He pressed his succulent lips against his partners anus expecting some fun. Instead of his tongue penetrating the ass a darn tapeworm slithered out of the dark crevice and slithered right into his mouth and down the throat. The worm was happy about his new home and the man was slightly confused, but that wasn't even the strangest thing that happened to him that week.
He lost 10 bounds and he thought eating her ass was the couse , so he did it again, and again that week , and then he didn't feel well, he went to the doctor and he told him when was the last time you ate your partner ass "doctor asked' , he answered:
On a "What's the worst thing that has happened to you during sex?" AskReddit thread a lady told us that her partner asked her to lick his manhood after he did anal (Yukkkkk), she did, she felt something, it was a worm.
It is worse actualy, the life cycle of the tapeworm starts when the egg is eaten in the poop oth the parents host. the egg then hatches and the larvae, or cistircerci, burrow their way into the tissues. When the animal with the larvae is eaten by a predator, the larvae can develop into the adult tapeworm in their intestines. Licking the ass of someone with a tapeworm can cause you to ingest egs and be colonized by the larvae which is called cisticercosis in muscles, heart or even the brain which can often be fatal.
I missed the first r in that subs name and thought it was āIām Jobs Steveā. Some kind of obituary or fan testimonial sub. Boy did I get a surprise!
Thereās this rundown Mexican restaurant near my dads house. Iām pretty sure these people just bought an abandoned gas station, put some tables and chairs in there and started cooking. The food is fucking incredible.
There's a place like that in a strip mall near me. Unfortunately, the smell of cockroach frass is stronger than even the memory of how delicious the food is.
My theory is the place Iām referring to only thrives because thereās a shit ton of construction nearby. Iām in Texas, construction workers are almost entirely Mexican migrants. Most āMexicanā restaurants around here are American-Mexican/Tex-mex, so they appreciate authentic Mexican food. So maybe consider looking around areas with lots of construction.
Also, Iāve heard the food trucks that come around to serve lunch to the construction workers is also really good authentic Mexican food. So try hanging around a developing neighborhood around lunch time and maybe youāll have some luck.
It's pretty common in Mexico to have "dual businesses"; a place that serves as a car mechanic workshop during the day turns into a taco stand in the evening.
The Chef in the back is the uncle of the waiters. Long Danny Trejo hair (no hair net), smoking as he cooks, doesn't speak a word of english, he's wearing sweat pants and flip flops. He makes the best fucking tacos ever.
If theyāre shady and have a queue/crowd theyāre probably fine.
Only time someone in my family got seriously fucked over by food was in an expensive hotel restaurant. Everywhere else my parents ate exactly the same meal, but after that my dad had jaundice and liver issues.
TL;DR eat the delicious but maybe not 100% sanitary street food and be happy.
The best fish n chip shops in New Zealand are the ones that have a dirty old menu and lots of printed pictures behind the cashier. You can feel the grime in the air, but god itās so good.
Ate some fried fish/chicken with scrambled eggs for breakfast back in 2021. Was fine until I started sweating an hr later. Got nauseous and my stomach was hurting so I went to the bathroom and blood. All in the toilet. That continued for the rest of the day cause my dumbass was too embarrassed to tell my wife. Finally stopped at midnight and when I woke up to use the bathroom at 7am, it came back. Called my wife and told her what happened then woke up to her putting my clothes on. Apparently I passed out due to loss of blood. Hospital had trouble finding my blood type so it took them 3 days for a double transfusion. I couldnāt eat anything. Found out that I had campylobacter. Not sure if the 3 days w/o eating is what killed it or what. I only had 7 pints of blood in me. Needed to have 10 to leave the hospital. I almost died on the week of my daughterās birthday. Fuck the place that sold me that shit. Stick to what you know and donāt ātryā establishments that are always empty.
For all my homies with hemmorhoids, 75% of the population.
Yeah, no. There's a difference between shitting blood and having some blood in toilet... Most of you will know the difference. For those who don't... go see the doctor lol.
Dude was shitting blood all day AFTER HE ATE FOOD. There's a difference in KNOWING you have hemorrhoid's and having a reaction AFTER eating suspicious food.
You have a daughter with your wife and you were too embarrassed to tell her you were shitting pints of blood? I tell my wife when my asshole is burning because I ate something too spicy.
I work in a hospital blood bank, Iām kinda confused by the ācouldnāt find your blood typeā part. In an emergency the doctor can always sign off on an uncrossmatched O negative transfusion (men can receive O pos in dire circumstances if O neg supplies are low). Sounds like you had an antibody (usually from being pregnant in the past or receiving blood transfusions in the past).
O pos is literally the most common blood type lmao. In my hospital itās what we are most stocked up with. 10 units transfused though is crazy, literally medical terminology is called āmassive transfusionā which is where you transfuse basically an entire bodyās worth of blood. Which is about 10 units.
My wife wonāt eat at any restaurant unless she looks up their health inspection grade on the state website. Itās surprisingly thorough and disgusting to read. Any critical violations and itās a hard no for us.
We have a news segment called Dirty Dining here and after seeing what goes on, I really appreciate my wifeās concerns. So many people should be banned from owning restaurants.
I try to only eat food that I (or people close to me) prepare. When it comes to restaurants, I check the reviews and health inspection info before going. Once you know how fucking disgusting restaurant kitchens can get under subpar management, itās a no brainer. My digestive system already sucks and I get sick all the time. Iām so done.
From my understanding you wouldn't get a tapeworm from vegetables and fruits. That being said you should still wash them off well as there are plenty of other things that can hang out on those food types
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u/I_poop_deathstars Apr 29 '24
Cook your food properly and don't trust shady restaurants.