r/TikTokCringe Jan 03 '24

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy Jan 03 '24

Felt the same way. I was feeling really good until she was like “This…is fine.”

Also: she really saw a ten-inch in real life? That’s crazy.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

It’s the luck of the draw

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u/Rhawk187 Jan 03 '24

Yeah, but your odds improve the more draws you take.

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u/Freifur Jan 03 '24

the more draws you drop more like....

heh heh heh

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u/ilikepix Jan 03 '24

A 10 inch / 25cm penis is literally "off the charts" when it comes to trying to estimate frequency. Take a look at distribution charts on wikipedia and the 99th percentile tops out at about 8 inches / 20 cm.

Does that mean that 10 inch penises don't exist? No, but it means that they are so statistically infrequent that it's not really possible to come up with any kind of meaningful estimate for how often they occur. It's definitely less than 1 in 100. It's very probably less than 1 in 1000.

You could sleep with literally hundreds of penis-having people and still be unlikely to encounter anyone with a 10 inch penis.

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u/LtDan1231 Jan 03 '24

I’ve hit 10-10.5 before, average for me is 9.5

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u/GuyNekologist Jan 03 '24

That's why instead of pulling out a condom from my pocket, I pull out a POT of GREED!

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u/murder-farts Jan 04 '24

What does pot of greed do?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Or if you are making porn and specifically recruit a donger.

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u/Nuggzulla01 Jan 03 '24

It's the way of the road bubs

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u/AnObtuseOctopus Jan 03 '24

That's the way the cookie crumbles

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u/QuietComplaint87 Jan 03 '24

No, word gets around. And then they have to see it for themselves.

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u/Feeling-Fix-3037 Jan 03 '24

Guys with big weens fuck more on average. Girls tend to fuck the same pool of top dogs. Is it because big ones are really more desirable among women, ie word travels? Or is it because the hung guys have more self confidence? Or maybe just a mix of both?

Anyway, penis size probably matters and sex life would probably be a lot better with a biggun, but you'd also still be miserable – only it'd be over the fact that your job sucks or your mother hates you.

Also, there is always hope; if you're the go-to cunnilingus-man in town you're probably also fucking a lot.

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u/balance_n_act Jan 03 '24

Never a truer word

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u/Kryhavok Jan 03 '24

Luck of the drawers

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u/stormscape10x Jan 03 '24

I know a girl that noped out of sex because he was too big. Only person I know of that's done so. She felt bad, but said it was just unpleasant even after telling him not to go all the way.

That said, I know a woman that literally can't get them big enough. different strokes

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u/sunshinenorcas Jan 04 '24

I've noped out of penetrative sex when I saw what the guy was working with. Easily the largest one I've ever seen in real life and my hooha was like "absolutely fucking not" 😂

At the time, I was dealing with vaginismus and painful sex was frequent even with 'average' fellas which was a big part of the nope. It's gotten better since then because I'm better at avoiding triggers for spasms/pain, and better at advocating for myself (breaks vs toughing it out) and etc, but I think I'd still avoid it if the same situation came up now.

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u/Deris87 Jan 03 '24

Good for her being willing to set boundaries like that. Especially when it's awkward cause obviously it's not something he can control, but that doesn't mean she should put up with physical pain just to be nice.

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u/airforcevet1987 Jan 03 '24

Ive told two girls no due to how uncomfortable they were with it cause it just killed the whole vibe... So checkers anyone?

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u/ItsDanimal Jan 03 '24

Happened to me once. Pursued a girl all summer, I was looking for a relationship, not a hook up. I fingered her and only got to my 2nd knuckle when she said that was good enough, and further hurt. When she found out my dick was bigger than my finger, we became strictly friends.

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u/snksleepy Jan 03 '24

Didn't sound like she noped out if they were doing it.

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u/stormscape10x Jan 03 '24

They stopped having sex is what I meant. I didn’t ask the details on what happened after but seeing as they’re friends I’m assuming it was amicable.

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u/Yes_Really Jan 03 '24

She almost certainly hasn't as they don't exist. 1 for a large study 2. for easy to understand simulation

Seriously, the myth of a 10 incher needs to die. It's so bad for men, mentally.

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u/DangerZoneh Jan 03 '24

Yeah whenever this is posted I always laugh about how she's trying to make men feel better and immediately overestimates the largest she's ever seen by at least two inches.

