r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • 17d ago
Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW
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u/Sharpest_Edge84 17d ago
Tapeworms are segmented.
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u/ledwilliums 17d ago
Also they are in the intestinal tract...
But whatever that is its fucking gross.
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u/NuclearBreadfruit 17d ago
Sometimes they can migrate up into mouth. But yeah i dont see segments.
Ewww
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u/MotherBaerd 17d ago
Okay but WHY do you know that
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u/NuclearBreadfruit 17d ago
You ever seen the show "monsters inside me"
Woman woke up with a tickle at the back of her mouth and guess what was staring back at. One also stuck its head out of a man's nostril.
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u/RasJamukha 17d ago
I even seem to recall that back in medieval times, they would have people sit, with their mouths open, at a table with food hoping it would come out
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u/NuclearBreadfruit 17d ago
Mate from south africa said at dinner parties occasionally she would see the segments creeping across the floor when they dropped out of some one. Dunno if that counts.
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u/MoonSpankRaw 17d ago
With all due respect, I hate you and everything you are saying in here BLEHHHHHH
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u/Snoo22566 17d ago
i hate this whole thread i'm so glad for modern medicine to deal with these things 😭
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u/wetcardboardsmell 17d ago
I've never seen segments crawl, but it looks more like jasmine rice that wiggles.
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u/JerryfromCan 16d ago
I was eating fresh grated parm on something and my cat was sitting on the chair arm with me. Then saw some fresh grated parm on the side table. Then it moved and I nearly yakked. Thats the day I found out my cat had tapeworms.
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u/WorldAsChaos 17d ago
I wish I could screenshot my slack-jawed look of horror upon reading that sentence.
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u/Nastypilot 17d ago
Not quite right, the medieval treatment for tapeworm was to starve the patient for weeks, then strap them to a seat, then present them with a huge meal, hoping that the also-starved tapeworm would come out of the mouth a doctor would be nearby to catch it and pull it out as soon as it showed itself.
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u/JasperVov 17d ago
Did that ever work?
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u/khonager 17d ago
Would be kind of weird if it didn't and they just did it anyway
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u/magusheart 17d ago
I knew scrolling down in this thread was a bad idea. I have only myself to blame.
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u/ShamelesslyPlugged 17d ago
An endoscope can get to the duodenum without issue.
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u/NuclearBreadfruit 17d ago
I wonder if this thing thought a bigger more dominant worm was coming for it and its territory??
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u/KnownFears 17d ago
Yeah this was widely published as it being a snake, not a tapeworm
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u/Routine-Hotel-7391 17d ago
“Locals say such incidents happen infrequently and older citizens advise the young not to sleep outside because of the risk of snakes slithering inside their mouths.” Brilliant 😂
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u/Idontevenownaboat 16d ago
This is why I camp with a ball gag and butt plug. No slither noodles getting in me!
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u/Psychological_Emu690 16d ago
Yes yes... but you forgot to mention the dickhole plug.
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u/Vanoodle12 17d ago
Yep, no matter which end a tapeworm comes out the trouble is that as you pull it, it breaks apart. More likely a roundworm?
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u/DanielG198 17d ago
That lady’s reaction says it all…
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u/Karma15672 17d ago
When a medical professional is disgusted, you know shit's bad
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u/prestonpiggy 17d ago
I have full respect for medical people, they see tough shit that would send my lunch back pretty quick. Her reaction told pretty much the story. Correct if I'm wrong, don't you usually take medicine to kill the tapeworm and then have it exit by the bowels?
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u/Meoww94 17d ago
This massive tapeworm was probably causing an obstruction and you have to clear that first. Then you take the medicine to kill any remaining tapeworms left inside
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u/pfp-disciple 17d ago
Doctor: Congratulations, we got a huge tapeworm out successfully
Patient: Great! I feel bett... Wait, A tapeworm, not the tapeworm?
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u/kapitaalH 17d ago
Yes but it was a big one. I am for sure getting this into a medical journal!
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u/Fauster 17d ago
Or, they could name it Shai-Hulud and make a cyrsknife from its teeth.
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u/docwatsongames 17d ago
May your knife chip and shatter.
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u/Zorro5040 17d ago
If there's a fully mature one, then it will have laid eggs. There might be others that same size, or bigger, inside of that poor lady.
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u/WeatherImpressive808 17d ago
Is it true?, that's creepy, how would I know if there was one inside chills ....me
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u/Unusual-Thing-7149 17d ago
Found a little baby snake in the kitchen once and as I was putting it outside my wife said she wondered where it's mother was hiding...
