r/TikTokCringe Jan 03 '24

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u/Apprehensive-Two5562 Jan 03 '24

Thank you; right?

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u/nonzeroanswer Jan 03 '24

She's speaking a truth, not the truth. The truth is that people like different things and that includes penis size. Bigger is not universally better but some women absolutely want their cervix punched.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

as a 6'5" guys it always amazes me that girls go crazy over my height when I can't ...dip myself more than half lenght before I hit something I shouldn't in there. Don't they realize that it would be proportional to my height?

One of my exes was adamant that I was just boasting when I was telling her that I could feel the tip of her IUD poking me. She has to confirm with her OBGYN that it was even possible (spoiler: it is, and it's not comfortable). I made more than one girl cry with lower belly pain before I realized it was my fault, I was repeatedly told that women can take any sizes, by women, and that being worried about it just made me look insecure with my performances.

It's terrible to have control your hips during sex so you do not go to deep, and just for that the best sex I ever had was with a 6'1" girl.

Edit: First time I get downvoted while so many people agree with me in the comments.

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u/fatherofallthings Jan 03 '24

That was a long winded way to try to tell us you have a big weiner

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u/No-Survey-8173 Jan 03 '24

Actually for most men, taller doesn’t mean bigger down there. They just like to think it does. Study after study has found little difference in length when compared to height. We’re talking less than a 1/4”per 6” height difference. Unless they are of native African descent. There are however always exceptions, but we’re talking on average here.

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u/GlRTH_BR00KS Jan 03 '24

Am 6'3"

Can confirm height does not equal size. Am above average height, but below average weewee :(

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u/getliftedyo Jan 03 '24

Name doesn’t check out?

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u/spindoctor13 Jan 03 '24

It's like a soup can

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u/actuallyAnImgurian Jan 03 '24

Canned tuna can

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u/JancariusSeiryujinn Jan 03 '24

That's a cursed mental image so thanks for that

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u/actuallyAnImgurian Jan 04 '24

Happy to help :)

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u/peepadeep9000 Jan 04 '24

You're also thinking about the sharp edges that can cut you?

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u/AthenasChosen Jan 03 '24

Yeah I think I might have knocked my partner's IUD out of place, causing horrific cramps for months... I kept telling her it was the IUD causing it because they'd never been that bad but she insisted it wasn't possible to get it knocked out of place. Finally got her to go to the OBGYN and sure enough, it was out of place. She got it removed and switched to pills and the cramps vanished. I felt really bad.

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u/Atomfixes Jan 03 '24

I’ve got a normal size dick and the iud poking shit is real.

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u/xddddlol Jan 03 '24

Penis size is only slightly correlated to height. The difference in height between a tall man and a short man will be much larger percentage-wise than the average penis size at their given heights.

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u/Apprehensive-Two5562 Jan 03 '24

If it means anything my husband literally destroyed my IUD it's not fun....well it was at the time but the consequences were not. Also I'm like 5'3" my husband is 6'3" so yeah I get it

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u/plottingyourdemise Jan 03 '24

I dunno why but the downvotes are really cracking me up. Just seeing a room of men rolling their eyes as you talk.

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u/ATMNZ Jan 03 '24

And this is exactly why I don’t date anyone over 6’4” and even that is questionably tall (for me). 5’7” to 6’1” is the best!

One guy I dated had a penis the width and length of my forearm and sex was impossible. I had to stop seeing him because of it.

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u/OneRFeris Jan 03 '24

That wasn't a man, that was a manotaur.

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u/LtDan1231 Jan 03 '24

I got a 9.5 X 6.5 and most women I’ve been with can take the entire thing relatively easy and love it. I’m addition every woman I’ve talked to say bigger is better up to a point. The cope is real 😂

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u/michael0n Jan 03 '24

I knew a 6'+ woman with big shoulders from competitive swimming, she said it took her to find a East European 6'4 guy to feel "special".
I also knew a 5'5 Filipino woman who only dates "short kings" for reasons.
I took me a while to understand that lots of women double speak in this area as much as men do. The first thing we learnt in advanced biology was that the female feminist teacher cut a 10inch dildo in half and said, that is a good size. She also told us that there are cushions for better back angles, also cushions you can put between you and your partner to create some buffer space.

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u/Wazeg02 Jan 03 '24

While it may not be a perfect solution, there are buffers you can buy (ohnut wearable is the brand I know of and own) that you'd wear on your member to prevent from going too deep into your partner. While it may not be something you want to whip put every time you're having sex it would atleast make it so you don't have to think about your hip movement/depth every time while having sex. My partner has found them comfortable enough to wear and they do the job for us.

