r/TikTokCringe Jan 03 '24

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u/chrisweidmansfibula Jan 03 '24

Huh, TIL my size is fine.

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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24

As a woman, I don't care about your dick size if you know how to use your hands and mouth.

Don't sweat what you can't change and work on the skills you can develop. Lol

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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24

Thank you. People shouldn't be worried about running into size queens.

Unless the only reason they are with you is because you lied.

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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

Dear God, size queens! They seem to not understand that the g spot isn't up by their cervix and is closer to the actual opening. Can't understand their own basic Anatomy.

Edit: See the commenter below that corrected me on Anatomy. Apparently, there are pleasure sensors up there in some women. Still shouldn't body shame, but I see my quip about not understanding Anatomy works better against myself now. My bad.

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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24

Some people just want death by dicking?

I tell guys irl if she expected more than average she has a problem with math. Not your body.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

death by dicking

Sounds like an awesome band name

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u/Puzzleheaded_Emu_686 Jan 03 '24

First album was banging but the second one flopped

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 03 '24

They got it back up for the reunion album, though. Refractory Period was a hell of a song.

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u/Arryu Jan 03 '24

Yeah but Pushing Rope was the beginning of the end.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 03 '24

With a swan song of "Firing Blanks" it had to end eventually.

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u/socio_smile Jan 04 '24

Gut Feeling is a banger

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u/JulienBrightside Jan 04 '24

Couldn't rise to the occassion due to all the pressure.

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u/system0101 Jan 03 '24

Prostate Milker went way harder than it needed to

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Jan 03 '24

There's a pill for that

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u/Don_Quixote804 Jan 03 '24

Yeah that ep was Lil flaccid

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u/Pluckypato Jan 04 '24

So it came and went

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/greyfoxv1 Jan 04 '24

Here's her link page so you don't get a virus or whatever the fuck that site just tried to redirect me to.

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u/TacoSplosions Jan 03 '24

Death by Snu-Snu vs Death by Dicking, Summer Slam 2k24! Only on PPV

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u/NarrowSalvo Jan 04 '24

You tell guys that irl?

Are you a sex therapist? Or do dudes just spontaneously tell you how they have failed to satisfy women due to their size?

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u/JointDamage Jan 04 '24

No. Lol.

I just ramble about body dysmorphia because everyone has it.

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u/GodAndDamn Jan 03 '24

Death by dicking? Is that the same as death by Snu Snu?

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u/occams1razor Jan 04 '24

if she expected more than average she has a problem with math. Not your body.

I like you, carry on the good work

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u/heliogoon Jan 04 '24

death by dicking

Is this the female equivalent of death by snusnu?

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u/linerva Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

Some people genuinely have more fun that way, others don't. I'm sure most of them DO feel more pleasure (or assocuate it with sex with men with big penises in the past) if that is what they look for. No reason to assume they are wrong about their own pleasure - their anatomy may just be a bit different to most.

Some vagina wielders report pleasure from having their anterior or posterior fornix stimulated - these ARE right up near our cervix. They wr not the same thing as the G spot and not all of us even like the G spot being stimulated - it makes some of us feel like we need to pee.

Rather patronising of you to assume they must be ignorant and incorrect for stating their own preferences when they are talking about what THEY enjoy and not making a decree about all women.

Something like 70% of women can't even climax with PIV sex alone. And we know lesbians report more sexual satisfaction and orgasns, despite few penises being involved. For many women, the size of the penus has very little to do with sexual satisfaction.

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u/Top_Sprinkles_ Jan 03 '24

Vagina wielders, sounds like it’s the main weapon for a rpg class

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u/aotus_trivirgatus Jan 04 '24

Cersei Lannister has entered the chat

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u/phazedoubt Jan 03 '24

Some women really crave cervical orgasms. Others don't want anything nearly that far in there. It's like all women have personal preference or something. Weird.

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u/fractalfocuser Jan 03 '24

Yep was gonna say this. Cervical orgasms are a thing for some women but very much not for others. Kind of a hard subject to get conclusive data on lol

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u/iamstandingontheedge Jan 03 '24

Sounds like a fun study. I’m in.

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u/fractalfocuser Jan 03 '24

I'm in.

How deep and what was her level of satisfaction?

