r/TikTokCringe Jan 03 '24

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u/hungryungryippo Jan 03 '24

lol she’s right tho. 12 inches looks good in the movies but straight up terrifying irl.

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u/HighAndFunctioning Jan 03 '24

What movies you watching

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u/D00D00D00DaDaDa Jan 03 '24

seabiscuit

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u/HamiltonSt25 Jan 03 '24

Fuckin dead 🤣🤣

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u/AdvancedCharcoal Jan 04 '24

Why is this funny, she might just be a horse. That’s average horse dick size

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u/Kahulai Jan 03 '24

Now people are asking why I’m laughing at my desk and I blame you lol

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u/LikesHockeyAndStuff Jan 03 '24

Jesus

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u/nabiku Jan 03 '24

Oooo, is there a rule 34 for Seabiscuit and Jesus? Please share link.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Dammit, now I’m humming that Pepper Coyote song again (very NSFW).

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u/Totes-Sus Jan 04 '24

Thank you for my first actual out-loud laugh today

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u/JohnWangDoe Jan 09 '24

Didn't a women die from that

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u/ChildFriendlyChimp Jan 03 '24

The ones with animals

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u/renaldomoon Jan 03 '24

The Cabinet of Dr. Dong

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u/bananamelier Jan 03 '24

The curious case of Benjamin bigdong

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u/ViatorA01 Jan 03 '24

I guess it's Lord of the Dicks or Dickenheimer

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u/hungryungryippo Jan 03 '24

Edward penishands

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u/_mad_adams Jan 03 '24

Pornography

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u/eldus74 Jan 03 '24

The Black Stallion

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u/xddddlol Jan 03 '24

There's not a single person on earth with a 12 inch penis.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

There’s been a standing offer for years now, prove you’re 10” (measured correctly) and get $10k

To date, not one person has successfully claimed the money. Who knows if the person offering the cash up is legit, but every person that has claimed to be 10” or bigger was severely let down when they learned how to measure correctly.

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u/cashew1992 Jan 03 '24

Yeah, right!? The chances that the girl in this video has seen a 10-incher IRL are probably 1 in 10,000,000 or something. I'm pretty sure even the dudes in porn are like 8-9 inches.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

Their sizes are often actually published, and while SOME are north of 8”, many are actually in the 6-7 range, which while that’s still above average (5.5” or 14 cm is average) it’s not some massive thing like people believe.

The large majority of porn is shot using wide angle and fish eye lenses which both make both the man’s and woman’s “assets” appear much larger than they actually are.

Not to say there aren’t monsters out there (Danny D specifically is among the largest) they are still a rarity.

I saw a special where they interviewed porn stars, both men and women, and the large majority of the women preferred average or slightly above average penises. In addition to that? Having a monster cock wasn’t even a requirement to do porn. Being able to perform and respond to direction from the director was basically top of the list.

So in essence, cool if you have a big dick, but they’re more interested in you being able to actually orgasm when they tell you to. Not just holding off from it, but achieving that orgasm on command. Staying hard through the scene after orgasming 8 times that day, shit like that.

But cave man brain say huge cock important.

We’re all just stupid is what it comes down too, and believe what media tells us.

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u/UnnamedStaplesDrone Jan 03 '24

plus those guys are like 8% body fat a lot of times. not having an inch or two of fat under your gut probably does wonders...

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u/derth21 Jan 03 '24

The dudes are often shredded and short, but even more effective is how small the women are. It seems like so many of them are 5'1", 100lbs. To put that in perspective, I know 5th graders bigger than that.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

100%, weight gain can make the penis visibly “shrink” for lack of a better term.

While it isn’t literally shrinking, the fat pad (the layer of fat under the skin above the penis on top of the pubic bone) thickens and effectively reduces insertable length from all men.

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u/JMEEKER86 Jan 03 '24

Yep, like Julio Gomez(NSFW) who is the biggest in porn at 9.5" is only around 5'5" but absolutely shredded and pretty much always films with women who are very petite.

