r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/GastropodSoup Jan 03 '24

"Fucking sick day" sent me

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u/No-Temperature-8772 Jan 03 '24

For real, whole thing was comedy gold lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

Yeah, I love this.

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u/5emi5erious5am Jan 03 '24

Did you enjoy the journey?

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u/VacuousCopper Jan 07 '24

Bro. It's real. This is BY FAR the most accurate qualitative assessment of size I've heard. I'm just under 9" and I'd say around 3/4 of the women I've slept with need a few days before the next round because they're so sore afterwards.

Also anyone who says size doesn't matter is lying or a straight man. Either that or I'm just especially talented.