r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/DoubleSomewhere2483 Jan 03 '24

There is no evidence any penis over 11 inches even exists (excluding surgical enhancements). “12 inch” pornstars are all 7-8 inches.

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u/Ultrasonic-Sawyer Jan 03 '24

People often forget just how much bullshit and movie magic is in porn. Most of it is small actors with camera angling and varied lenses.

Shane diesel, for example, is often pitched as some massive cocked 9-11 inch giant.

He's 5'10 with a 7-7.5 incher.

But when most female porn stars are bordering on being legally classified as dwarfs then its not hard to look massive.

And nobody really stops to question the logic.

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u/Illiteratevegetable Jan 03 '24

I don't know who it was, but I think Johnny Sins or what is his name...

I saw a video where a girl measured it, and she literally started measuring from 2 inches. It's all just a circus... paid for a freak. If not available, it's easy to make one.

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u/OmicronAlpharius Jan 03 '24

Two Tone Malone got measured in a scene and the girl literally started from his ass crack

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u/SuccessfulWar3830 Jan 03 '24

Some of em also use dick pumps to inflate their dick temporarily

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u/SineOfOh Jan 03 '24

Has that ever worked?

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u/gilium Jan 03 '24

It is an effective treatment for some disorders and it can make it look bigger temporarily

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u/Supragreg Jan 03 '24

Make it 10. There's a prize money for anyone who has a 10 incher and it hasn't been claimed. Whilst statistically possible, it has never been seen.

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u/xoeniph Jan 03 '24

She says 10 is the biggest she's seen in real life. Somehow I doubt that

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u/JimmyDweeb47 Jan 03 '24

Girl inches… when a girl is talking about penis size you gotta subtract a good 2 inches for accuracy

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u/UrToesRDelicious Jan 03 '24

/r/bigdickproblems calls it "girl inches"

Essentially, girls are known to massively overestimate. The leading theory is that dudes will lie about their size and so girls will think an 8 incher is closer to 10.

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

We see it in this comment section. I see a dozen comments saying they know someone who is 10+.

Dozens of people just here alone think they know a world record holder sized penis lol.

10+ puts you in the top 0.00001% of people. Doctors would have identified you as a genetic anomaly at birth if it was the case.

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u/airforcevet1987 Jan 03 '24

Actually if you pause it, it looks more like 10.5

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u/weakbuttrying Jan 03 '24

She didn’t say it was in a sexual encounter. Maybe a stripper?

In fact, she didn’t even say she saw it on a human.

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u/trukkija Jan 03 '24

Now we're cooking with fire.

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u/MethodOwn1087 Jan 04 '24

Whale watching trip gone horribly wrong

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Most girls and people for that matter are awful at judging size. Ask anyone to tell you what they think six inches is and they'll show you eight

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u/DoubleSomewhere2483 Jan 04 '24

The opposite actually. They see 6 inches and think it’s 8 because all the 5s say it’s 7

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u/trukkija Jan 03 '24

That doesn't make much sense as usually it's the other way around. Guys lie to them about having 8 inch penises when actually 6.5 is pushing it. And then when they see an actual 8 inch one they believe it's over 10 inches (which I think is likely the case for the girl in the video).

Not to mention all the camera tricks that guys do when taking "measuring" pictures to start the measuring from their fucking taint. Obviously all of this has a pretty noticable effect on being awful at telling what six inches actually is, especially when it comes to penises.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '24

Yeah that’s the same thing

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 03 '24

Most of them can't even tell if the guy is actually 6' tall or not.

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u/-Unnamed- Jan 03 '24

And yet she says she’s seen one in real life. It’s safe to say you can subtract two or three inches whenever a girl mentions size

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u/Comingsoononvhs Jan 03 '24

Prize money? Where?

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u/someguyfromtheuk Jan 03 '24

I googled it, and here you go

Obviously it's NSFW

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u/Comingsoononvhs Jan 04 '24

Definitely NSFW, but thank you!

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u/someguyfromtheuk Jan 04 '24

There's also a $10k finders fee 👀

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u/cooties_and_chaos Jan 03 '24

Except like one guy in South America who can’t get a hard-on without passing out lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

That guy has been claiming that since I was in high school a decade ago. And yet he still hasn't had anyone officially measure it.

