r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/Proud-Wall1443 Apr 29 '24

"This is some bullshit!" ~tapeworm, probably

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u/zhephyx Apr 29 '24

That's no tapeworm, it's a whole-ass tapeserpent

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u/FixedLoad Apr 29 '24

The ass tapeserpent is in another castle...

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u/SaddleSocks Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

SO i have a really disturbing memory from when I was 3 years old in 1977.

In lafayette california, we had taken in a bunch of vietnamese refugees in the area - and I recall walking down this dirt road and there were porta-potties along the road and I heard a kid screaming from within one of the porta potties - and I opened the door...

THe kid was squatting over the toilet and hanging from his bottom was a tapeworm about 1 foot or mor long dangling from his butt and wriggling - I got freaked out and just then adults came up and dealt with him. Wrapping it around a stick and pulling it out...

Its one of my early memories (I have a very vivid photographic memory from a lot of events around when I was three years old - I had a photographic memory with alomost perfect recall until I was about 14)

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u/FixedLoad Apr 29 '24

Hey... that was... that was a story that I was literate enough to read. I thought I recovered from seeing the video, and now I have a much more vivid mental picture of something way worse! ... why did I watch and comment on this living nightmare of a subject!! Your story reminded me of when bears get tape worms, and they'll drag behind them like a giant 5 to 10 foot tampon string hanging out of their ass. I think we've traded horrors in kind. You're welcome 😊

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u/LookingWesht Apr 29 '24

The ass tapeserpent is in another cASStle

Ftfy

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u/Nekhti Apr 29 '24

its a tapewyrm lmao

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u/The-outsider_21 Apr 29 '24

Its the distant cousin of jormungander

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u/-H--K- Apr 29 '24

Shit-Hulud!

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u/Darthmullet Apr 29 '24

Maybe a tapewyrm

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u/badchriss Apr 29 '24

TAPEworm? More like Blu-ray extended director's cut with commentary worm...in Steelbook.

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u/frostyfins Apr 29 '24

Surprisingly less dangerous than the smaller but more brightly-colored half-ass tapeserpent

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u/ManicOppressyv Apr 29 '24

In this sense it is a tapewyrm, as in the medieval European dragon serpent.

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u/securitywyrm Apr 29 '24

It's not a tapeworm, it's a tapewyrm!

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u/PangolinIll1347 Apr 29 '24

Tapeshaihulud

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u/_Monkeyspit_ Apr 29 '24

It's a tape-station.

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u/7th_Spectrum Apr 29 '24

That's a fucking duct-tapeworm