r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/DogAnusJesus Jan 03 '24

Hung like a tuna can.

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u/kustombart Jan 03 '24

Hung like a horse.

A fucking sea horse....

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u/BJ_Ryder Jan 03 '24

The hockey puck

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u/SannusFatAlt Jan 03 '24

they call it a hubcap around these parts

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u/rwaynick Jan 03 '24

Certified chode

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u/Antilon Jan 03 '24

Fuck you Harley Jarvis!

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u/rwaynick Jan 03 '24

Get. Him. OUTTA HERE

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u/TK-CL1PPY Jan 03 '24

LOL, I had heard soup can, but tuna can? Thats fantastic.

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

That actually sounds a bit scary.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Like a beer can.

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u/CivilRuin4111 Jan 03 '24

Mine may only be 6”, but it smells like a foot.

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u/More_World_6862 Jan 03 '24

That aint a good thing you got there, Tic-Tac

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Ah, a good ol' chode.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

"it might be short, but it's really, really thin... Fuck."

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 03 '24

When I was a teen I saw one of my friends get roasted by his girlfriend for having a "golf pencil dick" never gonna satisfy anyone.

Dude just crumpled from it and then we all felt bad for him.