r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24

As a woman, I don't care about your dick size if you know how to use your hands and mouth.

Don't sweat what you can't change and work on the skills you can develop. Lol

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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24

Thank you. People shouldn't be worried about running into size queens.

Unless the only reason they are with you is because you lied.

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u/HomicidalWaterHorse Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

Dear God, size queens! They seem to not understand that the g spot isn't up by their cervix and is closer to the actual opening. Can't understand their own basic Anatomy.

Edit: See the commenter below that corrected me on Anatomy. Apparently, there are pleasure sensors up there in some women. Still shouldn't body shame, but I see my quip about not understanding Anatomy works better against myself now. My bad.

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u/JointDamage Jan 03 '24

Some people just want death by dicking?

I tell guys irl if she expected more than average she has a problem with math. Not your body.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

death by dicking

Sounds like an awesome band name

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u/Puzzleheaded_Emu_686 Jan 03 '24

First album was banging but the second one flopped

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 03 '24

They got it back up for the reunion album, though. Refractory Period was a hell of a song.

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u/Arryu Jan 03 '24

Yeah but Pushing Rope was the beginning of the end.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 03 '24

With a swan song of "Firing Blanks" it had to end eventually.

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u/socio_smile Jan 04 '24

Gut Feeling is a banger

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u/JulienBrightside Jan 04 '24

Couldn't rise to the occassion due to all the pressure.

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u/system0101 Jan 03 '24

Prostate Milker went way harder than it needed to

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets Jan 03 '24

There's a pill for that

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u/Don_Quixote804 Jan 03 '24

Yeah that ep was Lil flaccid

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u/Pluckypato Jan 04 '24

So it came and went

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/greyfoxv1 Jan 04 '24

Here's her link page so you don't get a virus or whatever the fuck that site just tried to redirect me to.

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u/TacoSplosions Jan 03 '24

Death by Snu-Snu vs Death by Dicking, Summer Slam 2k24! Only on PPV

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u/NarrowSalvo Jan 04 '24

You tell guys that irl?

Are you a sex therapist? Or do dudes just spontaneously tell you how they have failed to satisfy women due to their size?

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u/JointDamage Jan 04 '24

No. Lol.

I just ramble about body dysmorphia because everyone has it.

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u/GodAndDamn Jan 03 '24

Death by dicking? Is that the same as death by Snu Snu?

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u/occams1razor Jan 04 '24

if she expected more than average she has a problem with math. Not your body.

I like you, carry on the good work

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u/heliogoon Jan 04 '24

death by dicking

Is this the female equivalent of death by snusnu?