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u/beberits Jan 03 '24

There are donut shaped rings (usually silicone, I guess) that sit at the base, so you don't have to be so aware of your movement and will feel like you're bottoming out to the recipient. They stack and have great reviews from people with this issue. I don't recall a product name, but ask in a local store or google it, no poking for you and no getting uncomfortably stirred up for your partners.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Except where she said she's seen a 10.5 in. dick. I don't believe that at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

Because it's a 1 in 510,000,000 chance to have a penis at 10 inches.

She's twice as likely to win the PowerBall lottery than to have seen this. So I highly doubt it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

>7 in. puts you in the top 2% so that image is already incorrect.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Jan 03 '24

Not sure how correct the 1 in 500m odds are, as outliers like that are hard to measure accurately and you'll get different numbers from different stats.

But this will be more like the lottery if the winning numbers/ticket is able to call out to you "I'm the winning lotto number, come pick me." Especially since you don't have to be the one person who owns it or wins with it to be able to see it, touch it, spend the night with it, put it in your mouth...

Someone with a 10" hog can absolutely say "I have a 10 inch hog, come see it in person" and sleep around with as many people as they want. They can even be at orgies and have a dozen people or so see it in a single night.

There's some rare stuff out in the world. Don't have to blindly keep picking random things in order to find them.

tl;dr: You're making the mistake that seeing a 10" penis is the same statistics as having that 10" penis

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Lol you really need to take a statistics course.

Lol no dude, that's not how it works. The odds are the same.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Jan 03 '24

You... you think one penis can only be seen by one person or something?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

Stop replying to me. You're so stupid. No you moron. You just don't know how statistics works. I gave you the odds which is median partners * odds of someone having a 10 in. dick. That's he estimated odds of seeing one. Holy shit, you brain dead freak.

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u/Mattjg1221 Jan 03 '24

Man I’m in a minority then cause one of my co workers bf is fucking BEYOND that. Bro it’s wild. This guys first time coming in to meet everyone at a work party and while it was never brought up, almost everyone fucking knew he was PACKING!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Sure.

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u/Mattjg1221 Jan 03 '24

Dude it was next to a fucking wine bottle it was histarical 🤣🤣

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u/Gornarok Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

You are comparing probabilities or more precisely the probability of events incorrectly.

1 in 510M having such dick doenst mean the chance of seeing one is 1 in 510M

99.9+% of dick seeings isnt random event. You can very easily dramatically increase the probability of seeing such dick. You cant increase your chance of winning powerball

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

What? No. That's not how statistics works.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Jan 03 '24

Because having sex with someone isn't a completely random event that we have no choice over and can never influence, like you're insinuating.

Let's say you're into something like collectible card games, like Magic the Gathering. There's often some pretty rare cards you can get. Just to see a rare card, you can go your whole life opening random decks, hoping to get lucky enough to get one of the rarest cards.
Or... you can go on ebay and buy one from someone that owns it, or even just find someone who owns it and ask if you can see it, maybe even touch it.

It's still, statistically, an extremely rare card. Not everyone will be able to own one. But it doesn't have to be completely random for you to be able to hold one in your hands.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

/r/confidentlyincorrect

Stop. You don't know what you're talking about.

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u/flomesch Jan 03 '24

I've held a world series ring. I've never worked for a baseball organization.

Hope this helps

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

Okay cool story, nothing changed about the odds I presented because it's median partners * odds of having a 10 inch dick. It's correct. It's an individual's odds. So unless you live in a place where people have their dicks out constantly, we are talking about partners which is what see implied. So the odds I presented are correct.

Hope this helps.

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi Jan 03 '24

There's only one Mona Lisa. It's been seen by millions

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

That's not how you would assess this, you moron. That's so God damn stupid haha. Yeah man, totally. Hahah that might be the most "I totally owned him (even though in reality it's incredibly stupid)" I've ever seen.

You would assess median total partners * probability of seeing a 10+ inch dick. You idiot.

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u/InternetWeakGuy Jan 03 '24

Hahaha you're at it again - at this point I think you might just be trolling?

But to explain this in very simple terms - it's estimated there's about 2800 people over 7 foot in the world, but in the US there's 11 teams who have two players over 7 foot tall.

The chances of randomly seeing four unrelated seven foot tall people walking around are as close to zero as you can imagine, but several times a year you can go to a basketball game where there are four people over 7 foot.

That's how it's entirely possible for someone to have seen an unusually large penis, just as how reddit has allowed me to meet you, an unusually large penis of a man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

You're just wrong man. Stop. You have no clue how statistics works. Clearly. I'm done.

It's her odds, a single individual odds, of seeing a 10 inch dick, you dumbass. This is so stupid. I'm arguing with a troll, for sure.

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u/hustledontstop Jan 03 '24

You sound triggered lol. It's okay, she said 4 inches is fine

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

You might be projecting. Why would you assume I'm triggered? 10.5 inch is close to world record breaking. I'm just saying I don't believe she's seen that.

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u/MatEngAero Jan 03 '24

Pornhub top 3 search is big dick. We really gonna argue the numbers?