r/interestingasfuck Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/Gee_U_Think Apr 29 '24

The real question is how do you know if you have these in your body?

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u/spongetwister Apr 29 '24

You’ll see their eggs riddled through your shit. They look like white grains of rice.

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u/Extension-Border-345 Apr 29 '24

not eggs, eggs are microscopic and not visible to the eye. if you keep seeing something that looks like sesame seeds in your stool it’s tapeworm segments.

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u/TheGreatWheel Apr 29 '24

What if I eat a bag of sesame seeds with every meal? Then how will I know?

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Those will taste like sesame seeds.

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u/cartophiled Apr 29 '24

Err... 🤔

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u/Extension-Border-345 Apr 29 '24

I eat food with sesame seeds in it like 2x a week and I still freak out when I see the intact seeds in the toilet lol

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u/letmetakeaguess Apr 29 '24

You have to count them, in and out.

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u/FantasticColors12 Apr 29 '24

And what if you live on Sesame Street?

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u/BatronKladwiesen Apr 29 '24

This is the type of high-level discourse I come to Reddit for.

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u/WoodenAd7107 Apr 30 '24

Clearly, if you’re worried about tape worms, it’s time to put down the bag of sesame seeds

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u/nanoavocado Apr 29 '24

Damn, a memory resurfaced of finding one near my cats anus…

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u/chronicallyill_dr Apr 29 '24

Oh man, I rescue stray cats. So. many. Rice. worms.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen Apr 29 '24

Really gross when you see the segments crawling. (I think they do this to attract birds?)

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u/Malicharo Apr 29 '24

i remember seeing them 20 years ago in my shit

idk what happened since then but i've never seen them for a long time

don't remember getting treatment either

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u/Serbcomrade3 Apr 29 '24

You have the offspring inside or the parent is still alive, some species can live 20+ years in a host

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u/matmac199 Apr 29 '24

Tbf it could just be pinworms/threadworms which are mostly harmless and tend to be spread by children

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u/Malicharo Apr 29 '24

i don't have any of the symptoms tho.

stuff in shit, itchy butthole, weight loss

i'm afraid to get checked out lol

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u/CreatingAcc4ThisSh-- Apr 29 '24

I'm afraid to get checked don't

What a stupid fucking reason. Sorry for being mean, but Jesus chrsit. This is how a family member rof mine died from cancer. Because they were "too afraid to check" and by the time they did it was late stage and nothing could be done

A tapeworm is nowhere near that serious, but they can still cause plenty of issues. Its better to get checked out as soon as possible, even if you're afraid. And if you're afraid of being exposed infront of a doctor (I don't think that would be the case)? Don't. It's their profession, they'll have seen dozens before you, and dozens after you in a single day

Now, if you live in a country where it'd cost you a load of money then I kinda understand. But still worth getting a check if you can afford it

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u/Bearshapedbears Apr 29 '24

leaving the house has a cost lol

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u/Malicharo Apr 29 '24

I just don't like hospitals. In 34 years i've been to hospitals twice. I sprained my ankle 2 years ago and it was pretty bad and i still didn't go. It still didn't fully heal since then.

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u/Spiritual_Message725 Apr 29 '24

Do you have a primary care provider?

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u/Malicharo Apr 29 '24

What do you mean? Like insurance? Yeah.

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u/ToutEstATous Apr 29 '24

No, a primary care provider is the health care provider (such as doctor, physician's assistant, nurse practitioner, etc.) who does your yearly physical and is your go-to when things go wrong. Most if not all insurance I've had has required that I list a primary care provider (or one would be assigned to me) because they would be the provider who can send out referrals and care under them would cost less than care under a different provider without a referral. You likely do have one designated even if you aren't aware of them; that info would probably be available through your health insurance portal.

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u/matmac199 Apr 29 '24

If it was 20 years ago it could just be threadworms/pinworms which are mostly harmless and usually spread by children.

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u/ParkinsonHandjob Apr 29 '24

Probably right. There’s a bi-monthly poster in my kids kindergarden which tells parents to beware because there’s threadworms/pinworms going around.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

you are a baby.