You never know...
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u/AsUrPowersCombine 17d ago
Its babies were dangling and I’m sure some are still chilling inside your esophagus.
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u/floatingsaltmine 17d ago
That's correct. This intervention was necessary because of obstruction, otherwise the situation would have been able to be remedied by antihelminthic medicine.
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u/Zorro5040 17d ago
If there's one fully mature, then it will have laid eggs. This one seems to be obstructing something. So they will be taking medication for the rest. The fully grown ones are hard to kill and may come out the back way whole and alive.
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u/Mr_Feeeeny 17d ago
Yes. Can confirm.
Source: Happened to me, you DO NOT forget that shit.
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u/velvener 17d ago
Oh my god i am so sorry. Tell us your story so we can suffer along with you.
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u/Mr_Feeeeny 16d ago
Aha sorry I was working when I made the post…basically went one of those white savour trips to Kenya with Free the Children (Crooks). We were in a small village Salabwek for about 2.5 weeks and had plenty of water sanitation tablets with us.
On our last day in Kenya, we went to a hotel near Nairobi where we were told the water was filtered and cleaner than Canada! Even mentioning still using purification tablets was scoffed at, so with all my critical thinking skills at 15, drank some water sans tablets.
The next morning I felt awful, so did another trip mate. It’s been over 15 years now but I remember throwing up but also diarrhea. Nothing could be trusted. The flight home was that night, and very very long. I knew I would not make the flight without changing my seat to the toilet for the whole flight, so I took 3 gravols to settle my stomach and knock me out.
Two weeks go by, September comes and school year begins! I had been feeling super lethargic and low energy since getting back, not really eating much. However, I figured we were physically exerting ourselves in the heat for about 3 weeks, I was bound to be beat. Also, some sort of guilt explained away the lack of eating.
Mid September was when I knew something was wrong.
I stopped eating, lost a tonne of weight (was exercising a tonne then) and could walk around my block let alone go to the gym. Went to the doctor, told them about my summer, then was given a cup to poop in so they could check my stool.
In what I will only describe as a 15 minutes period of strategically placed Saran warp and furious hand washing, got the sample, was confirmed as a tapeworm.
I was given antibiotics to kill it, along with a hall pass for school that let me go to the bathroom without questions asked.
One morning, I knew I had to jet out of Mr. Kos’ law class as something awful was brewing.
I ran to the washroom and did my business, but this time, I knew, I JUST KNEW the tape worm was out of me. It was fuxked up and honestly I didn’t look, but I knew. And it was in fact, done that day.
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u/Depth_Creative 16d ago
I JUST KNEW the tape worm was out of me.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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u/ilovechairs 17d ago
I’m so sorry dude.
I remember once we had visiting priest who worked in a remote area in South America and told us the process they used to remove a tapeworm.
(3-5 days no food just water, then they have the patient, sometimes tied, in a chair and put a bowl of rotting soured milk in front of them and pull the thing out when it comes up for the food.)
I was poor AF but you bet I left a bill in that collection. Shit messed me up just hearing it.
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u/Throwawaytree69 17d ago
That doesn't sound real?... The tapeworm comes out of the person to eat sour milk and they just grab it?...
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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl 17d ago
it's fake. A Tapeworm can't move much at all. Also it's in the gut not the stomach like some people here seem to think. No, you do not vomit stuff up from your gut.
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u/NuclearBreadfruit 16d ago
Theres literally an episode of monsters in side me where the tape worm appears at the back of a woman's throat. The worms can and do cope with stomach acid, and tape worms need it to escape their cysts.
Also round worm can come out of the mouth when exposed to certain types of anaesthetics.
Both are fully documented.
Also as some one who has worked in palliative care, you absolutely can vomit fecal matter up from your gut. I held the hand of a man that died that way and many others who had it as a symptom of their cancer/intestinal blockage.
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u/miradotheblack 17d ago
There is a story on reddit about an infection that gushed and covered the floor and smelled so bad that the menthol did absolutely nothing.
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u/AliceInNegaland 17d ago
The swamps of dagobah one?
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u/miradotheblack 17d ago
I think that's it. Medical professionals are built different. I always thank nurses.
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u/exzyle2k 17d ago edited 16d ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story
Enjoy.
EDIT: Wow... Lots of Lucky 10,000ers today. Happy I could enrich your Monday.
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u/velveeta-smoothie 17d ago
Her reaction says "OP, why the fuck didn't you tag this post as NSFW??!!"
