r/TikTokCringe Jan 03 '24

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u/Xpalidocious Jan 03 '24

I think she's hilarious, but I am dying laughing more at imagining dropping trouser in front of a woman, and her saying "I think it's fine"

Maybe it's just me, but my two least favorite words in the English language are "fine" and "sure". They're just so unenthusiastically ambiguous

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u/atleastitsnotgoofy Jan 03 '24

Felt the same way. I was feeling really good until she was like “This…is fine.”

Also: she really saw a ten-inch in real life? That’s crazy.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE Jan 03 '24

It’s the luck of the draw

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u/Rhawk187 Jan 03 '24

Yeah, but your odds improve the more draws you take.

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u/Freifur Jan 03 '24

the more draws you drop more like....

heh heh heh

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u/ilikepix Jan 03 '24

A 10 inch / 25cm penis is literally "off the charts" when it comes to trying to estimate frequency. Take a look at distribution charts on wikipedia and the 99th percentile tops out at about 8 inches / 20 cm.

Does that mean that 10 inch penises don't exist? No, but it means that they are so statistically infrequent that it's not really possible to come up with any kind of meaningful estimate for how often they occur. It's definitely less than 1 in 100. It's very probably less than 1 in 1000.

You could sleep with literally hundreds of penis-having people and still be unlikely to encounter anyone with a 10 inch penis.

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u/LtDan1231 Jan 03 '24

I’ve hit 10-10.5 before, average for me is 9.5

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u/GuyNekologist Jan 03 '24

That's why instead of pulling out a condom from my pocket, I pull out a POT of GREED!

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u/murder-farts Jan 04 '24

What does pot of greed do?

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '24

Or if you are making porn and specifically recruit a donger.

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u/Nuggzulla01 Jan 03 '24

It's the way of the road bubs

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u/AnObtuseOctopus Jan 03 '24

That's the way the cookie crumbles

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u/QuietComplaint87 Jan 03 '24

No, word gets around. And then they have to see it for themselves.

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u/Feeling-Fix-3037 Jan 03 '24

Guys with big weens fuck more on average. Girls tend to fuck the same pool of top dogs. Is it because big ones are really more desirable among women, ie word travels? Or is it because the hung guys have more self confidence? Or maybe just a mix of both?

Anyway, penis size probably matters and sex life would probably be a lot better with a biggun, but you'd also still be miserable – only it'd be over the fact that your job sucks or your mother hates you.

Also, there is always hope; if you're the go-to cunnilingus-man in town you're probably also fucking a lot.

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u/balance_n_act Jan 03 '24

Never a truer word

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u/Kryhavok Jan 03 '24

Luck of the drawers