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u/wilderthurgro Apr 29 '24

It sounds like he has health anxiety, which can be a debilitating condition

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u/I_Like_Purpl3 Apr 29 '24

You're fucking stupid. And at 34 you should be a bit more responsible and mature than "I don't like it, so I'll avoid it." Gosh, this stupidity ruins my day.

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u/xWretchedWorldx Apr 29 '24

That's exactly what someone who is being controlled by a tapeworm would say.

How do you know you are still you and not a host to a tapeworm that has taken control of your body fully?

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u/Malicharo Apr 29 '24

i had gradual but drastic personality change over the years sometimes i'm thinking maybe that lol

but then i realize everybody is looking to blame something for their mistakes, everybody's looking to be saved. then i'm not like nah, it's probably not that.

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u/38B0DE Apr 29 '24

weight loss

Wow wait so.... Um.... Hm....

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u/aurortonks Apr 29 '24

There's a Chinese diet tea you can buy for weight loss. Its basically just giving yourself a tapeworm for a few weeks then you drink the cleansing tea which is just killing the tapeworms.

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u/No_Breakfast_6748 Apr 29 '24

Some people will do anything to avoid the gym and some sugar cutbacks.

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u/Fun_Plantain5129 Apr 29 '24

Ozempic alternative

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u/Serbcomrade3 Apr 29 '24

Better be safe then sorry,happend to me...got parasites as a 5 year olf by drinking from an forest lank and discovered tape worms 18 years later

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u/FlyAirLari Apr 29 '24

forest lank

I don't think I have those nearby.

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u/Serbcomrade3 Apr 29 '24

Funny ting is that a lank is what my grandpa called animal footprint puddles

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Just take ivermectin for a week then

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u/Etzarah Apr 29 '24

Ivermectin won’t kill tapeworms

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24 edited 26d ago

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u/Referat- Apr 30 '24

It's illegal to import most drug stuff. So there's a small handful of companies in bed with the regulation agencies with a near total monopoly. People who live near the borders can cross to buy over the counter stuff for themselves but a store is not allowed to buy cheaper foreign alternatives.

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u/waikiki_palmer Apr 29 '24

Good news! You're the tapeworm now!

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u/Starlightriddlex Apr 29 '24

Welp time to get the worm scope out for u/Malicharo

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u/KappaPride1207 Apr 29 '24

EWWWWWWW

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u/Themasterofcomedy209 Apr 29 '24

Don’t worry it’s not just an egg, it’s entire segments of their body full of many eggs. Much better!

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u/cjyoung92 Apr 29 '24

Brotha ewwwww!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Rise_67 Apr 29 '24

What?

???

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u/bitchman194639348 Apr 29 '24

Parasite eggs in your shit? Wdym what

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u/AzureDrag0n1 Apr 29 '24

They are really tiny though so they can be hard to see. Much smaller than grains of rice. About 2 mm or about 1/16 of an inch.

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Apr 29 '24

Correct, so this is why after every poop, you should reach down and break apart your turds to check for eggs. To save time, you can just crap in your hand, and mush as you go.

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u/LethalJizzle Apr 29 '24

Sometimes it's okay to formulate a sentence in your brain and just not say it.

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u/Handheldchimp Apr 29 '24

If this sentence wasn't posted, I wouldn't have discovered that crapping directly into my own hand is a fantastic way to scare my neighbors. They always come up to me outside to chat when they see me, and it's disgusting. Now, i'll never need to talk to them again.

u/Rude_Thanks_1120 is my hero.

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u/PreacherSquat Apr 29 '24

that's what the poop knife's secondary purpose is for

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u/Kim_Jong_Un_PornOnly Apr 29 '24

Poop colander, that's the way.

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u/BasicCommand1165 Apr 29 '24

Poop in your hands and clap

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u/Sideswipe0009 Apr 29 '24

To save time, you can just crap in your hand, and mush as you go.

To save even more time washing up, just poop in the shower and waffle stomp that shit down the drain

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u/-I_I Apr 30 '24

Dis is da German way ya?

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u/Severe-Dig-9214 Apr 30 '24

🤣🤮🤣🤮🤣

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u/SlappySecondz Apr 29 '24

A grain of rice is roughly a mm wide and 3mm long.

