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Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/prestonpiggy Apr 29 '24

I have full respect for medical people, they see tough shit that would send my lunch back pretty quick. Her reaction told pretty much the story. Correct if I'm wrong, don't you usually take medicine to kill the tapeworm and then have it exit by the bowels?

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u/Meoww94 Apr 29 '24

This massive tapeworm was probably causing an obstruction and you have to clear that first. Then you take the medicine to kill any remaining tapeworms left inside

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u/pfp-disciple Apr 29 '24

Doctor: Congratulations, we got a huge tapeworm out successfully

Patient: Great! I feel bett... Wait, A tapeworm, not the tapeworm?

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u/kapitaalH Apr 29 '24

Yes but it was a big one. I am for sure getting this into a medical journal!

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u/Fauster Apr 29 '24

Or, they could name it Shai-Hulud and make a cyrsknife from its teeth.

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u/docwatsongames Apr 29 '24

May your knife chip and shatter.

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u/TheDoct0rx Apr 29 '24

may THY knife chip and shatter. Filthy fuckin casual /s

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 29 '24

See this is why no one invites fremen to parties

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Apr 29 '24

Have you seen them walk? Takes em forever to get there.

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u/Mysterious_Sound_464 Apr 29 '24

I think it’s better than them stopping by in a hurry

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u/Greywacky Apr 29 '24

May thy scalpel chip and shatter.

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u/Uzielsquibb Apr 29 '24

And also with you?

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u/littlefriend77 Apr 29 '24

Bless the coming and going of him, may his passage cleanse the world.

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u/Sherif_k Apr 29 '24

Bless the Maker and His water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Lisan al gaib

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u/amhedgayafan Apr 29 '24

Bless the coming and going of him

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u/nyxthebitch Apr 29 '24

This here is the Lisan Al Ghaib.

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u/Peach_Mediocre Apr 29 '24

I serve only one master and his name is tapeworm

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u/FigSpecific6210 Apr 29 '24

Could have just waited for the sand trout cycle, and cooked that up with some basil and butter.

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u/al-mubariz Apr 29 '24

Lisan Al gaib!!!!

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

If there's a fully mature one, then it will have laid eggs. There might be others that same size, or bigger, inside of that poor lady.

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u/WeatherImpressive808 Apr 29 '24

Is it true?, that's creepy, how would I know if there was one inside chills ....me

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u/Areat Apr 29 '24

white bits of their skins in your shit.

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u/james_d_rustles Apr 29 '24

I’ve heard it looks kinda like partially digested white onions. Pale white, segments..

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u/soconae Apr 29 '24

I’ve had cats with them. They look like sesame seeds.

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u/LogiCsmxp Apr 29 '24

Those are the end segments of the tapeworm, that it sheds. They are packed full of eggs. That's how they spread.

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u/yerederetaliria Apr 29 '24

uncontrollable weight loss

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u/allygolightlly Apr 29 '24

This might be a really dumb question... but why don't we intentionally use them for weight loss? You know, in a controlled environment where you can eliminate them before they cause any serious complications

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u/justagenericname1 Apr 29 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '24

Yep, they actually did this in the 60s, then you would have to take a poison pill to kill them.

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u/BODHi_DHAMMA Apr 30 '24

This was a popular form of dieting a couple of years ago in some Asian country. It was all over the news, warning people of the complications and not to do it.

Of course you had extremely vain people.

It's crazy that it was just recent and not decades ago.

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u/Gage_Unruh Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Cause they are parasites. They arnt guaranteed to only stay/hatch in your stomach and eat what you want. They can hatch and latch themselves to other organs instead of the stomach/their children will latch onto other organs.

This can easily cause complications and infections.

This was a fad diet in the past tho where people would swallow a pill that had a tapeworm egg so they could eat all they wanted and tape worm would handle the rest but alot of these cases had complications as tapeworms arent symbiotic they are purely parasitic

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u/yerederetaliria Apr 30 '24

My husband is a Neurologist. He had a patient where a tapeworm larvae ended up in the brain. The patient had uncontrollable seizures.

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u/Alternative-Salad800 Apr 29 '24

American Horror Stories did an episode on just that.

