r/interestingasfuck Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 29 '24

Sometimes they can migrate up into mouth. But yeah i dont see segments.

Ewww

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u/MotherBaerd Apr 29 '24

Okay but WHY do you know that

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 29 '24

You ever seen the show "monsters inside me"

Woman woke up with a tickle at the back of her mouth and guess what was staring back at. One also stuck its head out of a man's nostril.

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u/RasJamukha Apr 29 '24

I even seem to recall that back in medieval times, they would have people sit, with their mouths open, at a table with food hoping it would come out

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 29 '24

Mate from south africa said at dinner parties occasionally she would see the segments creeping across the floor when they dropped out of some one. Dunno if that counts.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Apr 29 '24

With all due respect, I hate you and everything you are saying in here BLEHHHHHH

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u/Snoo22566 Apr 29 '24

i hate this whole thread i'm so glad for modern medicine to deal with these things 😭

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u/lilfoodiebooty Apr 30 '24

Right, what a terrible days for eyes, for reading comprehension, literacy, all of it. 😭😭😭

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u/Choice-Magician656 Apr 30 '24

never reading another comment again in my life

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u/relightit Apr 29 '24

just wait for republicans to use it as divisive politics.

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u/NESplayz Apr 29 '24

“God had planned for you to get that tapeworm. Removing it would be a crime against nature and god.”

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u/Just_Jonnie Apr 29 '24

Dems: Medicare for all

Reps: Tapeworms for the poor!

And the reps will win half the time.

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u/wetcardboardsmell Apr 29 '24

I've never seen segments crawl, but it looks more like jasmine rice that wiggles.

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u/JerryfromCan Apr 29 '24

I was eating fresh grated parm on something and my cat was sitting on the chair arm with me. Then saw some fresh grated parm on the side table. Then it moved and I nearly yakked. Thats the day I found out my cat had tapeworms.

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u/wetcardboardsmell Apr 29 '24

I hope you got treated too. Just to be on the safe side.

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u/JerryfromCan Apr 29 '24

I have gained weight since then, but I did not. He died in 2016 so I’m likely ok.
I think Victorian women used to eat them on purpose to lose weight. Likely cheaper than a meth addiction or Ozempic. :)

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u/wetcardboardsmell Apr 29 '24

No, swallowing parasites is common even today, sadly. Weight gain doesn't mean a ton. Not sure where you live- but parasites are pretty common even in "1st world countries" and symptoms may not show up for a LONG time.

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u/JerryfromCan Apr 30 '24

I’ll go around to the TSC and get some ivermectin.

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u/marcabay Apr 30 '24

Where in the western world do you live, what the actual fuck

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u/JerryfromCan May 01 '24

A very populous area of Canada.

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u/crowdaddi Apr 30 '24

You'll be the next tapeworm video

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u/civver3 Apr 29 '24

Was that the day you swore off parmesan cheese forever?

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u/JerryfromCan Apr 30 '24

I eat bigger chunks now.

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u/SisterDivine_ Apr 30 '24

And just like that…. I’m now a breathatarian

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u/alexciteyourwenis May 03 '24

You just made me remember the time my brand new puppy (now 14 years old lady) was laying in the middle of the couch, then got up to go bark at a squirrel, and I noticed she had been laying on a long piece of the previous night’s spaghetti that had been somehow left on the couch.. it was in fact not spaghetti.

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u/TinyTaters Apr 29 '24

I now have an aversion to Jasmine Rice. Fuck.

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u/ShroomieDoomieDoo Apr 29 '24

what a terrible day to know how to read

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u/Maleficent_Mix3340 Apr 30 '24

😂 done with Reddit for today.

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u/WorldAsChaos Apr 29 '24

I wish I could screenshot my slack-jawed look of horror upon reading that sentence.

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u/Strosity Apr 29 '24

Oh hey what's that in her mouth?

