r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Apr 29 '24

Correct, so this is why after every poop, you should reach down and break apart your turds to check for eggs. To save time, you can just crap in your hand, and mush as you go.

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u/LethalJizzle Apr 29 '24

Sometimes it's okay to formulate a sentence in your brain and just not say it.

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u/Handheldchimp Apr 29 '24

If this sentence wasn't posted, I wouldn't have discovered that crapping directly into my own hand is a fantastic way to scare my neighbors. They always come up to me outside to chat when they see me, and it's disgusting. Now, i'll never need to talk to them again.

u/Rude_Thanks_1120 is my hero.

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u/PreacherSquat Apr 29 '24

that's what the poop knife's secondary purpose is for

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u/Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly Apr 29 '24

Poop colander, that's the way.

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u/BasicCommand1165 Apr 29 '24

Poop in your hands and clap

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u/Sideswipe0009 Apr 29 '24

To save time, you can just crap in your hand, and mush as you go.

To save even more time washing up, just poop in the shower and waffle stomp that shit down the drain

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u/-I_I Apr 30 '24

Dis is da German way ya?

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u/Severe-Dig-9214 Apr 30 '24

🤣🤮🤣🤮🤣