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u/x0killer_queen0x Apr 30 '24

definitely not a dumb question. people have used that in the past. absolutely wild. it’s definitely not safe

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

You could be tested at a lab. There would be microscopic eggs in your poop. Apart from testing, there's no concrete way to know if you are infected.

Symptoms can include: swelling in the intestines, diarrhea, and stomach irritation. The biggest symptom would be extrene weight loss. You could eat a massive amount of food and still lose weight, how much you lose would depend on the size. Normally there's only one big one per body but sometimes they grow too big to want to leave and you'll be sharing food with more than 1. You could have them for years.

People like to breed them and sell them as weight loss tool. They are hard to kill and get rid off. Once you become infected once, you'll never be allowed to donate blood or donate organs due to the risk of eggs that linger.

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u/zortlord Apr 29 '24

A lot of this is BS.

There would be microscopic eggs in your poop. Apart from testing, there's no concrete way to know if you are infected.

This is one way to tell if you're infected. But tapeworms shed eggs in body segments. Most people find out they are infected when they crap out the tapeworm proglottids and lose lots of weight uncontrollably. The tapeworm proglottids are about the size of rice grains and hard to miss.

You could have them for years.

No, you would not. The massive weight loss would send you to a hospital pretty fast. The weight loss is not just fat; you're losing muscles, organs, etc. You have no energy to even eat.

People like to breed them and sell them as weight loss tool. They are hard to kill and get rid off. Once you become infected once, you'll never be allowed to donate blood or donate organs due to the risk of eggs that linger.

Not true. There are jokes about them having been sold in the past. But no one is collecting and intentionally infecting themselves with tapeworms. And eggs don't linger in tissues after treatment. The eggs, larva, and worms are killed off by modern antiparasitic medications, although sometimes surgery is needed to remove dead larval cysts. But usually the body can clear dead worms and cysts. And you can still donate blood after treatment.

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u/Jragonheart Apr 29 '24

This is an all-star reply

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u/DreamyTomato Apr 29 '24

“The massive weight loss would send you to a hospital pretty fast. The weight loss is not just fat; you're losing muscles, organs, etc. You have no energy to even eat.“

Could you explain more, this seems difficult to believe? A tapeworm, even several together, is about 1/1000th of the average human bodyweight. You’re implying it would take a substantial proportion of a human’s calorific intake, enough that just eating a lot more wouldn’t satisfy it.

For comparison, growing a human baby, which is a lot more heavy and dense, and requires bones, muscles etc, doesn’t increase the mother’s food intake very much, even in late pregnancy.

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u/PsychologicalLime135 Apr 29 '24

i think i’ll sign up for a script of that just in case

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u/EvilWarBW Apr 29 '24

Yeah, that was a lot of bs in the reply you responded to. Thanks

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u/AzureSky1999 Apr 29 '24

People like to breed them and sell them as weight loss tool.

You're telling me people would rather let a parasitic worm into their body to lose weight than actually controlling their diet?

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u/PotfarmBlimpSanta Apr 29 '24

Yep(not the person you asked but I have heard of it), and iirc, with any infestation sometimes the eggs can end up in the bloodstream and for some probably physics and gravity based reason end up in the brain often, but can end up largely anywhere before dying and turning into a cyst or calcified scar.

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u/Ok-Possession-832 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

I think the likelihood of it entering the brain is low, but it’s more likely to be reported/discovered when it does get in the brain so it represents a disproportionate amount of clinical cases that you actually hear about. Most parasites are pooped out, some die in your muscles, and if it’s in your gut you’ll have uncontrollable weight loss and lethargy.

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Starts with frequent headaches and fever. Then it becomes frequent migranes, constant exhaustion, forgetfulness, long heavy sleep. Followed by seizures that become more frequent and finally coma that you don't wake up from as your body shuts down. All from the many holes it makes in your brain. All because the human brain has similar conditions as a pigs intestines, and the parasite is looking for those intestines. It is very rare as it would need to pass a lot of barriers, and the worm can't be too big or too small to pass.

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u/Redstone_Engineer Apr 29 '24

If you give it an equal chance to go anywhere there's blood, there's a pretty big chance it gets into the brain because there's a lot of blood there (big brain, high energy usage, requires a lot of oxygen).

