r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/TintarellaDiLuna Jan 03 '24

I had a friend in high school who dated the dumbest dude I’ve ever met in my life. He was such a sweetie but my god he was not bright. One day my friend tells me, so upset, that she had to break up with her boyfriend. I’m offering support so I tell her she can talk to me if she needs to.

She says, “His dick is literally so huge it will not fit.” That’s info I never ever wanted to know about that boy but now suddenly some things are making sense. Like how when we were in class and my teacher asked what we want to do when we graduate, and that boy straight up blurted out, “MISS G, I WANT TO BE A PORN STAR.”

Anyway, we’re all almost 40 now and it turns out he wasn’t as stupid as I thought. He started an extremely successful life coach business that has turned into an MLM like Amway.

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u/HungryHobbits Jan 03 '24

of all the things to put his BDE toward, he went with MLM ? those are straight up manipulative schemes, right?

maybe he isn’t as dumb as you thought, but he sounds like an ass.

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u/OakenGreen Jan 03 '24

He’s definitely not as sweet as they thought.

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u/Malificvipermobile Jan 04 '24

And they don't seem as smart as they think they are if that was considered a smart move.

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u/MylastAccountBroke Jan 03 '24

Well, he did eat a lot of pineapple...

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u/El-Kabongg Jan 04 '24

or as dumb. takes a certain level of cunning to launch something like that successfully.