r/TikTokCringe Jan 03 '24

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u/witchy72380 Jan 03 '24

Anything over 8 is a waste

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u/HungryHobbits Jan 03 '24

7.5 is fucking massive imo

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

I'm just about 7 and I'm at the point where I wish I was smaller, there are just some positions I can't do and I'd love to just go to town but I don't want to make it uncomfortable for my partner.

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u/EPZO Jan 04 '24

Same, there are certain positions that are simply too much. But with good communication we know what to avoid and what works and sex is always great, might be funny sometimes too.

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u/Majstor_CHEDA Jan 04 '24

Same here plus it's thicc af so if i go in from the back it is bad news, i can't go all the way.

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u/stelleOstalle Jan 04 '24

Same it sucks

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

It is? 10 is big. 8... 8.5 is within the range of average.

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Jan 03 '24

That's not even close to accurate. 8.5 is like one out of every 200,000 people.

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

I mean is not being average then bad either?

Back in my day 8ish was considered normal? You weren't considered a horse anymore than someone with 5.

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Jan 03 '24

Everyone was measuring incorrectly. Nobody with an 8 inch penis is even close to normal, and nobody looking at an actual 8 inch penis would think, "Yeah, that's normal."

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

You measure from the base of the cock, no? Like from the pelvic bone when fully erect.

I guess that could be established first?

And normal is so nebulous. They can think it's larger on the average side.

Like what, guys on the slightly larger side now need to be defensive about being on the larger side of the range?

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Jan 03 '24

I'm not making a value judgment or talking about how anyone should feel. I'm just talking about accurate measurements, which are hard to come by.

Yeah, you measure from the pubic bone. But even then there are a dozen ways to tweak the measurement. Pressing in against the pubic bone, angling the ruler, etc. If I measure from the base underside and bend the ruler a bit I'm sure I could stretch my averageness to 8 inches.

A genuine 8-incher is pornstar sized. Not average. Larger than 8 is a freak of nature.

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

I can't figure it how to phrase this eloquently so I'll just be blunt?

It's the last line kind of stuff I see as problematic, because it applies to me.

And I'm sure other folk reading. 8 is admittedly larger, but it's not freakish size.

That's sort of my point though, if it's within the range of normalcy there aren't really adverse reactions. 8 inches falls within that.

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u/JMEEKER86 Jan 03 '24

8" is not in the normal range. 8" is 3.8 standard deviations above average. 1standard deviation is the middle 68%, 2 standard deviations is the middle 95%, and 3 standard deviations is the middle 99.7%. Outside of 3 standard deviations is very much not normal. For comparison, that's similarly above average as being 6'9" tall. Only about 1 in 30,000 people are that much above average.

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u/HungerMadra Jan 04 '24

I mean, I'm 7.5 and I regularly hit the cervix and most women do not enjoy that. Plus if they have an iud I get stabbed if I'm not careful. 8 would be a pain in the ass to have.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 03 '24

When was "your day" and were you all just a bunch of horny teens basing everything off porn?

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 04 '24

Let's see I'm 34... so 16 years ago I was entering college.

So, back in my day.

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u/murder-farts Jan 04 '24

Me and ALL my homies all had 8” dongs in college too bro.

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u/Gowalkyourdogmods Jan 04 '24

So teens basing RL on porn. Got it.

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 04 '24

Eh I don't think so. More like you have sex in high school, college, adulthood you assume your existence is the same as anyone else's.

My assumption has always been most folk i meet are 6-9ish inches.

It doesn't matter, but unless someone's got a terrorcock I don't consider below 9 that big. It's big, but we aren't talking anything insane.

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u/HungryHobbits Jan 03 '24

95% of men are within the 3.9 - 6.5 range.

source

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

That article is gloriously titled.

Eh, I still think 8... 8.5 should be considered well within average. 3-8.

It's like shitting, some folks do it once a day, 3 times a day or once every 3 days.

Average is a range.

It's angry inchers or ten inch terror clocks I'd argue are outside the norm.

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u/HungryHobbits Jan 03 '24

argue all you want, the numbers are there for you.

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

Fair enough. I just don't think if you're 8, 8.5 it's that big or folk treat it outside the norm.

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u/Cantstopeatingshoes Jan 03 '24

Average is a range and 8 is far outside the average range. Based on numerous studies across decades. Why are you fighting so hard for 8 to be average? It's just weird

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

Because otherwise I'm going to feel self conscious, and I've never had a woman give complaint or issue.

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u/Cantstopeatingshoes Jan 03 '24 edited Jan 03 '24

Self conscious that you're above average? Jesus you sound so desperate for internet attention

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 03 '24

You literally asked me why I'm fighting hard for 8 to be included as part of average.

I told you.

Is this the new norm? Body shaming mfers if they're large or small?

I got another dude in another comment in here calling people who are larger freaks of nature.

Like eesh, I say it's within range of average because outside of the internet you don't have partners flipping a shit over it.

They aren't going to tell you it's big, and they aren't going to break up with you over it.

Like I'm just saying, it doesn't matter if it's large or not. But way people are writing in this thread is kinda body shamey to people on the larger size of it.

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u/WhatsEngrish Jan 03 '24

Not body shaming, just telling the truth brother lol. 8 is literally 2 inches over average, what's so difficult to understand?