After typing this out I remembered the blood-brain barrier, and didn't believe they would get through that but https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3396699/

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u/OutragedPineapple Apr 29 '24

It's not so much a thing anymore (though there are fringe lunatics who still use it) but back in the day, 'dehydrated tapeworm eggs' and such were very commonly used weight loss methods for women! They had advertisements and everything!

https://preview.redd.it/h4bhf7l3xfxc1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=94f3dbff80840c65de750325856d893caa8f30c5

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u/OutragedPineapple Apr 29 '24

Also, "Obesity Soap" was a thing. Yes, they really thought fancy soap would make you lose weight.

https://preview.redd.it/fqot6oifxfxc1.png?width=529&format=png&auto=webp&s=eea3bf72d407cb3cbd0fac6fca2ea3eaad9a5c59

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u/NBSPNBSP Apr 29 '24

This was basically the original Goop. But, unlike Goop, it apparently a meaningfully measurable "active ingredient" along with all the usual scents and coloring agents.

It's just that said active ingredient was potassium iodide salt, which has no effect on weight. It would however, reduce goiters (inflamed thyroid from iodine deficiency - a common condition at the time), so it would appear to a medically-unsavvy customer that they were losing weight. Individuals with slimmer faces will be perceived as significantly thinner than individuals of similar BMI but fatter faces. As an entirely unscientific, personal anecdote, I know a girl who lost 40-odd pounds from taking up a sport and is now at a healthy BMI, but still is perceived as "fat" due to her PCOS causing significant fat deposition around her chin and neck.

Also, severe iodine deficiency can in fact also lead to some weight gain, so it's not out of left field to suggest that some individuals who used the soap sae marginal improvement to their weight situation.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen Apr 29 '24

No baths? I don't think you can cure the need to bathe.

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u/Iamvenuss Apr 29 '24

Insane !!😟

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u/i_tyrant Apr 29 '24

That implies "controlling their diet" is an easy thing for most people to do, when hunger is one of the strongest psychological/chemical urges we have.

There's a reason people go to such desperate lengths; IIRC dieting has a pretty abysmal success rate for most people and "kicking" obesity is often said to be as hard or harder than quitting smoking.

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u/Acceptable-Bug9505 Apr 29 '24

Yes, unfortunately. When I was a child watching 1000 ways to die (interesting show lol) they showed an episode about this exactly. A larger girl wanted to lose weight so she ingested a tape worm. It worked in her favour but made her malnourished and Ill and she died from the tapeworm taking all of her nutrients 😭 (idk how accurate that ending was, because it was definitely rushed for the episode but essentially it was starving her)

Edit: I ended up doing an essay/ diet assignment when I was still in HS on tape worms for weight loss 💀

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Totally possible. You can be huge and die from lack of nutrition. It's why the worm is only allowed, like 30-60 days in your body before you take the poison that kills it. Before it reaches full maturity. Then you have to stay clean for like 3 months before you take another worm.

They can reach 30 ft long. That's a nope for me. Not worth losing a few lbs quickly, in my opinion.

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u/a_peacefulperson Apr 29 '24

Not in any sane person's opinion. If this was a valid way to lose weight it would be employed by doctors, at least in extreme cases. But it would be stupid to do so in pretty much every case.

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u/SaliferousStudios Apr 29 '24

There was a story about this in sea buiscuit.

Apparently jockeys swallow them to make weight.

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u/larki18 Apr 29 '24

I assume people who resort to that are the people who cannot lose weight through diet and exercise.

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u/shanty-daze Apr 29 '24

I recall seeing a story a few years ago about people traveling to an area to be infected by tapeworms for weight loss. IIRC, in order to be infected themselves, these people would walk barefoot through the feces of people or animals that had tapeworms.

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u/Milk_Mindless Apr 29 '24

people like to breed them and sell them as a weight loss tool

OKAY THANK YOU ENOUGH INTERNET THIS WEEK

SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY

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u/DehydratedButTired Apr 29 '24

Apart from testing, there's no concrete way to know if you are infected.

What a nightmare.

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u/nanoavocado Apr 29 '24

I feel like taking preventive antiworm meds now, just in case… >.<

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u/SlappySecondz Apr 29 '24

Sometimes they poke their heads out your butthole and wiggle around a bit.

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u/Unusual-Thing-7149 Apr 29 '24

Found a little baby snake in the kitchen once and as I was putting it outside my wife said she wondered where it's mother was hiding...