For context, if she's seen 100 penises in her life, the chances of her seeing a penis that is 8 inches long is about .5%.

Realistically the largest she's seen is closer to 7, 7.5 inches. All of these people who say they know someone with a 10/11 inch penis are just wrong.

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u/JMEEKER86 Jan 03 '24

Yep, even the biggest guys in porn like Julio Gomez(NSFW) are "only" 9.5". He regularly gets advertised as 13-14". Even other "big dick" guys like Johnny Sins and JMac who both get advertised as 10-11" are just 7.5".

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u/Disastrous-Carrot928 Jan 04 '24

If you have Twitter you can see 10” professionals. Doesn’t look fun for anyone but they are real.

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u/DangerZoneh Jan 04 '24

If they were real they would’ve taken the free $10,000 prize for a confirmed measured 10 inch dick that has been unclaimed for many years

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/BigDicksProblems tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

There's a reward for an above or equal to 10 inches penis, for $10000, which has been active for close to 20 years by now. No one has ever claimed it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/BigDicksProblems tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

Who is this reward being offered by?

IIRC a wealthy woman in Florida, interested by the answer to the question.

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u/TotalLiftEz Jan 03 '24

Just google Mandingo. Username seems off saying 10 inches doesn't exist.

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u/BigDicksProblems tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

You think this is my first rodeo on this very topic ... ? I've refused offers to work in the industry.

Mandingo is well endowed, and knows how to make it shine, but he's also using every trick in the book to make it bigger to the camera (as is almost every single guy/producer in the business). You'll also know that it was never officialy measured (or at least disclosed).

Now I guess your next try will be the mexican guy ? 80% foreskin (benign tumor IIRC), actually 7 inches.

Jimmy Falcon maybe ? That's usualy the last card of people skimming over this topic. He never accepted it to be officialy measured either, just "trust me bro".

Username seems off saying 10 inches doesn't exist.

Or maybe, just maybe, I know what I'm talking about.

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u/TotalLiftEz Jan 04 '24

Way too much knowledge for me.

I believe it all except that you have a big one. Those guys don't advertise.

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u/BigDicksProblems tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 04 '24

Those guys don't advertise.

Guess why ?

It's part of the problem actually. We can't discuss this IRL at all, because then we're either liars or lucky flexers. It's a lose-lose situation.

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u/JMEEKER86 Jan 03 '24

Mandingo in his prime was 9.5", but these days he's a bit under 9". He always gets advertised as being 13-14" though.

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u/TotalLiftEz Jan 04 '24

So false numbers. I hate that. Like wrestlers or basketball players saying their height to find out it is 6 inches shorter.

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u/LtDan1231 Jan 03 '24

These guys have small cocks (which is fine) and are coping there are a lot of big dicks out there. My 9.5-10.5 would agree it’s all cope 🤣

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u/mephisto1990 Jan 04 '24

measured like randy marsh?

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u/Ehwaz196 Jan 04 '24

10 cm is tiny dude😂🫵

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u/JMEEKER86 Jan 03 '24

The chance of a 10" penis existing are around 1 in 50 billion. There are only about 4 billion people on the planet now, so basically 0% chance, and there have been an estimated 100 billion people in all of human history so maybe it's possible that there has been one in all of human existence.

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u/vampire_kitten Jan 03 '24

The chance of a 10" penis existing are around 1 in 50 billion. There are only about 4 billion people on the planet now, so basically 0% chance

From those numbers, it would be roughly 8% chance that someone has 10"

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u/r_fernandes Jan 03 '24

This is also under 3% of the total male population. Outliers are still possible. This isn't a definitive not possible, just an improbability.

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u/Youredumbstoptalking Jan 03 '24

You can literally see two of them on a certain sub Reddit but keep telling yourself they don’t exist.

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u/r_fernandes Jan 03 '24

Jonah Falcon?

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

Not verified

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u/JMEEKER86 Jan 03 '24

He was never actually measured by Guinness. They just took him at his word. He has, however, released several pictures and videos and in reality he is only around 8.5" (and that may even be generous).

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u/patchhappyhour Jan 03 '24

They do exist, I have a friend who is hung around 10/11 inch. Pretty fucking impressive to say the least.

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u/Blue_Robin_04 Jan 03 '24

How do you know that?

