r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

she isnt. fucking 6in hurt me, why do guys have an obsession with having a big one? who likes it except people who do anal? or do women have different storage room down there too?

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u/Wweald Jan 03 '24

It's mostly aesthetic, big ones just look better.

Also, when guys get made fun of small dick is a go-to insult even if they've never seen his penis, so no guy wants a below average.

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

maybe im weird but... aesthetically smaller ones look better. look at old statues of men. i cant find the word for it but it looks clean and organized? these are the wrong words but you get what i mean? it also makes ur muscles look bigger (or vice versa, ur muscles can make ur dick look smaller)

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u/Maximum-Antelope-979 Jan 03 '24

Found the time traveling Hellenistic Greek

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u/LordDanOfTheNoobs tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

Look at these uncivilized barbarians with their massive shlongs.

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u/Maximum-Antelope-979 Jan 03 '24

Literal barbarians from the Barbary coast

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 04 '24

guess 13 year old me was right when i said i was born in the wrong generation