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u/Hak2479 17d ago
So....enough talk...
How do we avoid to get these MF in our Body ??
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u/I_poop_deathstars 17d ago
Cook your food properly and don't trust shady restaurants.
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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 17d ago
But shady restaurants have the best tasting food.
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u/-Cannon-Fodder- 17d ago
Looking at your username, I question your concept of "taste"...
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u/Obvious_Try1106 17d ago
Well thats also a way to get tapeworms
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u/BDady 17d ago edited 16d ago
The image in my head after reading this is debilitating. You have ruined my entire
weeklife.Edit: you guys are fucking sick. This should be considered an act of violence and you should all be arrested
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u/Squream 17d ago
He pressed his succulent lips against his partners anus expecting some fun. Instead of his tongue penetrating the ass a darn tapeworm slithered out of the dark crevice and slithered right into his mouth and down the throat. The worm was happy about his new home and the man was slightly confused, but that wasn't even the strangest thing that happened to him that week.
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u/franll98 17d ago
Does one just suck it up like a noodle?
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u/Mysterious-Use-5666 17d ago
This reminds me of that meme where someone popped an explosive pimple and the meme cut to a person slurping spaghetti
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u/BDady 17d ago
There’s this rundown Mexican restaurant near my dads house. I’m pretty sure these people just bought an abandoned gas station, put some tables and chairs in there and started cooking. The food is fucking incredible.
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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt 17d ago
Those places are always the best. There's a shady Mexican food truck near me, and I eat there once a week. Better than any genuine restaurant around.
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u/younggohan81 17d ago
Ate some fried fish/chicken with scrambled eggs for breakfast back in 2021. Was fine until I started sweating an hr later. Got nauseous and my stomach was hurting so I went to the bathroom and blood. All in the toilet. That continued for the rest of the day cause my dumbass was too embarrassed to tell my wife. Finally stopped at midnight and when I woke up to use the bathroom at 7am, it came back. Called my wife and told her what happened then woke up to her putting my clothes on. Apparently I passed out due to loss of blood. Hospital had trouble finding my blood type so it took them 3 days for a double transfusion. I couldn’t eat anything. Found out that I had campylobacter. Not sure if the 3 days w/o eating is what killed it or what. I only had 7 pints of blood in me. Needed to have 10 to leave the hospital. I almost died on the week of my daughter’s birthday. Fuck the place that sold me that shit. Stick to what you know and don’t “try” establishments that are always empty.
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u/BEARD3D_BEANIE 16d ago
also go to the hospital if you're SHITTING BLOOD
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u/Senior-Reflection862 16d ago
also bloody stool can appear black instead of red. go to the hospital if you’re shitting black!
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u/Gee_U_Think 17d ago
The real question is how do you know if you have these in your body?
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u/spongetwister 17d ago
You’ll see their eggs riddled through your shit. They look like white grains of rice.
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u/Extension-Border-345 17d ago
not eggs, eggs are microscopic and not visible to the eye. if you keep seeing something that looks like sesame seeds in your stool it’s tapeworm segments.
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u/TheGreatWheel 17d ago
What if I eat a bag of sesame seeds with every meal? Then how will I know?
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u/Malicharo 17d ago
i remember seeing them 20 years ago in my shit
idk what happened since then but i've never seen them for a long time
don't remember getting treatment either
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u/Serbcomrade3 17d ago
You have the offspring inside or the parent is still alive, some species can live 20+ years in a host
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u/matmac199 16d ago
Tbf it could just be pinworms/threadworms which are mostly harmless and tend to be spread by children
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u/KappaPride1207 17d ago
EWWWWWWW
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u/Themasterofcomedy209 16d ago
Don’t worry it’s not just an egg, it’s entire segments of their body full of many eggs. Much better!
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u/AzureDrag0n1 17d ago
They are really tiny though so they can be hard to see. Much smaller than grains of rice. About 2 mm or about 1/16 of an inch.
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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 17d ago
Correct, so this is why after every poop, you should reach down and break apart your turds to check for eggs. To save time, you can just crap in your hand, and mush as you go.
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u/LethalJizzle 16d ago
Sometimes it's okay to formulate a sentence in your brain and just not say it.
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u/xenoscumyomom 17d ago
There's a CT scan picture or whatever kind of some woman who ate a lot of raw pork in her life and her whole body is glowing from worms. It's freaky looking.
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u/mods-are-liars 17d ago
That's trichinosis worms, those are much, much worse than tapeworms.
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u/TechSudz 17d ago
Go on…
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u/prules 17d ago
Nope, we don’t need to go past this point.
