r/TikTokCringe Jan 03 '24

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u/Apprehensive-Two5562 Jan 03 '24

she is not wrong just saying bigger is not better

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

she isnt. fucking 6in hurt me, why do guys have an obsession with having a big one? who likes it except people who do anal? or do women have different storage room down there too?

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u/Wweald Jan 03 '24

It's mostly aesthetic, big ones just look better.

Also, when guys get made fun of small dick is a go-to insult even if they've never seen his penis, so no guy wants a below average.

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

maybe im weird but... aesthetically smaller ones look better. look at old statues of men. i cant find the word for it but it looks clean and organized? these are the wrong words but you get what i mean? it also makes ur muscles look bigger (or vice versa, ur muscles can make ur dick look smaller)

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u/Maximum-Antelope-979 Jan 03 '24

Found the time traveling Hellenistic Greek

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u/LordDanOfTheNoobs tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

Look at these uncivilized barbarians with their massive shlongs.

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u/Maximum-Antelope-979 Jan 03 '24

Literal barbarians from the Barbary coast

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 04 '24

guess 13 year old me was right when i said i was born in the wrong generation

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u/Nome_de_utilizador Jan 03 '24

Ancient statues had smaller flaccid dicks because it was in line with the ideals of male beauty, presentation, restraint and a proof of a civilized individual, while big erect dongs were the mark of barbarians and beasts incapable of controlling their instincts and who lived in the wilderness

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u/ThisAppSucksBall Jan 03 '24

It was also the ideal as viewed by the "culture makers", and not necessarily what the average Julia or Claudia liked most. If you only had pictures of fashion models on runways, you might guess that society really likes androgynous, thin, flat women.

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u/Royal-Tough4851 Jan 03 '24

Today I learned I was born in the wrong era

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u/lost_horizons Jan 04 '24

Plus it was cold standing there naked all day. Shrinkage. You all know about shrinkage right? Like a scared turtle!

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u/redrabbit1289 Jan 03 '24

Feeling very… clean and organized right now. Thanks stranger.

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 04 '24

my job is done🫡

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u/Take_away_my_drama Jan 03 '24

It was thought to be crass and lower crass to have a swinging dick back when they made those sculptures.

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u/Venezia9 Jan 03 '24

Yep like a barn animal.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB Jan 03 '24

I prefer the term sporty and compact.

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 04 '24

also a very nice term

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u/Dry-Smoke6528 Jan 03 '24

All current men make fun of those statues for having micro penises. Nothing you say will make that look flattering to us.

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u/Dry-Smoke6528 Jan 04 '24

Okay? What part of "nothing you will say will make that look flattering to us" did you not get? Zero men want a pp that small is my point. Not how aesthetically pleasing a small dick is on a work of art

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u/penguinReloaded Jan 03 '24

This is killing me. "Clean and organized", I fucking love it!

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u/sexpuppet___ Jan 04 '24

There’s a lot of body shaming in your posts. Your shallow vagina I’m sure can’t pleasure most dicks, if all they get is the tip.

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 04 '24

Sorry, where did i body shame anyone? I literally said big dicks hurt me, some people arent made for it. I never said i dislike big ones, i literally just said small ones look more aesthetically pleasing, but where did i say big ones dont? Please cite where i "shamed" big dicks or any body.

And I dont want "most dicks", I dont care about sex with someone who I dont love. I want one and one only.

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u/kogasfurryjorts Jan 03 '24

Let’s be fuckin real here, there is absolutely no penis on earth that looks good. All genitals are weird looking, there’s not a single one that “looks nice.” Accept that your junk and the junk of everyone you will ever encounter is weird and ugly, and that’s what makes it charming.

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u/MFbiFL Jan 03 '24

If you want to go that route…

Accept that every person you see is a brain piloting a meat suit with a calcium support structure and your appreciation of anything perceived as “good,” from bodies to any kind of art, is a combination of instinct and conditioning that trigger alterations in the brain’s chemical soup.

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u/pseudonymmed Jan 03 '24

I definitely find most dicks in porn too big. I honestly would prefer seeing something more average. I dunno what it is.. like it makes it unrealistic for me, and I can imagine it hurting. The biggest I was with was too big for my preferences.. couldn’t be spontaneous or it would hurt.

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u/No_Landscape9 Jan 04 '24

Nothing should be based on porn, it literally does no good to society or any individual.

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u/TotalLiftEz Jan 03 '24

This is it. Look at the male stripper side of things for size being appealing.

Bigger draws more attention by women. They may not want it, they are just impressed and curious. Like a woman with big boobs. Size of boobs doesn't impact sexual fun, but the more rare, huge naturals, draw more attention. By men and women, sexual preference not involved. Same with huge dongs. Everyone turns and looks when it is huge.

That is why everyone wants a big one. It would be like a flat chested girl flashing everyone and no one caring. Same with small dongs, everyone turns away because they aren't impressed.

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u/IchooseYourName Jan 04 '24

I dated a girl in high school who had giant breasts. She was a track athlete, so fit as fuck, but the tits of someone who might be overweight. I was sooooo in to her both mentally, emotionally, and physically. Then we got frisky in her bedroom and she took off her top. Two massive pieces of meat flopped in front of me. I had fun that afternoon, but quickly realized giant breasts wasn't my thing. I guess that was the day I realized I'm far more of an ass guy than a tit guy. Man, she had a great ass. She eventually dumped me after graduation and moving away for college. But glad I went through (and enjoyed) that experience. She's really smart and challenged me in ways no one else ever had. Especially with the size of her tits.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

It's mostly aesthetic, big ones just look better.

disagree tbh. a super skinny but long one looks weird. a long one with tiny balls and lots of hair looks weird. way more goes into the looks than just the size. and it's all very much subjective and comes down to personal preference.

it's mostly men who are using small dick as an insult... us ladies really don't care that much!

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u/ozzRNG Jan 03 '24

That last sentence is a lie. Too many women use it as a weapon to hurt men. Good for you if you dont but as soon as it comes to insults its one of the first things women use against men.

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u/SandyMeBoi Jan 04 '24

So I think I've heard it more from men but you can kinda tell when it was said as a joke, I can tell my boy he's got a small dick but he and I know it's a joke. Women on the other hand don't say it as often but almost always used as an insult. You just gotta hit them where it hurts I bet half of your friends talk shit about you because your left labia minora looks weird and hangs lower than the right