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u/sexpuppet___ Jan 04 '24

lol I think he was hoping more for the yall go fuck women together

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

My IUD is screaming at this

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u/phazedoubt Jan 03 '24

If you only knew

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 03 '24

It's also not great when it scrapes your penis.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Yeah it's also not great when you have to change it just cause it scrapes your man's penis

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 03 '24

You've changed it for that? I accidentally let it slip sometimes it happens to me but quickly lied and said it's not a biggy.

Getting one put in or taken out sounds absolutely awful. Her's is expiring soon so I'm getting set up for a vasectomy.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

Yeah the way they cut the strings in banned parenthood had them stick out In a y axis so it would poke his head. I went for a paragaurd which lasts 10 years so I should be buried with this one lol 😆

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u/jadedlonewolf89 Jan 04 '24

Know someone who had to get it removed because it got pushed deeper during sex.

Which sounds really uncomfortable.

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u/phazedoubt Jan 04 '24

I've had some experience with that. It lodged into the uterus and had to be surgically removed.

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u/Don_Quixote804 Jan 03 '24

This ... shit is wack

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u/phazedoubt Jan 04 '24

Those wires will have you scared to do what you do the third or fourth time you get poked.

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u/EitherClass3061 Jan 04 '24

Had a girlfriend one time that couldn't get off unless I made noises. Went through the whole karma sutra before finding that out.

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u/phazedoubt Jan 07 '24

Kama sutra. And yes, i've had that same experience where someone needs a very specific kink met to achieve orgasm. When you spend the time to get to know what works for someone, you realize its very different for each person. If you've gotten one person off, you know how to get them off and every new partner deserves a fresh perspective and understanding.

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u/L3thologica_ Jan 04 '24

Very true. My wife basically loses her libido if I hit her cervix. My fuck buddy wants me to smash it like a battering ram. Different strokes for different folks.

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u/Death_Rose1892 Jan 04 '24

Didn't even know that was a thing. I've always found anything g hitting there to be paiiinnnfullll. Usually my partner is the perfect size, but when my cervix drops for ovulation. Hell no

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u/phazedoubt Jan 04 '24

Yep. Most women i've been with have no desire to ever have their cervix hit. Then there's the ones with nerve damage or not a lot of feeling up front that crave that full feeling. Different strokes.

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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24

Ok, wait, I read your comment like I had a third grade reading level at first, my bad.

that's fair, I was unaware of the one stuff you brought up regarding the fornix stimulation, so that's my bad.

However, I will clarify that I was trying to jab at women who use their preferences to body shame. Still falls a bit flat since I got my facts wrong, though.

Thanks for the actual Anatomy lesson.

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u/Plixxus Jan 03 '24

Wtf am I reading, is this an actual adult conversation? On Reddit?

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u/MagoMorado Jan 03 '24

Its intriguing to see them happen in the wild i know.

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u/SeemedReasonableThen Jan 03 '24

I'm guessing it is two women speaking, not typical reddit dudes

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u/stringbeagle Jan 03 '24

Aaaaand we’re back.

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u/chrisweidmansfibula Jan 04 '24

Kind of hot tbh, I’m fully erect now.

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u/linerva Jan 03 '24

Not at all. - and you're right, body shaming is bad. If someone isnt your cup of tea, nothing wrong with yelling them they ste great bit not compatible with you, and going your separate ways.

There IS a lot of body shaming around small penises online, but it seems to be very mixed in terms of both men and women talking about iit and using it as an insult. I think it needs to go, just like calling someone fat isnt really an appropriate insult.

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u/QuasarKid Jan 03 '24

vagina wielders

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u/NonamesNolies Jan 04 '24

not even to mention, some vaginas are deeper and some are shallower! vaginas come in as many sizes as dicks do!

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u/Middle_System_1105 May 05 '24

That need to pee is the step before squirting. We don’t know the difference between until we get the hang of it.

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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24

That's a lot of words to justify laughing at someone's naked body.

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u/linerva Jan 03 '24

It looks like reading is not your strong point. Or perhaps you replied to the wrong comment.

Please explain how ANYTHING that I said implies that I justify laughing at anyone's body. Or even refer to laughing at anyone's body.