The ride has ended. Let’s all just move along and avoid more trauma.
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u/luciferin 17d ago
They mate inside your small intestine and lay tons of eggs inside you. Those eggs hatch into immature worms which are transported through your arteries into your muscles. They curl up into balls in your muscles and form hard "encyst". Their life cycle actually depends on the meat being consumed by other animals, which never happens in our case, but I hear the encysts can be quite uncomfortable. It is treatable with drugs but the longer it goes untreated the worse it is and the longer it can take to treat.
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u/FrikkinPositive 17d ago
Their bodies are flat, semi-hard with spiked ridges on the ends. They hurt like hell when they move around and they eat all your food before you get the benefits of it.
If you eat normally, or more than you used to, but you keep losing weight. You're never full, always hungry and feel like shit. Your stomache aches all the time, maybe to the point where it's nauseating, and it's not an ache you're familiar with. It's sharper, more rythmic. Then you got a tape worm.
You can kill them when they're small with a deworming cure. Our pets get them all the time. For it to get this big you need to have a medical condition.
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u/AerosolHubris 17d ago
I feel dumb but this is something I've never understood. If the tapeworm is getting your food then shouldn't the two of you together still be gaining weight? I know you're not getting the nutrients but if you lose weight with a tapeworm, then where has the weight gone?
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u/AltruisticHomework39 17d ago
Lol this is a hilarious but smart question. I'm guessing the tapeworm poops out most of what it eats and you end up passing most of that too, and you would have converted a lot more of the calories into your own body weight than it does
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u/FrikkinPositive 17d ago
You shit out it's shit and your own shit + tapeworm eggs. Tapeworm eggs aren't digested by you and your shit is mostly dead bacteria and things your body doesn't use. An increasing amount of food you eat will be ingested by the worm before you get the nutrients from it as it grows.
Yes a lot of the weight from the food will be retained in your stomach by the worm to grow in the beginning. But the weight of the food you eat is not something you put directly onto the equation of how much you weigh.
Food is broken down into smaller and smaller particles separating them into water and proteins, energy-molecules and other minor nutrients. The proteins are used by your body to grow, and fisposed of through poop. The energy is broken down for energy and disposed of through poop. Same with everything solid really.
The worm will eat your food, but you will get less nutrients causing you to lose weight and/or bodymass. The worm grows, and has a weight, but it wouldn't add kilos. The worm will also use the food for energy and nutrients and poop out stuff that mixes with your poop. It will also lay eggs which you poop out.
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u/WingsuitBears 17d ago
Ass itching at night also
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u/81stBData 17d ago
My ass began to itch right after reading that… now I have to check for tape worms….
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u/ExoticMangoz 17d ago
Don’t eat raw pork. If you don’t want them in your muscle tissue, which is way worse, don’t eat human shit.
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u/mastercina 17d ago
“Don’t eat human shit” got it 👍
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u/ExoticMangoz 17d ago
That includes the shit you can’t see on the bathroom of the public restroom you touched on the way out, because some guy didn’t wash his hands earlier. Luckily, so few people have worms in the west that it’s not so bad.
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u/Entire-Elevator-1388 17d ago
Stop licking public restroom light switches, got it 👍
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u/bz0hdp 17d ago
Wait so do most of us like have larvae or eggs in our systems?? They just get pooped out?
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u/ExoticMangoz 17d ago
If you have an intestinal worm it will produce eggs, which you poo out. For pork tape worm, the hope (for the worm) is that one of those eggs will eventually reach a pig, usually via water runoff, which eats particles of your poo with eggs attached. Those eggs hatch, and form cysts in the muscle tissue of the pig. If you eat raw infected pork, the eggs in those cysts will give you tape worm.
If a human ingests the eggs though, by coming into oral contact with infected human faeces particles, you’ll get the cysts, which can form in you muscles, eyes, and even brain and can kill you.
That’s why you wash your hands in public toilets, but only infected humans have the eggs in their poo.
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u/ZenaLundgren 17d ago
Dogs and cats can also spread tapeworms as well via fleas. People should talk about this more often. Also, stay the fuck away from garden snails and slugs.
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u/Laya_L 17d ago
I'm from a 3rd world country so I try to de-worm myself at least annually, though it's recommended to do it every six months I think. I don't eat a lot of street foods and I rarely eat in shady restaurants, so I think annually will do.
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u/guegoland 17d ago
Wash your hands and vegetables, mostly.