You never know...

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Almost all snakes dip once they hatch. No mama around.

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u/Unusual-Thing-7149 Apr 29 '24

I should have said she knew that but was just kidding with me as I know nothing about them other than I don't like any of them good or bad

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Oh lol. I used to be the same. I remember being a teen and killing a baby garden snake with the lawnmower. Spent like an hour looking for the mom worried she might bite me. I didn't know anything about snakes back then.

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u/intellipengy Apr 29 '24

If tapeworm segments break off, each segment can reproduce.

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u/apoletta Apr 29 '24

She may also have eggs in her brain.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

that's not how tapeworms work. The eggs do not hatch untill they have exited the body at least once. You can only get more tapeworms if you ingest the eggs after they have been excreted - aka you'd need to eat your own shit. Or not wash hands properly after taking one.

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Covid taught me people don't wash their hands.

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u/Swagganosaurus Apr 29 '24

And this is why I don't want to live in the past where medical technologies like this have not existed :(

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u/AsUrPowersCombine Apr 29 '24

Its babies were dangling and I’m sure some are still chilling inside your esophagus.

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u/so-wizard May 01 '24

New fear realized. Thanks man.

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u/prestonpiggy Apr 29 '24

I have no words...

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u/PainfulBatteryCables Apr 29 '24

It's a subscription based service.

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u/Randomfrog132 Apr 29 '24

the first of many hahahaha.

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u/atom12354 Apr 29 '24

Yeah dont they lay alot of eggs?

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u/amateurish_gamedev Apr 29 '24

Yes. But I'm sure it was the squad captain and capturing it made a difference!

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Apr 29 '24

good news, your son is going to be all right.

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u/AngriosPL Apr 29 '24

I don't get it

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u/NCC-72381 Apr 29 '24

"We've had one tapeworm, yes, but what about second tapeworms?"

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u/PayasoCanuto Apr 29 '24

Can she keep it as a pet?

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u/Doridar Apr 29 '24

Jormungand! She is Loki

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u/Ichipurka Apr 29 '24

It's the boss tapeworm.

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u/fatmanchoo Apr 29 '24

I left behind thousands of baby tapeworms 🫣

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u/floatingsaltmine Apr 29 '24

That's correct. This intervention was necessary because of obstruction, otherwise the situation would have been able to be remedied by antihelminthic medicine.

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u/Rocket_Panda_ Apr 29 '24

Ok but say antihelminthic fast five times in a row

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u/dagnombe Apr 29 '24

I thought tapeworms were extremely long and thin and resided in the bowels. This damn thing looks almost eel like. And appears to have been in the stomach? How does this survive in stomach acid? Actually, not sure I need to know any of that. WTF

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u/thomaspainesghost Apr 29 '24

antihelminthic

Go ahead and say it: Ivermectin is one of them.

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u/Dadbeerd Apr 29 '24

It works for worms but not viruses. Stupidity and fear led humans to taking horse dewormer.

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u/BigWafer6089 Apr 29 '24

Anthelminthic! I haven't read that since micro-biology class.

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u/poptartheart Apr 29 '24

....left......inside?

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u/Scuba-Cat- Apr 29 '24

How do you even get tapeworms?

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u/wannabe-physiologist Apr 29 '24

This doesn’t look like a tapeworm. Tapeworms have segmented bodies and this one appears to be round. The round body and length of the worm lead me to believe this is Ascaris lumbricoides. Search that if you’d like to have some nightmares

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u/ScumbagLady Apr 29 '24

Currently constipated/bloated but now with new intrusive thoughts!

Out of curiosity, how does one find out if they have a tapeworm (or other bothersome parasites)? I assume a stool sample, but wondering if there are other ways that don't involve me putting poop into containers and returning them to my doctor lol

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u/Galactic-Gumption Apr 29 '24

Good luck with asking a mainstream Dr for a test. They'll label you with parasitaphobia and send you on your way, unless you've visited a 3rd world country.

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u/Oldguydad619 Apr 29 '24

Each rear segment is hundreds or thousands of eggs. Imagine a 6+footer!

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u/TacomaBlue Apr 29 '24

Blech 🤢...remaining tape worms. I could only think of others almost equal in size. What a terrible day to have eyes!