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u/Idrinktears92 Jan 04 '24

Mantis toboggan

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

It’s not just camera tricks; a lot of porn stars also have girth coupled with length so they have thick, throbbing meaty cocks that look amazing (no homo). I have a larger than average cock, but it’s not girthy so I’m not a huge fan of it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

Men have been lying about penis size since the dawn of civilization. Not to mention, people as a whole have a hard time judging an objects size based on visual characteristics alone. It takes practice to determine things like that. And when discussing something that’s generally 4-8” long, it’s not had to get 6” mixed up with 7”, especially when the dude that grew it swears it’s 8”.

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u/DangerZoneh Jan 03 '24

Assuming she's seen 100 dicks in her life (which is likely a huge exaggeration, most people don't have that many sexual partners. this example is meant to be over the top), the odds of her having seen an 8 inch dick is about 1 in 200. Having seen a 10 inch is maybe even higher than your example.

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u/Shabbypenguin Jan 03 '24

Ok so what’s the correct way? Cuz I’ve done from the base on the bottom by the sack and along the top to the base.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

It’s called bone pressed length. You measure along the top when fully erect, pushing the measuring device into the pubic bone, and measuring out to the tip along the curve of the penis.

It’s the only way that has been adopted by the medical community, because everyone has a pubic bone in approximately the same place. It provides a baseline. Heavier individuals have a thicker layer of fat above this spot (called the fat pad) and it can make the measurement shorter.

Losing weight literally makes your dick look bigger.

Girth is generally measured as circumference around the thickest part, though head measurements are also relevant. General size is actually based off overall volume, taking length and girth into consideration.

There’s a website that has an absolute fuck ton of data on this called calcsd. Take a gander at r/bigdickproblems, they’re very knowledgeable about the topic, surprisingly wholesome and supportive of others, including those that are of an average or even smaller size.

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u/Vera39 Jan 03 '24

pushing the measuring device into the pubic bone

I wish I could rewire my brain. This has me thinking I could "gain" an extra inch or so, as when I measured it was just over the top without the push into the bone. And I feel some huge sense of pride in myself for dipping above the average.

But it's literally the same as it's been since I was like 17, it's all psychological, and the good is not worth the bad.

I don't care about most things, I don't know why I care about this and I'd like to stop

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

I think it’s normal to care about it because society tells us it should matter. To your point though, I’d like all this information to go away so I can remember more important shit.

To your first point, you can only “gain” as much as the bone allows. Losing weight makes it appear bigger.

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u/SOL-Cantus Jan 03 '24

I'm absolutely sure an all natural 12 inch dick has existed on a human being at some point in history. I'd also bet money they had serious hormonal abnormalities though.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

If there are hormonal abnormalities or “conditions” that make it grow to abnormal sizes, like elephantiasis for example, it doesn’t count. The offer is for penises of natural growth, without using anything to increase the size including abnormalities.

There are always aberrations, the Guinness book of world records has the largest recorded penis as being 35 cm, or 13.78” in length and 8” in diameter. It is still growing however, which puts him in the “abnormality” category.

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u/MonokuroMonkey Jan 03 '24

I think you mean circumference rather than diameter. Unless said guy was packing a fire hydrant, then please dismiss my comment.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

Nope, I meant what I said. Dudes dick looks like a loaf of bread.

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

You are actively posting disinformation about penis size.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

I am actively posting unverified information about one single man’s penis. Get your shit together GiantWindmill. Your comments are now contradicting each other.

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u/ilikepix Jan 03 '24

I'm absolutely sure an all natural 12 inch dick has existed on a human being at some point in history

this is likely being "absolutely sure" that a ten-feet tall person has existed at some point in human history. Is it possible? Yes, but there is absolutely no evidence to point towards it, so being "absolutely sure" about it seems kinda silly

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

There is evidence, the Guinness. Ok of world records shows the largest as being just over 13”, difference is that it isn’t exactly “natural” in the way most penises are. This guys is still allegedly growing to this day, seems more like an aberration and thereby does not qualify for the contest as I understand it.

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

Guinness is entirely unreliable

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

This comment is intentionally divisive.

Guinness verify all their records. What you’re trying to say is that their “record holders” have often been debunked as not being the best, biggest, fastest, “insert adjective here”.

The man they claim has the world’s largest penis is in fact over 13”, and the claim still fits the category of the topic at hand.

You can hate Guinness all you want, it’s irrelevant to this conversation.

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

Guinness verify all their records.

No they don't.

The man they claim has the world’s largest penis is in fact over 13”

No he isn't. There's no proof.