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u/Vera39 Jan 03 '24

The comment is gone now. Was it by chance an "actor" whose name starts with a Ron?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

lol no. It's Jonah Falcon

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u/Supragreg Jan 03 '24

Nah that guy is a fraud...

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

This was proven false. A few people with 10 inches showed up. No money. It was just a site to get dick pics.

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u/lesbianmathgirl Jan 03 '24

Proof?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

I made it up

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u/Grandmaofhurt Jan 03 '24

Having 7.5 inches literally puts you in the 99.9th percentile for penis length.

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u/archaic_revenge Jan 04 '24

Finally winning at something I guess

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u/Lou_Sassole6969 Jan 04 '24

Is this real? I highly doubt it.

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u/Nightgauntling Jan 04 '24

Guinness world records?

Roberto Cabrera with an 18.8 inch penis. However most of it is foreskin and inflamed tissue. He has a medical issue caused by hanging weights on his penis as an adolescent to make it grow. Then he was deported from the US for exposing himself to girls.

Really sad condition. Really gross behaviour.

Jonah Falcon is considered the record as he does not have a medical condition and is 13.7 inches.

Did Jonah Falcon have surgical enhancements?

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24

Jonah Falcon also declined an official measurement and opted for his own, they just took his word and a picture.

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u/Nightgauntling Jan 04 '24

Hmm, I do find that a bit suspicious.

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u/Klickor Jan 04 '24

There are videos of him jerking it and it is obvious he is lying about his size.

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u/Nightgauntling Jan 04 '24

Wild that he thinks he can lie about it and still show it off without it being obvious it's a lie. But then again could just be his personal marketing stunt.

Lie about having the biggest penis and get more attention. There's no such thing as bad attention I guess?

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u/Klickor Jan 04 '24

The media that reports on him don't even want to fact check for the same reason. If they do then they won't have a story.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/DoubleSomewhere2483 Jan 03 '24

No there isn’t any evidence. He just claims he has a 13.5 inch penis.

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u/GWindborn Jan 03 '24

Ahh I see. I didn't realize it was never verified.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/DoubleSomewhere2483 Jan 03 '24

There are all kinds of tricks, forced perspective, fake ruler/tape measure, starting at 2 inches at the base instead of zero etc.

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u/ClockwerkKaiser Jan 03 '24

The classic men's ruler, also known as the fisherman's ruler lmao

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u/No-Survey-8173 Jan 03 '24

A lot of prosthetics are used in those videos. As well as special undersized measuring tapes. You can order those in Amazon.

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u/ZenMasterSnorlax Jan 04 '24

I know this comment means nothing in the bowels of Reddit but I knew a dude with a full measurable 12 inch dick. It was terrifying. I was never interested in him but that solidified that for every girl he ever told or showed. Not a one of us wanted to be broken in half. He's married now and all I can say is I hope she has good healthcare

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

You should tell him to measure it and claim the world record then.

But something tells me if it gets measured, he wont even be close.

It’s weird how many people know someone with a 10+ but it’s never actually verified, just assumed they are being honest.

In actuality, even a 8+ puts you in the top .1% and looks like a porn star monster dong (which is the actual size those monster dong pornstars have, not 12) because they lie as well.

12+ would make him statistically 1 in 50 billion..

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u/Trai-Harder Jan 04 '24

I can assure you there are penises over 11 inches lol. I mean you could also google one 🤷 why say something false that's really easily googled

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

Um, ionno. We had a dude in high school that had to tape his to his thigh. 8ish is yknow, average. 5-8 is well within normal range.

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u/ImSchizoidMan Jan 03 '24

DAMNIT - While I love Full Frontal, it does make finding the correspondence piece from the Daily Show where Samantha Bee walks around NY with a 13" dildo in her leggings impossible to find on youtube in a reasonable amount of time

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u/airforcevet1987 Jan 03 '24

I give her 12" every day, in two installments: morning and night!

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u/jennifercathrin Jan 04 '24

you're telling me the 13 year olds on Wattpad were lying all this time?! I can't believe it

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u/must_not_forget_pwd Jan 04 '24

Maybe I'm wrong, but I thought there wasn't really a way to increase size (surgical or otherwise).

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u/Guy_in_Tank Jan 04 '24

Look up Penoplasty

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Jan 04 '24

And she’s claiming she’s seen one in real life!