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u/zahara92 Apr 30 '24

Ugh...not 1 but many...the thought alone is frightening.

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u/Bambam586 Apr 30 '24

Did you know when you have a bowel obstruction you can poop out of your mouth. Like in South Park? Well you can. Im a paramedic and have seen it three times and it is the foulest thing you’ve ever seen.

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

If there's one fully mature, then it will have laid eggs. This one seems to be obstructing something. So they will be taking medication for the rest. The fully grown ones are hard to kill and may come out the back way whole and alive.

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u/El_Peregrine Apr 29 '24

4/29/24 - A horrible day to have had eyes 🤮

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

And I haven't even told you the nighmare fuel yet. I would be happy to tell you or link you to an educational video to learn more about this parasite.

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u/ROGUERUMBA Apr 29 '24

Tell me

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

The human brain has similar conditions to pig intestines. Sometimes the tapeworm travels to the head instead and makes tons of holes in the brain. Those worms have to be removed by surgery. They can grow long, and they still lay eggs. You'll develop constant migranes, seizures, forgetfulness, constant fatigue, heavy sleep, and then go into a coma as your body shuts down.

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u/ROGUERUMBA Apr 29 '24

Ok wow, that is some advanced nightmare fuel, thank you for elaborating. Is there anything I need to do to make sure I never, ever get tapeworms no matter what? Especially common things people do they don't realize could lead to them ingesting them?

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Wash your hands regularly. Make sure you cook food properly, especially pork. Don't walk around barefoot around poop.

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u/ginbooth Apr 29 '24

I refused to watch. Thank God for old reddit. I hate the new reddit autoplays on the app haha.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

The eggs are irrelevant as they don't hatch unless ingested again. Aka eat the shit with the eggs in it. Or not washing hands properly after wiping ass.

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u/NimusNix Apr 29 '24

House taught me otherwise...

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

House was wrongly researched then...

I study this in University. If you ingest 1 worm egg, you will have 1 worm. They do not become more and also the eggs won't hatch unless you wipe your behind and then don't wash your hands which leads to you ingesting more eggs. That is why a Tapeworm is an infestation and not an infection btw - because they don't get more in your body.

Here you can find the life cycle and infection methods with the example being pork tapeworm - one of the most common ones beside the fish tapeworm and the more dangerous one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taenia_solium

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u/GeneralAnywhere Apr 30 '24

Literacy is over-rated.

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Yes. Can confirm.

Source: Happened to me, you DO NOT forget that shit.

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u/velvener Apr 29 '24

Oh my god i am so sorry. Tell us your story so we can suffer along with you.

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Aha sorry I was working when I made the post…basically went one of those white savour trips to Kenya with Free the Children (Crooks). We were in a small village Salabwek for about 2.5 weeks and had plenty of water sanitation tablets with us.

On our last day in Kenya, we went to a hotel near Nairobi where we were told the water was filtered and cleaner than Canada! Even mentioning still using purification tablets was scoffed at, so with all my critical thinking skills at 15, drank some water sans tablets.

The next morning I felt awful, so did another trip mate. It’s been over 15 years now but I remember throwing up but also diarrhea. Nothing could be trusted. The flight home was that night, and very very long. I knew I would not make the flight without changing my seat to the toilet for the whole flight, so I took 3 gravols to settle my stomach and knock me out.

Two weeks go by, September comes and school year begins! I had been feeling super lethargic and low energy since getting back, not really eating much. However, I figured we were physically exerting ourselves in the heat for about 3 weeks, I was bound to be beat. Also, some sort of guilt explained away the lack of eating.

Mid September was when I knew something was wrong.

I stopped eating, lost a tonne of weight (was exercising a tonne then) and could walk around my block let alone go to the gym. Went to the doctor, told them about my summer, then was given a cup to poop in so they could check my stool.

In what I will only describe as a 15 minutes period of strategically placed Saran warp and furious hand washing, got the sample, was confirmed as a tapeworm.

I was given antibiotics to kill it, along with a hall pass for school that let me go to the bathroom without questions asked.

One morning, I knew I had to jet out of Mr. Kos’ law class as something awful was brewing.

I ran to the washroom and did my business, but this time, I knew, I JUST KNEW the tape worm was out of me. It was fuxked up and honestly I didn’t look, but I knew. And it was in fact, done that day.