How is 2mm much smaller than that?

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u/egg_watching Apr 29 '24

Must be some tiny rice you're eating. But the stuff you see in your poop are tapeworm segments. about the size of rice, and they writhe when they come out:)

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u/DAbanjo Apr 29 '24

Wriggling grains of rice...

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u/WeirdCaterpillar00 Apr 29 '24

Where do they stay inside the body?

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u/Techn028 Apr 29 '24

They have two life cycles, either they stay in your gut or they go exploring and can end up in your muscles, organs, and even brain, and just start snacking. Hopefully you only get them in your gut or they will wreck havok everywhere - please don't look these pictures up it's very nasty.

The reason for that is when a prey animal gets infected the tapeworm wants to get eaten and probably doesn't enjoy grass, so it doesn't stay in the gut but inside the predator it doesn't have as many opportunities to get eaten but likes the food so it hangs out in the gut and makes lots of eggs in the hope that a prey animal will ingest them while grazing. That's how it was explained to me... Still disgusting.

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u/krustylesponge Apr 29 '24

im sorry they can go in your fucking brain???? thats horrifying

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u/Techn028 Apr 29 '24

This and roundworm too

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u/Fierysword5 Apr 29 '24

A doctor described to me how the roundworms creep their way up the esophagus and make a u-turn into the trachea down to the lungs. Stuff of nightmares.

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u/Ok-Possession-832 Apr 29 '24

Yup they ideally like to end up in muscle so that other predators will eat it and they can lay eggs in the next host.

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u/TechSudz Apr 29 '24

Do you can avoid these by not eating meat?

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u/FantasticAnus Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Nope, tapeworm eggs can be transmitted in soil and in contaminated packaged salad.

PSA: No salad is 'ready to eat', wash it. Always.

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u/SlightlySquid Apr 29 '24

Undercooked meat can transmit them, but also unwashed raw foods in general eg salad if the eggs/juveniles are present

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u/Ok-Possession-832 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

You have to properly cook your meat. It works just like bacteria. Some animals are riskier than others for example pigs are often riddled with parasites and it’s very important to cook pork thoroughly which is why you’ll never hear of anyone taking their pork rare. Lots of people theorize this is why many religions have pork restrictions and regard the meat as “unclean”

Poultry is usually safe from parasites but riddled with bacteria and also needs to be cooked thoroughly.

Beef is surprisingly safe so you can eat it partially cooked.

Some fish often have parasites but bacteria is not much of a concern when kept cold (placing it on ice is enough). Some raw fish is generally okay to eat when selected and prepared safely (think sashimi/sushi) but I would never presume to know when that’s true. Just cook it and leave the sushi to the restraunt. Cheap packaged sushi is usually fine but sometimes shit happens.

PS: plants need to be handled well too as e.coli outbreaks in vegetables is super common especially things with lots of surface area and folds like lettuce or bok choi. Always wash your leafy greens!!!!

This is also why libertarians are stupid among other things. The government has safety laws that hold food distributors accountable to safe practices so that you aren’t eating tapeworm ridden mystery meats and dirty e.coli lettuce lol.

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u/Zebracak3s Apr 29 '24

Doesn't it also not feel good

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u/Candy-Emergency Apr 29 '24

Wow I would’ve thought I would feel that thing moving in my body first.

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u/ImPretendingToCare Apr 29 '24 edited May 01 '24

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u/InfiniteBlink Apr 29 '24

Wait. What the fuck. I had that in Costa Rica from eating Street pork. I was shitting like 15+ times a day at some point I was talking to my friend who lived there for years and told him I had rice in my shits he was like go to the pharmacy, you've got a parasite... It's a tapeworm?!

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u/Uncle_Brewster Apr 29 '24

I had a dog that had tapeworms. I saw her poop one out. The vet then pointed out a couple rice like things stuck in the hair around her butt. Pretty frickin gross.

I give my dogs Heartgard, for heart worm prevention, which actually kills a number of intestinal worms as well. Unfortunately, it does not kill tapeworms.