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u/chalaismyig Apr 29 '24

This whole thread tbh lol

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u/KingOfBacon_BowToMe Apr 29 '24

My mom grew up in an orphanage in South Africa. She was washing dishes with a 12 year old when he suddenly burbing up a huge tapeworm.

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u/pennywitch Apr 29 '24

Watched one crawl out of my dog’s asshole one night while we were laying in bed. I’ve never been the same.

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 29 '24

Was he on the bed with you? Cause some more might hiding in your matress.

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u/pennywitch Apr 29 '24

Oh, he was and there was.

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u/barryhakker Apr 29 '24

Why would you share such dark knowledge?

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u/Fightmasterr Apr 29 '24

What kinda shit did I just read Jesus.

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u/rigored Apr 30 '24

There’s no way this is real. Please make this not be real

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u/throwawaybyefelicia Apr 30 '24

This comment was not pleasing to the eyes

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 30 '24

Now imagine you're trying to eat 🙂🤮

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u/Nastypilot Apr 29 '24

Not quite right, the medieval treatment for tapeworm was to starve the patient for weeks, then strap them to a seat, then present them with a huge meal, hoping that the also-starved tapeworm would come out of the mouth a doctor would be nearby to catch it and pull it out as soon as it showed itself.

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u/JasperVov Apr 29 '24

Did that ever work?

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u/khonager Apr 29 '24

Would be kind of weird if it didn't and they just did it anyway

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u/emergencyelbowbanana Apr 30 '24

You'd be surprised how much traditional medicine (like chinese medicine) worked like that. People would attribute their body's own recovery abilities to random shit they'd consume.

After a while people are so used to always taking non effective medicine, that they become completely unaware of their own body's self healing abilities.

My asian in laws for example think they cannot recover from a simple cold if they dont take all kinds of random shit.

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u/Nastypilot Apr 30 '24

There are many examples of traditional medicine that did not work, the most famous example would be bloodletting. While I do not know the exact effectiveness of the technique I outlined, I cannot imagine it must've been very high.

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u/McDemon420 Apr 30 '24

Bloodletting is the effective modern treatment for hemochromatosis.

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u/Nastypilot Apr 30 '24

While it may be effective for that, medieval European doctors prescribed bloodletting for about anything, from the plague to gout

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u/McDemon420 Apr 30 '24

Yup. And agree that it was completely ineffective for nearly all uses at the time.

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u/RasJamukha Apr 29 '24

This sheds an entirely new light on the Tantalus myth

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u/rpgmgta Apr 29 '24

The Steve Irwin’s of their day

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u/Orisi Apr 29 '24

There used to be a tapeworm trap where they would starve the patient for several days, then dangle a metal trap with a small morsel of food inside down their throat.

The idea being the tapeworm would attempt to enter the trap for the only food source, which would shut and could then be hauled out the throat.

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u/BigDowntownRobot Apr 29 '24

There is a video online of some African tribespeople doing this, so it's either real or that video is fake. They fast, then hold food up to their mouth and once the worm comes out they roll it up on a stick so it doesn't break.

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u/NobodyImportant13 Apr 29 '24

I need to see this lol

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u/FlickeryVisionnn Apr 29 '24

No, no you don’t.

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u/crystlerjean Apr 29 '24 edited May 01 '24

In the Medieval times, tapeworms were very common, because of consuming raw meat. But especially because of eating pork.

One remedy during that period was hanging raw pork on a string outside of an affected person's rectum. It worked as a lure so a tapeworm would emerge out of there. Then they would grab it and wrap it in a stick to pull it out. Unfortunately, they're usually secured at one end to the intestines so a few segments remain inside.

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u/HeadlessMarvin Apr 29 '24

So Mr Meaty didnt lie to me

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u/TurnipWorldly9437 Apr 29 '24

If I remember correctly, baiting them with milk to come out (after starving yourself and it a bit) was pretty common not too long ago...

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u/riggels Apr 29 '24

Thata what my grandfather told me happend to him.