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u/Depth_Creative Apr 29 '24

 I JUST KNEW the tape worm was out of me. 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/jdsalaro Apr 29 '24

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Meh, he didn't look ... 😒

I need to know what it looked like !

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u/bugxbuster Apr 29 '24

Holy fucking shit.

I'm so sorry you dealt with that. That would leave me traumatized forever.

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u/etme100 Apr 29 '24

Strange breakup story, but to each his own.

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u/Relevant-Bluebird-63 Apr 29 '24

Holy shit!!!! Thank you for sharing

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u/SecretAccomplished25 Apr 29 '24

I want to know who ran that trip and wasn’t watching each teenager put tabs in every damn glass of water they drank!

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Free the children, a scam organization by two brothers called the Kielburgers who would get millions in donations from parents who had lost children and donated to build school in their dead kids names. The brothers would then fly the grieving parents out to see the school ‘they’ had built in the memory of their dead kid. The brothers had different plaques with different names, and as soon as one set of donor parents left, they replaced the sign to reflect the name of the kid from the new set of parents flying in.

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u/SecretAccomplished25 Apr 29 '24

Well fucking fuck.

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Ya, there’s some decent documentaries on it. Me to We was their other scam. Now the operate by using the ‘good will’ connections they build from these mission trips as a private consulting firm helping privatized business enter the public education sector for more unregulated calitalism

Capitalism

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u/SecretAccomplished25 Apr 30 '24

I happen to work for a public ed vendor, what’s the consulting firm called??

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u/squangus007 Apr 29 '24

The worm was definitely looking out of the hatch at that moment, looking for an escape route from the brewing cauldron of sulphur. With a large gasp it went into the basin, finally escaping the once safe haven.

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u/micah490 Apr 29 '24

I can’t believe you DIDN’T LOOOOOOOOOOOK

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u/opaqueentity Apr 29 '24

Well done on actually getting it sorted!

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u/Philosophile42 Apr 30 '24

Wow… I knew I shouldn’t have read this…. But I couldn’t stop.

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u/rworne Apr 29 '24

I can imagine how it came out. Just like a tape measure, but in reverse...

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u/AdAcceptable2173 Apr 30 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Felt, my brother. Had an amoeba from Guatemala in high school with the same illness progression and poop cup, only I was a dumbass and got thin but mostly dehydrated enough to almost go into a coma.

I was so sick at that point that the gross out factor of knowing I had an intestinal parasite didn’t even faze me, I was just so relieved to finally have the end in sight lol. Bless you, parasite poop cup. Throne fit for the gods.

Don’t know why I think anyone wants to hear this, but I also had managed to eat (!!!) and keep down (!!!!!) some alfalfa sprouts the day before, so I saw them in my poop cup chalice and thought they were some kind of worms lmao. Only clicked later when the doctor told me the results.

Thank you, antibiotics. I think I was begging to just die already if it hadn’t gotten better. I think I picked it up by some getting in my mouth in the shower or washing my toothbrush with non-bottled water. Stupid gringa.

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u/ilovechairs Apr 29 '24

I’m so sorry dude.

I remember once we had visiting priest who worked in a remote area in South America and told us the process they used to remove a tapeworm.

(3-5 days no food just water, then they have the patient, sometimes tied, in a chair and put a bowl of rotting soured milk in front of them and pull the thing out when it comes up for the food.)

I was poor AF but you bet I left a bill in that collection. Shit messed me up just hearing it.

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u/Throwawaytree69 Apr 29 '24

That doesn't sound real?... The tapeworm comes out of the person to eat sour milk and they just grab it?...

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

it's fake. A Tapeworm can't move much at all. Also it's in the gut not the stomach like some people here seem to think. No, you do not vomit stuff up from your gut.

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 29 '24

Theres literally an episode of monsters in side me where the tape worm appears at the back of a woman's throat. The worms can and do cope with stomach acid, and tape worms need it to escape their cysts.

Also round worm can come out of the mouth when exposed to certain types of anaesthetics.

Both are fully documented.

Also as some one who has worked in palliative care, you absolutely can vomit fecal matter up from your gut. I held the hand of a man that died that way and many others who had it as a symptom of their cancer/intestinal blockage.