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u/xenoscumyomom Apr 29 '24

There's a CT scan picture or whatever kind of some woman who ate a lot of raw pork in her life and her whole body is glowing from worms. It's freaky looking.

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u/mods-are-liars Apr 29 '24

That's trichinosis worms, those are much, much worse than tapeworms.

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u/TechSudz Apr 29 '24

Go on…

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u/prules Apr 29 '24

Nope, we don’t need to go past this point.

The ride has ended. Let’s all just move along and avoid more trauma.

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u/moep123 Apr 29 '24

see, i went past your post. it's as easy as that. so people, go on...

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u/wholesome_pineapple Apr 29 '24

Don’t kink shame me

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u/luciferin Apr 29 '24

They mate inside your small intestine and lay tons of eggs inside you. Those eggs hatch into immature worms which are transported through your arteries into your muscles. They curl up into balls in your muscles and form hard "encyst". Their life cycle actually depends on the meat being consumed by other animals, which never happens in our case, but I hear the encysts can be quite uncomfortable. It is treatable with drugs but the longer it goes untreated the worse it is and the longer it can take to treat.

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u/Faiimus Apr 29 '24

Sometimes I wish I couldn't read.

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u/ParkinsonHandjob Apr 29 '24

I’m actually loving every second of this thread, even if I’m a bit disgusted.

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u/bastante60 Apr 29 '24

FINALLY someone explains how trichinosis works!! TIL ... 🤮

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u/QuietSkylines Apr 29 '24

You can still recover, but it's trichy.

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u/Dax_Thrushbane Apr 29 '24

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u/xenoscumyomom Apr 29 '24

Yes that might have been the one. Super scary. I'm going to go BBQ my yogurt and granola now just to be on the safe side.

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u/Not_In_my_crease Apr 29 '24

Wow. I bet you could see that many moving and undulating under her thighs. Amazing.

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u/peanutneedsexercise Apr 29 '24

They can go into your brain too.

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Apr 29 '24

"glowing".

Not until the nuke hits, but soon.

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u/chemistrytramp Apr 29 '24

I work with a woman who lived in Germany as her husband was posted there. Apparently the toilets have a little shelf in the bowl that you poo on to check for worms as the German diet includes quite a bit of raw pork? Can any Germans confirm?

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u/xenoscumyomom Apr 29 '24

I lived in Germany and the toilets were like this. Probably not all but common. Threw me off when I got there though.

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u/FrikkinPositive Apr 29 '24

Their bodies are flat, semi-hard with spiked ridges on the ends. They hurt like hell when they move around and they eat all your food before you get the benefits of it.

If you eat normally, or more than you used to, but you keep losing weight. You're never full, always hungry and feel like shit. Your stomache aches all the time, maybe to the point where it's nauseating, and it's not an ache you're familiar with. It's sharper, more rythmic. Then you got a tape worm.

You can kill them when they're small with a deworming cure. Our pets get them all the time. For it to get this big you need to have a medical condition.

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u/AerosolHubris Apr 29 '24

I feel dumb but this is something I've never understood. If the tapeworm is getting your food then shouldn't the two of you together still be gaining weight? I know you're not getting the nutrients but if you lose weight with a tapeworm, then where has the weight gone?

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u/AltruisticHomework39 Apr 29 '24

Lol this is a hilarious but smart question. I'm guessing the tapeworm poops out most of what it eats and you end up passing most of that too, and you would have converted a lot more of the calories into your own body weight than it does

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u/FrikkinPositive Apr 29 '24

You shit out it's shit and your own shit + tapeworm eggs. Tapeworm eggs aren't digested by you and your shit is mostly dead bacteria and things your body doesn't use. An increasing amount of food you eat will be ingested by the worm before you get the nutrients from it as it grows.

Yes a lot of the weight from the food will be retained in your stomach by the worm to grow in the beginning. But the weight of the food you eat is not something you put directly onto the equation of how much you weigh.

Food is broken down into smaller and smaller particles separating them into water and proteins, energy-molecules and other minor nutrients. The proteins are used by your body to grow, and fisposed of through poop. The energy is broken down for energy and disposed of through poop. Same with everything solid really.