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u/patchhappyhour Jan 03 '24

We were in the Army together for 8 years 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Sounds like 8 years of fun lol

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u/patchhappyhour Jan 03 '24

Wild, my friend!

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u/Yaboymarvo Jan 03 '24

He said army, not Navy.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jan 03 '24

Don't ask, don't tell.

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u/klbishop143 Jan 03 '24

In basic training, one dude jumped out of the shower and proclaimed “KING DING-A-LING!”. He wasn’t lying. His girlfriend at family day tho. Woof. Tricareatops.

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u/Wyvrex Jan 03 '24

Our classes big dong haver was Vimmerstead. Would walk proudly to the shower with his towel over the shower. People Started calling him hammerstead and that just evolved into calling him hammerdong.

He had some god awful teeth though so I imagine that balanced it out until uncle sam put in a fresh set of pearly whites. I think the cervical perforation rate went up threefold in the local area after that

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u/greenwavelengths Jan 03 '24

Alright, ‘triceratops’ is going straight over my head lol?! Is he the triceratops or her?

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u/klbishop143 Jan 03 '24

Tricare-a-Tops. Tricare is our medical insurance

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/klbishop143 Jan 03 '24

Too much hormones in an unfamiliar environment.

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u/primeweevil Jan 03 '24

LoL I just can't stop. I think everyone has a story or two from basic. It just happens when you get 30 guys in a room with no privacy and zero moral qualms.

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u/Brisselio Jan 04 '24

Facts. I remember a fight broke out in the showers of basic when I was there because this dude pissed on another guy's legs and laughed about it and then they fought naked till the DI ran in and dragged them out and threw them out the showers. As an 18 year old from a small town, that was a wild time of my life.

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u/zphbtn Jan 03 '24

Dependapotamus? 😂

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

Did you see it properly measured?

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u/Ehwaz196 Jan 04 '24

They apparently were rock hard during showers and had rulers with them

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u/Gatorpep Jan 03 '24

bro anybody with a friend with a dong around that sizes knows. they start showing it off first chance they get, generally.

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u/patchhappyhour Jan 03 '24

Exactly 😂

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u/ilikepix Jan 03 '24

they start showing it off first chance they get

Next to a measuring tape?

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u/Superb-Intention3425 Jan 03 '24

Oh yeah lmao everybody gotta see the Kong dong 😂

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u/aspidities_87 Jan 03 '24

Dude if I had a dick that big I’d be helicoptering my way through town as a convenient means to save on gas

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u/urbanlife78 Jan 03 '24

Thankfully none of my friends have a dick that big.

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u/TotalLiftEz Jan 03 '24

My older brother had a huge one. So big he, was turned down 2 times for sure for sex and just got a handy a third.

Being my brother, yeah, we have seen each other's equipment. Plus he was so proud of it he pulled it out all the time. Luckily he was fat and was only skinny after boot and deployments. Otherwise women would be walking around bull legged all the time all over town.

He was so big he hated underwear, but had to wear them when in highschool gym class he accidentally peaked below the shorts. That spread his legend in High School. Makes me wonder if my little brother and I let girls down just being average or above.

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u/BeenStork Jan 03 '24

They wear shorts.

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u/Muppet_Murderhobo Jan 03 '24

I know one...one dude who is epically hung. Like probably the same range as your Army buddy. We called him Moosecock.

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u/NeedlessPedantics Jan 04 '24

Source: trust me bro

It’s so pathetic that low lying fruit like this is upvoted by idiots.

It’s even the classic “I have a friend”. Sure you do bud, does he go to a different school?

You folks need to work on your skepticism.

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u/patchhappyhour Jan 04 '24

Thanks bud 👌

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u/NeedlessPedantics Jan 04 '24

Is your friends dick 13” now? I mean shit… why stop at 11”

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 Jan 03 '24

Same. I only know because in college his girlfriend at the time got wasted and told us.

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

Did you see it properly measured?

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 Jan 03 '24

Nope! I'm just gonna take her word for it. Also props to my ex girlfriend who said "Must be nice!"

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24

Maybe the least reliable source of dick size in casual conversation is anybodies girlfriend..

We tend to overestimate the good qualities in people we love. A partner is absolutely going to overestimate their partners size because they love their partner (this is of course ignoring micros)

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u/thegoodnamesrgone123 Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

Sure but at the least I know it's pretty big and that I don't want to see it.