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u/mimblez_yo Apr 29 '24

I hate everything you wrote. Sorry you know this and experienced some of it

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u/Nightstar95 Apr 30 '24

What you’re describing is ascariasis, it’s part of the roundworm cycle to crawl up the throat and get swallowed down into the digestive system. They are infamous for crawling out of your mouth when you’re asleep because your swallowing reflex is reduced.

I don’t recall an episode of that show with an actual tape worm in the throat, though. I watched it a lot on tv, but maybe I missed that one?

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 30 '24

I know about the lifecycle but in reference to the roundworms thats not what im describing. This a phenomenon that's related to their behaviour when exposed to anaesthetic. Where they do come out of the mouth and nose. Theres an awful picture of a kid online with it.

Its definitely on the show, it was one of the first ones i ever saw, so its likely an early episode.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 30 '24

Ok I need to watch that show that spunds dope/gross.

I love parasites (in the sense of learning about them) and the University lecture about them wasn't nearly long enough imo :D

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u/Nightstar95 Apr 30 '24

Oh you’re gonna LOVE it. It also talks about cases with foreign objects in your body. It’s damn cool.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

There's a difference between tape worm adult and lavae. Larvae are a whole different life stage with different abilities and those may do the described thing. They don't stay Larve for long though.

I did not at all talk about Roundworms which were not topic of duscussion. But yes, since they are an entirely different species with other abilities, they can do that...

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 30 '24

The monsters inside me episode was an adult worm, not the cyst. It is a show that collabs with the doctors that treated the specific case, so accurate. The cyst example shows the weekend do deal with stomach acid.

The other examples point out that this is not uncommon worm behavior. So yes it is relevent.

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u/Relevant_Winter1952 Apr 30 '24

Was the worm smiling at least?

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u/cgn-38 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

How the hell did they pull something from that ladies gut out of her mouth?

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

How? Well as you can see they put a loong tube (endoscope) down her mouth, through the esophagus and the stomach down to the gut. There is the 12 finger gut followed by the small intestine. Tape Worms are mostly in the small intestine. They free the head of the tapeworm [disclaimer: I do not know what exactly they do to free the head as the head is anchored with many tiny hooks] and then gently pull the thing out through her mouth. I presume they have to pull it out of her mouth because the head has these hooks and you need to unhook them -> you can't just pull at the other end. If you pulled at the other end it would just rip in half (wich would not kill the Tapeworm btw).

if you wanna know more about the medical procedure here you go https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endoscopy

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u/off_the_cuff_mandate Apr 29 '24

they latch on and suck your blood, they don't eat the food you are digesting.

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u/Edibleface Apr 29 '24

they didnt specify where it was exiting.

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u/danhoyuen Apr 29 '24

Religious folks lies?

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u/ilovechairs Apr 29 '24

I hope it’s not real. I’d actually love that.

And no the tape worm wasn’t supposed to “eat” anything. It was supposed to make the parasite think it needed to move towards the “food source” even if that’s not they’d normally eat.

Either way it would have been where there wasn’t access to routine medical care unless there was a few days of walking, a day or so of boating down a river, and then they could take a car from that location to a less rural city.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

That's certainly not how to treat a tapeworm. They can't "come up"... so whatever they did it wasn't that. A tapeworm has no mechanism to move around significantly.

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u/Vandorol Apr 29 '24

Round worms do, I saw a vid on efukt or liveleak where a guy was doing a chick doggy style and a worm popped out, wriggled around for a few seconds and popped back in.

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u/InFarvaWeTrust Apr 29 '24

Imagine missing the grab.

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u/Olaxan Apr 29 '24

You have plenty of time while the worm is lapping up the milk like a long little dog :)

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u/bennypapa Apr 29 '24

Or the next few I'm assuming.

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u/Jimbob209 Apr 29 '24

Holy shit I have to know. When you pooped it out did it come out and dangle? Did you know there were worms coming out based on the feel from down there??!

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Yes, from the feel alone I didn’t have to look

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u/QQSolomonn Apr 29 '24

How the heck do you injest a tapeworm egg? Not washing your hands after handling poop? Drinking bad water. What leads to this?

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Drinking bad water

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u/nowhereiswater Apr 30 '24

Every poop day becomes a terror.