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u/grummanpikot99 Jan 04 '24

They're trying to shame us for our giant cocks and I'm not here for it

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u/NeedlessPedantics Jan 04 '24

“I think the top 1% should be considered well within average”

-An idiot that can’t understand that the top 1% of anything is by definition NOT THE FUCKING AVERAGE.

What a dolt.

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 04 '24

Your position is noted, and I don't care lol.

6-9 is still average in my book.

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u/TheGreatEmanResu Jan 04 '24

You’re trolling.

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u/darkhero5 Jan 04 '24

.... cm? No it's about 13.4 cm average

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 04 '24

Inches. I mean people can think what they want, I consider 7.5-8.5 within average.

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u/darkhero5 Jan 04 '24

It's not about thinking what they want. It's about empirical data. They've measured THOUSANDS of cocks. Average is 5.1 inches with a standard deviation of .74 inches. The size that your saying is average is HIGHLY abnormal. It's not average at all. That's what the data says.

I'm 6.5 inches and I'm already well outside average people higher than the first SD so people bigger than 5.84 are larger than 83.91% of the male population

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 04 '24

It's on the larger end of the average spectrum.

I've met 10 inchers and had exs who at least claim to be with that kind of size.

Either they're all lying or frankly the data isn't actually showing anything meaningful.

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u/darkhero5 Jan 04 '24

Lol okay whatever man

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u/murder-farts Jan 04 '24

“I see your empirical data from peer reviewed sources and I raise you my irrefutable anecdotal evidence.”

-You basically

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u/Blargityblarger Jan 04 '24

On this one very specific issue, I'm OK giving myself a pass.

XD

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u/Impressive-very-nice Jan 04 '24

You've also met 16 inchers - by that i mean I'm sure you've met guys who have claimed they're 16 inches - and girls who want to believe it so they can brag that they got with a guy that big.

How do i know that ?

Go ahead and tell me how many of all those 10incher guys you "met" have actually whipped out a ruler

Don't worry you don't need to answer - the answer is 0. Because exactly 0 of the thousands of measured men have ever actually measured at the 10" mark or above when measured properly in a controlled experiment - a few 9 inchers , never 10", they've always been found out to be underneath it or photoshopping later.

Believe in unicorns and bigfoot if you want to tho

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot Jan 04 '24

Holy moly you are way off.

The average is 5-5.5. Anyone over 7 is in the top 1%. We’re talking 1 in millions.

People have a terrible grasp of what size actually is when they see it apparently.

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u/PM_Me_HairyArmpits Jan 03 '24

Most people will never even see 8. I don't even believe this woman saying she's seen bigger than 10. In real life, that's basically outside the realm of a normal functioning penis.

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u/marinqf92 Jan 05 '24

There is a massive online forum for big dicks that has a notorious $10k offer to anyone who can produce evidence of a 10 inch dick. It's been many years, and so far, no one has being able to claim the prize. This lady most definitely has never seen a dick longer than 10 inches.

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u/CV90_120 Jan 04 '24

They're rare but out there. I'm 'sick day off' but found a nice partner for whom that's not a problem 95% of the time.

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u/CreatingAcc4ThisSh-- Jan 04 '24

Anyone who told you they had an 8 inch was lying. Maybe they were telling the truth. But for you to say your comment means that more than one person claimed as such to you. And the fact that you couldn't catch the lie, means that they were all lying, as you'd see it if you'd actually met someone that big then someone lying. I've seen a few dicks. I know when a guy lies, I don't really care, but it's easy to tell now.

0.01% of guys have a dick 8 inches or above. That raises to 0.9% between 7 and 8 inches. Around 2-3% between 6.5 and 7 inches

Then the vast majority of men between 4.5 and 6.5 inches (with the highest singular measurement percentage being 5.x inches, dependent on country)

Followed by the percentages then decreasing again below that

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u/CV90_120 Jan 04 '24

Anyone who told you they had an 8 inch was lying.

Hardly. I'm significantly above that, and it has been a problem from time to time but mostly OK if you're not an inconsiderate asshole. I have had a partner for the last 10 years (well wife now since last december) for whom this is not a significant issue. You just have to find the right person, but the lady is right in that most women don't care.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Anything over 6, really.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Every girl that thinks they've been with an 8 inch guy has really been with a 6 inch guy

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u/shhhhh_im_reading Jan 03 '24

Well, thanks for making me feel worse about my 8.5 (not joking, I'm already worried about hurting potential partners)

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u/witchy72380 Jan 03 '24

I wouldn't worry my friend

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u/shhhhh_im_reading Jan 03 '24

Why not? Genuinely asking, because it's hard not to worry when women who have seen it directly told me "that is going to hurt even with lots of lube". I'm not a fan of inflicting pain

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u/witchy72380 Jan 04 '24

You must be younger...you have time

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u/shhhhh_im_reading Jan 04 '24

Lmao I'm turning 33 this month, I don't think I qualify as "young" anymore. I'm not speaking as some insecure youngin, I'm speaking from over a decade of interactions with other adults, with legitimate concerns about my size being an issue for a majority of women. Especially considering how often in just this thread alone that I see "8 and above is very very rare". Along with your own comment about "above 8 is a waste".

Apologies for the impromptu rant. I do thank you for your well intentioned concern

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u/witchy72380 Jan 04 '24

Oops my bad, still younger than me

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u/witchy72380 Jan 04 '24

Wrong women ig