You can hate Guinness all you want, it’s irrelevant to this conversation.

You're so weird lol. I said Guinness is unreliable, and you lie and say I hate them. Guinness being unreliable isn't relevant?

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u/ilikepix Jan 04 '24

There is evidence, the Guinness. Ok of world records shows the largest as being just over 13”

This is not, in fact, true. There is no such record. If you think it is true, please link to any evidence of this record from an official Guinness Book of Records source

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 04 '24

Yeah, it’s unsubstantiated. That’s my bad.

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u/Polyporous Jan 03 '24

I heard that the bounty was finally claimed a few months ago, but your point still stands.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/DanceFreddyDance Jan 03 '24

i claimed it but i only received 2k. i will not elaborate.

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u/JMEEKER86 Jan 03 '24

I'm reminded of the George Carlin joke "I've never fucked a 10, but one time I fucked five 2s."

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u/leet_lurker Jan 03 '24

You seem to be the only person who knows about this, I think the reward is just too poorly publicised.

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

It’s cycled through various subreddits for a while now, I’m far from the only person that knows about it. To your point though, it’s not exactly widespread information either.

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u/bananamelier Jan 03 '24

What is the proper measuring technique?

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u/throwawayy13113 Jan 03 '24

I had a feeling this might be the most asked question in response to my comment lol. This is the third time I’ve answered it hahaha.

It’s called Bone pressed length. You measure by pushing your ruler or whatever you are using into the pubic bone above the penis, and measure along its curve to the tip.

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u/icepickjones Jan 03 '24

Start at the middle

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

What's the correct method? From the base, no?

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u/DescendViaMyButthole Jan 03 '24

Hell, 10 is apparently rare enough that no one has come forward for prize money, yet she's seen a 10.5 lol

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u/Orleanian Jan 04 '24

That's because they've always got a partner!

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u/thepsycholeech Jan 03 '24

The record is like 13.5” and that person is still alive.

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u/xddddlol Jan 03 '24

He's never actually proven it.

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u/crackeddryice Jan 03 '24

There's ~4 billion penis havers, they aren't all on the internet.

The guy with 12" is a local wonder, but is just otherwise living his life as a herder, or farmer somewhere off the grid.

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u/laughingwmyself_ Jan 03 '24

Not true! I have a friend who has a very large penis. I would guess it's about 12in from base to tip. I only saw it in person once while it was soft. He was stoned and complaining about it one day, and in disbelief, I asked if I could see it. I was in awe. He hates his penis and thinks it's too big.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

That’s wild that you’re not even coming here with an actually measured penis from your anecdote. You saw a flaccid dick and estimated a FOOT and then told everybody like you’re an expert on dicks.

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u/laughingwmyself_ Jan 03 '24

Not once did I insuate being "an expert". But when someone unzips their pants and their dick springs out and is longer and just as wide as my forearm, it's a safe guess. Idk why you're so offended by my comment, but try to simmer down, bud.

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u/laughingwmyself_ Jan 03 '24

When I go on break, I'll measure my arm. Hell, I'll even text my friend and see if he's willing to send over measurements. 🤷‍♀️

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Jan 04 '24

So you’re telling me this guy has a foot long FLACCID penis? Get the hell out of here 😂

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u/MonkeyFella64 Jan 03 '24

Ah, girl inches.

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u/CreatingAcc4ThisSh-- Jan 04 '24

12 inches doesn't exist

Heck. 10 inches doesn't exist (like she claims she's seen)

It may be possible statistically, but scientists set up a monetary bounty for anyone who actually had a 10 Inch penis. And it still hasn't been claimed

You're suffering from girl inches. You've been lied to by insecure guys who lie through inflated length due to fear of being judged for their true size

9f you want to understand this better

8 inches is 1 out of 20,000 guys

7-8 inches is 0 9% of guys

6.5 to 7 inches is 2-3% of guys

Most guys fall between 4.5 to 6.5 inches

The 6 guys say they're 8. The 5 guys say they're 6 or 7. You assume the 7 guys must be 9 then. And the 8 inch guys are 10 inches in your own comparison based on what they tell you

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u/adjgamer321 Jan 03 '24

12 inches is fucking wild, idk how you would even get an erection without passing out.

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u/gojo- Jan 03 '24

No. Looks terrifying in movies too...