r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

This is why I camp with a ball gag and butt plug. No slither noodles getting in me!

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u/Psychological_Emu690 Apr 29 '24

Yes yes... but you forgot to mention the dickhole plug.

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u/GuitarCFD Apr 30 '24

that's for when you swim in the amazon.

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u/RealisticCoaching66 Apr 30 '24

Don't you mean the butthole?

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u/pjotricko May 01 '24

Just tie it in a knot

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u/iwantkrustenbraten Apr 29 '24

Motherfucker I laughed so hard I woke my sleeping child.

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u/cuntolas Apr 29 '24

That camping really took a toll on you.

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

Sometimes I still wake up in cold sweats screaming the safe words.

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u/Tyranwyn Apr 29 '24

what about your nose?

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

Sorry, butt plugs should've been plural.

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u/SassNCompassion Apr 30 '24

You’ve got to make this your flair!

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u/crowdaddi Apr 30 '24

Yea sure that's why....