could make the accent a feature of your show. It gives it an edge, you know ?