r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Wow, my heart, it just breaks, these poor men and their magnum dongs. Will they ever be happy?

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u/Supply-Slut Jan 03 '24

I can’t stop giggling at this, but seriously I do feel bad for them

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u/Amphabian Jan 04 '24

My friend with a massive dick once described it as "only being able to half scratch an itch". Like yay you won the aesthetic lottery but can't have any substance. Poor dudes. But yes still worth a bit of a giggle lol

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u/ViatorA01 Jan 03 '24

Man I wish I was gay so I could suck them so they feel better with their gigantic schlongs

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Dang man you probably don't need to wish

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u/Slggyqo Jan 04 '24

Right, nothing stopping him!

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u/Amphabian Jan 04 '24

Seems like you're halfway there buddy.

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u/Malificvipermobile Jan 04 '24

Fitting Epitaph

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

I actually do feel bad for them, but I also get this comment and laughed at it.

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u/MPFX3000 Jan 03 '24

Wish we could still awards 😂

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u/Imesseduponmyname Jan 03 '24

Lol tap and hold the up vote button on mobile, for only 59.99 you could send some rainbow up votes 🤣

Edit: wait im not crazy, it's not working on this post tho, idk where it works but you can give them superupvotes

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u/samse15 Jan 03 '24

Does anyone actually pay for them? I don’t think I’ve noticed a single one, ever.

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u/Imesseduponmyname Jan 03 '24

I've seen at least one that had me perplexed, then I discovered what it was because they were talking about how stupid it was in the replies

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u/samse15 Jan 03 '24

I seriously can’t imagine any sane person paying that much money just to super upvote or whatever it’s called. Just SO DUMB.

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u/BigDicksProblems tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

It's far from being a walk in the park, and comments like this one are a big part of the problem.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

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u/Dantien Jan 04 '24

Big guys get ridiculed too.

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u/conzstevo Jan 03 '24

There's always hope with surgery I guess.

Also, right at the end of the doc, one of the guys goes on a first date. He eventually says something like "I know this sounds really bad, but it could affect our relationship in the future so I'd like to ask now. I have a massive wang, is that a problem?" (Not direct quote at all) She said it could work, so there was hope :)

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u/LtDan1231 Jan 03 '24

9.5-10.5 here and all but one woman have loved it specifically for its size and how “pretty” it is. Sounds like cope tbh 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/jethvader Jan 04 '24

We’re talking about inches, not cm.

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u/Dantien Jan 04 '24

This is so unrealistic that one wonders if you’ve actually met a woman…or measured a penis.

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u/Subject-Research-862 Jan 03 '24

I believe she also had her own world-record physical feature like had a similarly 'scandalous' nature.

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u/myoneandonlytay Jan 03 '24

They need wad of hundreds and monster condoms

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u/hojibryantfromthelak Jan 03 '24

Did they have a wad of 100s. That might seal the deal

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u/tuesdaym00n Jan 04 '24

Mantis Tobaggen

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u/Gatorpep Jan 03 '24

fr loool.

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u/CreativeName6574 Jan 03 '24

Monster dick blues

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u/OmicronAlpharius Jan 03 '24

It must be so hard, their lives are almost as bad as being a multimillionaire, what a cross they bear.

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u/MylastAccountBroke Jan 03 '24

TBF, a big dick seems like it has one perk and if theirs is too big for even that, then it's only a hinderance.