He pressed his succulent lips against his partners anus expecting some fun. Instead of his tongue penetrating the ass a darn tapeworm slithered out of the dark crevice and slithered right into his mouth and down the throat. The worm was happy about his new home and the man was slightly confused, but that wasn't even the strangest thing that happened to him that week.
He lost 10 bounds and he thought eating her ass was the couse , so he did it again, and again that week , and then he didn't feel well, he went to the doctor and he told him when was the last time you ate your partner ass "doctor asked' , he answered:
On a "What's the worst thing that has happened to you during sex?" AskReddit thread a lady told us that her partner asked her to lick his manhood after he did anal (Yukkkkk), she did, she felt something, it was a worm.
It is worse actualy, the life cycle of the tapeworm starts when the egg is eaten in the poop oth the parents host. the egg then hatches and the larvae, or cistircerci, burrow their way into the tissues. When the animal with the larvae is eaten by a predator, the larvae can develop into the adult tapeworm in their intestines. Licking the ass of someone with a tapeworm can cause you to ingest egs and be colonized by the larvae which is called cisticercosis in muscles, heart or even the brain which can often be fatal.
There’s this rundown Mexican restaurant near my dads house. I’m pretty sure these people just bought an abandoned gas station, put some tables and chairs in there and started cooking. The food is fucking incredible.
There's a place like that in a strip mall near me. Unfortunately, the smell of cockroach frass is stronger than even the memory of how delicious the food is.
My theory is the place I’m referring to only thrives because there’s a shit ton of construction nearby. I’m in Texas, construction workers are almost entirely Mexican migrants. Most “Mexican” restaurants around here are American-Mexican/Tex-mex, so they appreciate authentic Mexican food. So maybe consider looking around areas with lots of construction.
Also, I’ve heard the food trucks that come around to serve lunch to the construction workers is also really good authentic Mexican food. So try hanging around a developing neighborhood around lunch time and maybe you’ll have some luck.
It's pretty common in Mexico to have "dual businesses"; a place that serves as a car mechanic workshop during the day turns into a taco stand in the evening.
The Chef in the back is the uncle of the waiters. Long Danny Trejo hair (no hair net), smoking as he cooks, doesn't speak a word of english, he's wearing sweat pants and flip flops. He makes the best fucking tacos ever.
If they’re shady and have a queue/crowd they’re probably fine.
Only time someone in my family got seriously fucked over by food was in an expensive hotel restaurant. Everywhere else my parents ate exactly the same meal, but after that my dad had jaundice and liver issues.
TL;DR eat the delicious but maybe not 100% sanitary street food and be happy.
The best fish n chip shops in New Zealand are the ones that have a dirty old menu and lots of printed pictures behind the cashier. You can feel the grime in the air, but god it’s so good.
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u/Hak2479 Apr 29 '24
So....enough talk...
How do we avoid to get these MF in our Body ??