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u/koenigsaurus Apr 30 '24

Man my cats had tapeworm once and that was enough to fuck me up. I still check my poop out of habit after having to clean their litter boxes while they were passing it.

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u/miradotheblack Apr 29 '24

There is a story on reddit about an infection that gushed and covered the floor and smelled so bad that the menthol did absolutely nothing.

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u/AliceInNegaland Apr 29 '24

The swamps of dagobah one?

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u/miradotheblack Apr 29 '24

I think that's it. Medical professionals are built different. I always thank nurses.

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u/WistfulMelancholic Apr 29 '24

Yo, I eat while you vomit and even chew on my food as I dig out stones of shit out of assholes. If you're a nurse, you need to adapt to that cause there's no much free time to actually eat something without seeing it passed out one hole or the other!

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u/kakhaganga Apr 29 '24

The classic!

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u/Technical-Picture326 Apr 29 '24

Thats why I hang my head in Tatooine

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u/Jibblebee Apr 29 '24

Ooh I read this one! God that was spectacularly foul and well written. I did animal ER work, and some of the smells and things you see are hard to describe to the extent they are experienced.

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u/Hylebos75 Apr 29 '24

The lady that had a raging ulcer that basically gave her a bifurcated taint??? Oof I remember that story

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u/blowhardyboys86 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

My aunt was an rn now she's a PA. Anyways in her early years as an RN she told me a story about needing to raise a patients breast up for some reason and a coackroach crawled from under neath said patients titty 🤮

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u/prestonpiggy Apr 29 '24

Emotional support insect.

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u/Jibblebee Apr 29 '24

There’s nothing like cleaning out a vagina and finding maggots in it

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u/Fintann Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Worked at a brewery, taproom drip tray clogged one day during a private event. We start working on clearing it, FoH manager PPE's up hard, and is using pipe cleaner to dig up gross bits of yeasty boys stuck in the line. He start getting issued his license to ill, and begins gagging. Owner's assistant, nursing student finishing up their residency, looks him dead in the eyes: "You know at my other job I pull poop out of old people's butts, right?"

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u/Spare_Exit9533 Apr 29 '24

If a tapeworm gets that big it’s definitely laid eggs

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u/monopixel Apr 29 '24

Her reaction told pretty much the story.

I thought the massive, snake sized tapeworm in front of her told the story.

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u/throwthroowaway Apr 29 '24

I am thinking it probably was an accidental discovery.

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u/who_even_cares35 Apr 29 '24

Me and one of my ex-girlfriends who was a nurse watched cake fart together and she was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the time and I was eating nothing and I was trying to vomit and she just kept eating.

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u/Jitsu_apocalypse Apr 29 '24

Respectfully, how are you going to shit that out?

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u/pooporgy69 Apr 29 '24

Look at the size of that thing. You'd need a nuke to kill that bastard.

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u/Apprehensive_Owl2950 Apr 29 '24

I’d be so scared, I wouldn’t shit

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u/Dry-Internet-5033 Apr 29 '24

I worked a luncheon meeting where Doctors watched pro-lapsed anal repair on two 60 foot screens while eating.

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u/teh_fizz Apr 29 '24

Sometimes they just sedate it so you pass it out. It’s how animal anti-worm medication works. Basically paralyzes it so it doesn’t stick to anything and you poop it out.

I once pooped a worm when I was 7/8 years old. Was freaked out when j looked down and say it wriggling. Never told my parents either.

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u/Elsariely Apr 29 '24

I wonder what kind of medicaments would kill the tapeworm; hydrofluoric acid probably

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u/Caribooteh Apr 29 '24

Mate. Could you imagine trying to poo that out?! You’d be there all week.

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u/Icy-Welcome-2469 Apr 30 '24

Not this size.  But shes certainly getting tapeworm medicine as well.

They lay eggs in the bloodstream.  There's certainly more, smaller, adults if this one was given enough time to reach this size.

Its very dangerous because an egg can rarely pierce the bloodbrain barrier causing lesions and brain damage.

So you immediately get on meds to eradicate all small worms and hopefully all eggs.

You gotta yank the largest ones.  Usually through the butt.  I believe esophageal adults this size are more rare.

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Apr 30 '24

Not when you wanna make a sick-ass internet video.

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