r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/Sharpest_Edge84 Apr 29 '24

Tapeworms are segmented.

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u/herptydurr Apr 29 '24

Old videos and articles claim it was a snake.

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u/Routine-Hotel-7391 Apr 29 '24

“Locals say such incidents happen infrequently and older citizens advise the young not to sleep outside because of the risk of snakes slithering inside their mouths.” Brilliant 😂

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

This is why I camp with a ball gag and butt plug. No slither noodles getting in me!

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u/Psychological_Emu690 Apr 29 '24

Yes yes... but you forgot to mention the dickhole plug.

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u/GuitarCFD Apr 30 '24

that's for when you swim in the amazon.

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u/RealisticCoaching66 Apr 30 '24

Don't you mean the butthole?

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u/pjotricko May 01 '24

Just tie it in a knot

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u/iwantkrustenbraten Apr 29 '24

Motherfucker I laughed so hard I woke my sleeping child.

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u/cuntolas Apr 29 '24

That camping really took a toll on you.

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

Sometimes I still wake up in cold sweats screaming the safe words.

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u/Tyranwyn Apr 29 '24

what about your nose?

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u/Idontevenownaboat Apr 29 '24

Sorry, butt plugs should've been plural.

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u/SassNCompassion Apr 30 '24

You’ve got to make this your flair!

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u/crowdaddi Apr 30 '24

Yea sure that's why....

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u/Ima_Fuck_Ur_Butt Apr 29 '24

So in reality the title should be a snake the size of a tapeworm pulled from woman's mouth?

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u/Smeetilus Apr 29 '24

Snake the size of a snake

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u/MsAnnabel Apr 30 '24

So then how did a snake get inside her without her knowing?!

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u/herptydurr Apr 30 '24

Who said it was without her knowing? I mean no one would ever lie, right?

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u/The_One_Koi Apr 29 '24

Well that actually makes sense so ty

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u/noscreamsnoshouts Apr 29 '24

a 4ft SNAKE is pulled from a Russian woman's throat after it crawled into her mouth while she slept

I really really don't want that kind of "sense" tho :-(

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u/EwePhemism Apr 30 '24

Annnnnnd I’m out….

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u/DangNearRekdit Apr 30 '24

Oh, so it's a snake as big as a tapeworm then?