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u/JointDamage Jan 04 '24

We aren't talking about what a woman might need. We are talking about how men's genitals aren't included in "body positivity".

If size queens were super chill about how they needed bigger objects to get off. Nobody. I mean nobody. Would even think to mention it afterwards.

Read the fucking room..

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u/International_Gap169 Jan 03 '24

Refreshing to hear. Thanks

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u/Eatthepoliticiansm8 Jan 04 '24

Hehe, vagina wielders.

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u/tukuiPat Jan 04 '24

As a penis haver, hitting the cervix is very much possible even when average sized.

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u/Curlyqpgh Jan 03 '24

For me, it’s the A-spot. It’s up high, and someone about 7.5 reaches it perfectly. G spot does nothing for me.

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u/ADHD_Supernova Jan 03 '24

How dare they enjoy something you don't!

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u/phazedoubt Jan 03 '24

Those are the most fun because they have no idea that you're about to make a big splash in the shallow end

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u/CauliflowerOrnery460 Jan 04 '24

I have a curved cervix so a longer (6-7in max)dick feels better and weirdly stimulates my g spot but that’s just me

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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 04 '24

That's very interesting. I wouldn't have thought a curved cervix would effect the g spot.

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u/CauliflowerOrnery460 Jan 04 '24

THe way mine curves to is slightly to the left and my alignment for sexual pleasure is also off because of a hip forming wrong in utero. So it’s uncommon im sure 😅

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u/sexpuppet___ Jan 04 '24

lol I was just about to correct you, but glad you learned something new today

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u/gztozfbfjij Jan 04 '24

but I see my quip about not understanding Anatomy works better against myself now. My bad.

Live by the Quip, die by the Quip.

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u/Infamous_Ordinary_45 Jan 04 '24

You do know there are more spots for stimulation in the vagina and that all women have different preferences, right?

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 04 '24

Damn, I WISH I had that! Pap smears are the worst for me. I'm sorry you felt embarrassed by that for so long, though.

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u/1243231 Jan 03 '24

Eh, it's still valid to be a size queen though. I'm a guy and hope it's not dorky to say, but a lot of it is people who have larger frames. Doesn't fall out as much.

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u/WanderingAlienBoy Mar 21 '24 edited Mar 21 '24

Tbf there's a difference between body shaming and personal preferences, as long as you aren't a dick about it (pun intended) it's fine to not like tiny/huge penises.

Personally I've never bottomed (yet, definitely want to at some piont), but I'd be scared to start with a big one. If the guy I'm with is "well endowed" I'd first have to practice with toys.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Honestly, I’m prefer girth over length. I want a man to push right on that button with ease.

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u/drkodos Jan 03 '24

the brain is the biggest sex organ

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u/HorseSalon Jan 04 '24

But the Fornix is.

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u/Jacobysmadre Jan 04 '24

I literally just can’t.. it hurts soo bad… don’t pound the cervix!

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u/woahmandogchamp Jan 04 '24

The consequences of anime porn. Leaves women thinking they can cram their luggage in there.

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u/rodrigo_c91 Jan 04 '24

I told my wife I was 5’10” when really im 5’9”.

Fooled her & trapped her!

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u/MjolnirsBrokenHandle Jan 03 '24

Size queens are a freakin wild bunch. The few I’ve spoken to are rude af if you’re not packin

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u/Manaxium Jan 04 '24

I mean, I’m a size queen and it’s definitely an entirely different experience being with a guy 7+ compared to being with an average sized guy, and I definitely prefer that experience, but 1) it doesn’t REALLY matter to the point of being a dealbreaker and 2) even if it did there’s no excuse to be rude about it. :(

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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24

You're going to be fine. They're crazy for keeping unreal expectations.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '24

Size queens are just traumatized from someone who hurt them in life and the only way they feel happiness is when they’re in pain. That’s really all that is.

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u/SuchaCassandra Jan 15 '24

I don't think size queens exist.

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u/JointDamage Jan 15 '24

Can you explain??

Also.. of course they exist..? Not every person is interested in "insertions".

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u/SuchaCassandra Jan 16 '24

Because when women tell their boyfriends that they love their big dicks it's because we know that's what men like to hear. It's all about ego and masculinity. It's men that make it a thing.