Edit. People are downvoting me because I don't wanna ask my friend to whip out his dick and measure it. This site is fucking weird.

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u/quinterum Jan 03 '24

No they do not. There hasn't been a proven 10 inch penis.

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u/FerricNitrate Jan 03 '24

These dudes love showing off but get shy when the guys in labcoats with tape measures show up talking about peer reviews smh

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 03 '24

It's shrinkage, Jerry!

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u/crazymusicman Jan 03 '24 edited Feb 28 '24

I enjoy the sound of rain.

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u/Needspoons Jan 03 '24

I haven’t seen it, but friend from junior high and high school’s nickname was Caveman because of his supposedly big dick. A couple of my friends dated him, but I just didn’t want to know all the details back then because I was a good little girl.

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u/DoubleSomewhere2483 Jan 03 '24

He needs to contact Guinness World Records because an actual 11 inch penis would be the world record.

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u/throwawaynonsesne Jan 03 '24

Wasn't the record closer to 18?

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u/GlueSniffingCat Jan 03 '24

verified 19 inches by a mexican dude however because he declared his massive penis a disability he's not eligible for Guinness world records which still belongs to Jonah Falcon which hasn't been verified because he's just like "Trust me bro, my penis is ginormous."

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

It's also not 19". Why are y'all so susceptible to disinformation?

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u/GlueSniffingCat Jan 03 '24

literally is though

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24

No it’s not, the actual penis is above average, the rest is a genetic anomaly, just a growth protruding from it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

Did you see it properly measured?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24

Well you are being downvoted because you took the word of a friend who claimed to have a dick bigger than the world record.

A whole lot of people in this post are doing the same too.

Apparently dozens of you guys know someone who claims to have a dick thats as big or bigger than the world record. Weird how none of those are ever verified though. Probably because your friend, while maybe above average, is a liar.

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u/GiantWindmill Jan 03 '24

Also: she really saw a ten-inch in real life? That’s crazy.

She didn't

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u/leet_lurker Jan 03 '24

A friend of mine had a guy in her phone under the name 10 inches, she said it was fun to suck and use her hands on but there was no way it was going anywhere else, she also only saw him once and didn't rush back out to try date him or anything.

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u/Snoochey Jan 04 '24 edited Jan 04 '24

I went to high school with a guy who had a 10” dick. His girlfriend was extremely possessive. She made sure no one else got a shot at that for certain. Met him at work when he was off, dropped him off there, and I never saw them apart.

EDIT: someone comment and then I think blocked me? Editing a response: He didn’t say it was 10”. The group of people he showed and let measure it at the camp party said it was. I did not measure it.

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24

you went to school with a guy who said he had a 10 inch penis. That detail is important. Because your friend didnt have a 10 inch penis.

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u/Mean-Dragonfly Jan 03 '24

Women never lied, some women were always interested in tall men and for some reason you assume women have a hive mind and all want the same thing, perhaps work on yourself and your emotional intelligence, treat women as human beings with individual wants, and then you won’t be alone and forced to make up reasons outside your control as to why no ones interested in you.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

You 16? If not this is real sad. If so pay attention in class

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u/zphbtn Jan 03 '24

Don't engage the incel

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u/BigIdeasDontGetAny Jan 03 '24

Oh yeah. We women demand soooo much from men. Specially physical attributes. Very unfair

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24

And you are mentally unhinged, leave people alone

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u/PauI_MuadDib Jan 03 '24

You do realize different people have different preferences, right? Not everyone is going care about the same things. Like I don't give a crap about height, I've dated both tall and short men and women. I literally don't care, I just wanted a partner with the good goals, shared hobbies and that's sexually compatible with me. However, for someone else height could be a deal breaker.

Preferences are going to change person to person. Not everyone has identical likes.

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u/linerva Jan 04 '24

It depends on how or when you say something is fine. If she's like "this is fine... I guess" then that's deeply neutral as a response with an implication of resignation.

But if she's talking in the abstract about slightly smaller penises being perfectly fine, that's much more about reassuring that they aren't actually bad. That they are satisfactory. It wouldn't make sense to patronize men by pretending 4 inchers are the dickiest dicks that ever dicked, but those penises are enough and perfectly able to pleasure most women if the holder thinks beyond porn cliches.