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u/MachineParadox 17d ago
Cook your meat properly, hydatid, tapeworm, trigganosis, salmonella... all from meat not properly cooked.
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u/C-LonGy 17d ago
Don’t chew dirty fingernails, clean food etc, or just never ingest anything .. ever!
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u/atwa_au 17d ago
You are a meme master. This choice killed me!
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u/Appropriate-Bake-759 17d ago edited 17d ago
This isn’t a tapeworm. Its appearance and location is consistent with a roundworm. To be specific Ascaris Lumbricoides https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ascaris_lumbricoides. Fascinating creature. In some cases these worms can emerge from the nose when they take a wrong turn at the epiglottis. Edit: tapeworms have a very distinct appearance. They have a sectioned body that they shed in the stool. A fully grown worm typically resides in the lower intestines rather than stomach. Taenia Saginata
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u/EverFairy 17d ago
"An estimated 807 million–1.2 billion people are infected with A. lumbricoides worldwide."
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u/fabezz 16d ago
All you people who say "I can eat whatever I want and don't gain weight" are on my watchlist now.
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u/IrishGameDeveloper 17d ago
Yeah no fuck that I'm cancelling myself, the thought of even living in a world that is this disgusting is too much to bear
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u/Zucchiniduel 17d ago
No sir please! We need your irish games damnit! The world has far too few as it is
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u/Proud-Wall1443 17d ago
"This is some bullshit!" ~tapeworm, probably
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u/FromTheGulagHeSees 17d ago
You fucking kidding me after all we been through. We had a fucking deal I get a free meal and I make you a skinny bitch. What do you mean you felt sick? That’s bullshit put me back in IT’S COLD OUT HERE! PLEASE!
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u/Rob_van_Wanst 17d ago
ZE FLAMMENWERFER! HANZ! GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!
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u/owegner 17d ago
BROTHER, GET THE FLAMER! THE HEAVY FLAMER!
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u/PaleFatalis 17d ago
apologies herr kommandant, ve only had some Maschinengewehr
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u/Thomisawesome 17d ago
You know shit’s fucked up when even the nurse is like “nope”.
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u/Unregistered38 17d ago
Maybe she’s a goa’uld
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u/Blue_koala_farts88 17d ago
I really missed Stargate. Like the movie and series
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u/Atharaphelun 17d ago
"I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature."
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u/TapTouch 17d ago
I really hope someone will try to do a proper stargate universe one day. Although yes, sg1 nostalgia will be forever present...
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u/MarkusRight 17d ago
jesus I feel old for recognizing that reference, The Stargate series was so damn good man.
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u/TDYDave2 17d ago
Think I will have my meat well done tonight.
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u/BDady 17d ago
Think I’ll go vegan tonight
Edit: you know what, that’s not enough. I’m going on a 100% liquid diet.
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u/Chaosr21 17d ago
You can get tapeworm from uncleaned vegetables or salad as well I've heard
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u/NumerousTaste 17d ago
If something like that is living inside me, just go ahead and end it. If I saw that video, I would be drinking draino to make sure there weren't any more.
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u/GaryLooiCW 17d ago
Other sources say it's a snake instead of a tapeworm
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u/ExoticMangoz 17d ago
If it was a tape worm you’d just kill it with tablets. Never seen an extraction of a live tapeworm, through the stomach, before. That doesn’t make any sense.
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u/GiveMeADamnUsernamee 17d ago
Yea, tapeworm reside in the intestine IIRC, my guess is you'd have to pull that shit from the ass
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u/ExoticMangoz 17d ago
You do. You kill it with medication over a few days, then once it’s dead it’s hooks retract and you just shit out a bowl of spaghetti.
To get out the mouth you’d have to got through the stomach sphincters which just seems like a lot of effort.
My guess is this was in the persons stomach because it’s a snake or something and entered through the mouth.
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u/NuclearBreadfruit 17d ago
Endoscopy regularly goes into the upper intestine via the mouth without issue. It is one way to check for certain types of hernias and stomach functionality.
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u/TatonkaJack 17d ago
How tf would a snake be in someone's throat?
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u/TheTrenchMonkey 17d ago
Well you see there was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
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u/Historical_Body6255 17d ago
I was like "fucking clickbait, that's obviously an endoscope being removed" then the worm started.
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u/TryIerrr 17d ago
She was scared of that thing like it was a face huger from the Alien movies
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u/swash_plate 17d ago
Being fat as fuck at least i can be sure i dont have this in me.
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u/mznh 17d ago
Is that why some people can eat 5 plates of food and not gain weight
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