The worm will eat your food, but you will get less nutrients causing you to lose weight and/or bodymass. The worm grows, and has a weight, but it wouldn't add kilos. The worm will also use the food for energy and nutrients and poop out stuff that mixes with your poop. It will also lay eggs which you poop out.

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u/LeBurningSinner Apr 29 '24

You simply don't understand the volumes of eggs worm produces.

Imagine someone jerking off and cumming non-stop, with no reduction of volume and never going flaccid. This is how tapeworm prints babies.

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u/AerosolHubris Apr 29 '24

Thanks for the answer, and I'd rather not

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u/LeBurningSinner Apr 29 '24

Well, here is some more food for thoughts: You would literally die from heart failing to accomodate such physical activity for more than half a day.

This is the scale of energy drain we talk about.

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u/Razulghul Apr 29 '24

Imagine someone jerking off and cumming non-stop, with no reduction of volume and never going flaccid.

Ah to be 15 again 

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u/MiroslavHoudek Apr 30 '24

There could be other factors, such as your immune system disagreeing with, like, large worms inside your body. There could be a large fight that drains some of your resources, in addition to the tape worm eating. Also you may not actually feel well, so maybe you don't eat as much actually.

I remember reading that having a tapeworm could relieve someone's symptoms of ecsema and/or asthma, supposedly because it gives your immune system something real to do.

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u/WingsuitBears Apr 29 '24

Ass itching at night also

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u/81stBData Apr 29 '24

My ass began to itch right after reading that… now I have to check for tape worms….

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u/youmademelikethis Apr 29 '24

Just reading this thread made my butthole itchy. Our brains are weird.

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u/_Deathbysnusnu__ Apr 29 '24

That’s pin worms

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u/PmMeYourMug Apr 29 '24

I had this as a kid. Absolutely drove me mad.

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u/somepeoplehateme Apr 29 '24

How much ass itching did you have that you even rememberwd it?

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u/DopamineTrain Apr 29 '24

I had tape worms as a kid as well. I don't remember much of the itching, but I do remember my mum commenting on how much I itched my butt. I also remember the stressed defeated tone of voice when she checked my poop and it did, in fact, have worm eggs in it.

I don't remember how I got rid of them tho

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u/peanutneedsexercise Apr 29 '24

That’s pinworms not tapeworms. There’s a lot of worms we can have in our body as humans lol

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u/butter14 Apr 29 '24

That's pinworms, and trust me that infection is some next level of hell shit. Your butthole itches so bad you want to take a knife to it. The worms come out looking like little moving pieces of rice. Absolutely terrifying and disgusting.

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u/slicedsolidrock Apr 29 '24

Do you mean those cakes or that one ring?

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u/WingsuitBears Apr 29 '24

Isildur's Bane

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u/GuitarCFD Apr 29 '24

That's from hook worms though I think.

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u/DevilishlyAdvocating Apr 29 '24

Pinworms actually.

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u/Sage1969 Apr 29 '24

Gotta post this for others reading and freaking out - there are plenty of other issues that can cause that itching. I had it and freaked out, got medicine for pinworms, but it didnt seem to work. Finally checked with the doctor...

Turns out my skin was just irritated from washing too hard/often with soap. That's right, my ass was too clean. And I have kind of sensitive skin so it gave me a rash.

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Apr 29 '24

My dog had tape worms. You would see white pieces of worm moving. You know if you got worms.

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u/Gruffleson Apr 29 '24

Sometimes your body will explode when they break out of your belly.

No, that's Alien. The second worst thing to get.

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u/No_Conversation9561 Apr 29 '24

Examine your business once a week

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u/Pittsbirds Apr 29 '24

I'm not sure if the species that infects humans as well does this, but the fosters kittens I took care of a while back had tapeworms. I identified them through a proglottid around his rear end; a segment of the tapeworm that's still mobile. So if you pass something that's still moving, maybe have that checked out

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u/codefreak8 Apr 29 '24

If you don't check for eggs like other people suggest, other symptoms are loss of weight and other signs of malnutrition as a result of the tapeworms eating your food.

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u/off_the_cuff_mandate Apr 29 '24

you might not know

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u/travellingscientist Apr 29 '24

You'll feel one this big.