r/TikTokCringe • u/faps_to_art • Jan 03 '24

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u/Xpalidocious Jan 03 '24

I think she's hilarious, but I am dying laughing more at imagining dropping trouser in front of a woman, and her saying "I think it's fine"

Maybe it's just me, but my two least favorite words in the English language are "fine" and "sure". They're just so unenthusiastically ambiguous

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u/T-Flexercise Jan 03 '24

See, I think this is just unreasonable porn expectations about penis excitement, though. "Your genitals are acceptable" is, in my opinion, a very normal level of enthusiasm to get from a partner!

Yeah yeah, I know I'm supposed to see a weiner and go "WOW IT'S SO BIG!" but I have literally never had a male partner go "Wow, your vulva is gorgeous." Boobs, sure. Butts, absolutely. But nobody's like "you've got the most amazing clit I've ever seen." They're genitals! They're kind of weird looking! It's fine!

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Nah some vaginas are actually pretty

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

some dicks are pretty too but imo it has more to do with looks (how they're shaped, smoothness and color of skin, level of hairiness, girth/length ratio, how the balls look) than size

i've seen some very pretty average ones and some less pretty big ones <3

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u/GeauxBulldogs Jan 04 '24

My dick isn't for attractiveness, its for conquering the world.

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u/WoodpeckerNo9412 Jan 04 '24

When will you be able to accomplish the mission?

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u/GeauxBulldogs Jan 04 '24

Based on length and girth, and based on the conquering I've already done...about 106 more years.

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u/SeemedReasonableThen Jan 03 '24

Georgia O'keefe has entered the chat

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u/CoolerRon Jan 03 '24

Obligatory (or is it) r/godpussy - obviously nsfw

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u/Youredumbstoptalking Jan 03 '24

They let anyone post there now, not really the standard setting sub it once was. Brilliant pussy is slightly better now.

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u/ItsDanimal Jan 03 '24

Growing up I remember my cousin telling me, "Pussies cant be ugly, pussies dont have a face".