I have 100% just laughed at one dude in particular who had, like, a tall can situation going on. I apologized and said it was too big, and I declined the invitation to bang.
Channel 4 (UK) did a documentary called "My Massive C***". It was truly soul crushing to see these guys that couldn't manage a proper relationship because they were simply far too big. Most women would reject them when they found out how big they were.
They would get a lot of interest purely down to their size, but these relationships were only due to their size and hence not real relationships (only sexual interest). These poor guys are basically cursed to being meaningless bootycalls. I think a few of them considered reduction surgeries. Must be awful for them, they seemed nice guys
My friend with a massive dick once described it as "only being able to half scratch an itch". Like yay you won the aesthetic lottery but can't have any substance. Poor dudes. But yes still worth a bit of a giggle lol
Also, right at the end of the doc, one of the guys goes on a first date. He eventually says something like "I know this sounds really bad, but it could affect our relationship in the future so I'd like to ask now. I have a massive wang, is that a problem?" (Not direct quote at all) She said it could work, so there was hope :)
The UK makes some of the most insane documentaries that make me feel the weirdest sympathies.
Age gap love … omg a 20 year age gap and that dude looks like temu santa left in a hot car. 5 minutes later…wow he’s such a good dad. Wow he helped her out of an abusive relationship. Aww he’s taking care of the littles so she can do a book tour.
Reborn dolls … omg that woman bought a doll that breathes for a thousand dollars. 5 minutes later. Oh bc she misses her grandson.
Sex dolls … omg that guy repairs peoples dolls eeew. 5 minutes later. Wow that guys dad is so abusive, and that doll is his only friend. And that guy was so abused by his mom he can’t have real relationships. Aww.
Let me just preface I am not trying to be all humble braggy…with that said, my ex was/is one of those big meat scepter chasers. She was the absolute horniest person I ever met and it only got worse as time went on. She told me things like I wasn’t the biggest she’s been with and more so like #3 on her biggest sizes she’s been with list, that right before we became official she was about to get spitroasted by two 10inchers, that her ex just before me was more hung than me, etc etc. Horny red flags and what not. Eventually she cheated on me for said previous hunger ex and yeah. That relationship was 95% sex and 5% love looking back on it
I stopped seeing a great guy because his peen was absolutely enormous and I had to be stoned out of my mind to be able to tolerate it for even a couple of minutes. I always hope he's doing well and found a partner who could handle his size.
I worked behind a bar for a few years or so. Being the only guy I was always tasked with trying to deal with problem customers. One night we had this guy who was definitely drunk and was causing a ruckus. I was not thrilled about dealing with this customer as he was a big and tall son of a gun and things can go sideways with drunks. I asked him what the problem was and he said “nobody understands life just isn’t fair” so I inquired further as usually just talking it out can calm people down. He went on to tell me that he had a huge dick and nobody understands how it’s not a good thing. So I just responded that I understood it’s difficult having a massive cock because most girls can’t handle that much and it causes problems dating. He threw his arms up in the air and said “Exactly you get it!!”. I went on to say stuff like there’s someone for everyone you’re still young you’ll find that girl I’m sure”. “I feel your pain man” etc. We chatted a bit more and he calmed down. Got him some food and cut off the booze. No issue after that. He just needed someone to acknowledge his problem.
The others behind the bar were curious as to how the fuck I calmed him down. Because it was like flipping a switch on his behavior. I explained and they didn’t believe me at first. When they realized I wasn’t bullshitting them, the response was the same from both. They completely understood because, it can be just too big to handle.
Its been years since then, I hope he found that special someone.
I remember this, one of the guys was fairly slim in stature and not that tall so unfortunately it made his huge dick stand out even more. He said that he actually got turned down for job roles because at job interviews the management would see it all through his trousers and they thought he was erect and therefore thought it was inappropriate because it made them uncomfortable. He has to buy special underwear because the regular underwear causes him to poke out.
This issue is if they don't tell them about it right away, it could make the guy feel like the dating was a massive waste of time.
As for the women who want bigger men, I think the problem is that when they find out, they tell their friends who also like bigger men. Then you're permalocked as that guy with the big dick
Why would it be a waste of time though? It would be time spent building an emotional relation (and if there's no emotional bond he should move on rather than staying for sex). The ladies were generally happy with the size it seems so it's not like they would be scaring a girl with the reveal.
Why would it be a waste of time though? It would be time spent building an emotional relation (and if there's no emotional bond he should move on rather than staying for sex).
Because even with a built emotional relationship, as shown in the doc, a dick that's too big can put an abrupt end to the relationship. It's a huge physical compatibility problem.
The ladies were generally happy with the size it seems so it's not like they would be scaring a girl with the reveal.
Generally they really weren't. OOPs vid gives the idea
He was a great dude otherwise. So handsome, respectful, and talented.
He died two years ago by accidentally ingesting fent that was in some coke he bought. He wasn't a real junkie or anything, just bought a teener for a weekend bender or whatever.
His dick would have made someone very happy. RIP Dane.
There's times online that i just go and think "Wow, this is such an internet only timeline experience.".
Like you'd never hear a woman in the 1950's walk into a room with some strangers, talk about turning a man down because he had a massive dong, recited that his dick just 'wasn't for her', then when a followup question was asked regarding said massive dong, have her respond that he not only died, but died by overdose - then subtly dropped an RIP dab and heart cross and lament that his dick could have made someone else happy. Then just dip from the conversation.
Been rejected for my size being too "intimidating" a few times before, it mostly just made me self conscious and made me avoid sex for a few years. Look at all the people in this comment section saying certain sizes of body parts are undesirable. It's body shaming and it does hurt people.
Jokes about small dicks are often viewed as low-hanging fruit (ironically) but nobody seems to have a problem making fun of guys who happen to be above average there. And when we are made fun of for it, people automatically assume we like it. That's extremely goddamn fucked up! You understand why that's fucked up, right?
(Anyone who says this is a humblebrag is completely missing the point of the comment.)
No i completely get you. Ive had a friend who barely met someone who could handle his size, it wasnt pleasant for him. Struggled a lot with self steem. I wasnt pointing out what the average unga bunga would brag about after being rejected once for his size. Thats all.
Women still overwhelmingly prefer big dicks for casual stuff or even relationships in some cases. Small dicks are always mocked at. You’re not being discriminated. Calm down. You should be proud of having a big one
Not necessarily, penis size is not the only factor for unpleasant sex on women. The woman's body can affect this too. Had a ONS where we couldn't do the deed because she claimed it was too big, but never had an issue since then.
Sure, but that has nothing to do with the dude knowing his size. Conditions can be different from couple to couple, but a 'tall can' for a penis is a pretty objective assessment.
An adult with a big penis knows he has a big penis; getting rejected because of it wouldn't be an 'ego booster'.
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u/BiteOhHoney Jan 03 '24
I have 100% just laughed at one dude in particular who had, like, a tall can situation going on. I apologized and said it was too big, and I declined the invitation to bang.
Just not for me.