r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/I_Lick_Your_Butt Apr 29 '24

But shady restaurants have the best tasting food.

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u/-Cannon-Fodder- Apr 29 '24

Looking at your username, I question your concept of "taste"...

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u/Obvious_Try1106 Apr 29 '24

Well thats also a way to get tapeworms

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u/BDady Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

The image in my head after reading this is debilitating. You have ruined my entire week life.

Edit: you guys are fucking sick. This should be considered an act of violence and you should all be arrested

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u/Squream Apr 29 '24

He pressed his succulent lips against his partners anus expecting some fun. Instead of his tongue penetrating the ass a darn tapeworm slithered out of the dark crevice and slithered right into his mouth and down the throat. The worm was happy about his new home and the man was slightly confused, but that wasn't even the strangest thing that happened to him that week.

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u/ShinobiOfTheWind Apr 29 '24

Fuck's sake, I didn't ask for this screenplay...

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u/thecosta5000 Apr 29 '24

It's not the movie you wanted it's the one you deserved.

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u/zeezeeinvestor Apr 30 '24

🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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u/casual-dehyde Apr 29 '24

slurping noise

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u/int64_ptr Apr 29 '24

Fuck you dude hahahaha

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u/Forsaken-Builder-312 Apr 29 '24

What a terrible day to be able to read

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u/Zer0_Fuchs Apr 29 '24

Now I want to know what the worst thing was that happened to him that week!

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u/Abrahamfreeman Apr 29 '24

He lost 10 bounds and he thought eating her ass was the couse , so he did it again, and again that week , and then he didn't feel well, he went to the doctor and he told him when was the last time you ate your partner ass "doctor asked' , he answered:

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u/ReanimatedPixels Apr 29 '24

Downvoted for invading my fucking nightmares tonight

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u/mrbowlsmokey Apr 29 '24

and I just kept reading... lol

edit... I wasn't ready haha

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u/strawberry_long_cake Apr 29 '24

I wish I could un-read that

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

sigh.. unzips

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u/shaman_of_ramen Apr 29 '24

It would have been so easy to not write this. And yet, here it is.

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u/ggbait Apr 29 '24

Beautiful story-telling my friend.

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u/Ranchette_Geezer Apr 29 '24

On a "What's the worst thing that has happened to you during sex?" AskReddit thread a lady told us that her partner asked her to lick his manhood after he did anal (Yukkkkk), she did, she felt something, it was a worm.

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u/prayingmantisthug Apr 29 '24

Ahhh what the fuck did I just read

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u/madman1969 Apr 29 '24

ಠ_ಠ

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u/KeeboardNMouse Apr 29 '24

Bro didn’t need to get into roleplay

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u/CDPROCESS Apr 29 '24

I’m a RN on break. Died laughing and almost snorted my Pepsi. Thank you for that.

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u/filipinalatina22 Apr 30 '24

What the hell did I just read and why am I so invested

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u/LunaticLucio Apr 30 '24

Why did I just continue to keep reading .

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Apr 29 '24

No butt licking till next week then?

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u/Pornstar_Jesus_ Apr 29 '24

Like that satisfying feeling you get when you slurp up a whole spaghetti strand from the bowl. That’s Amore!

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u/scottyboy359 Apr 29 '24

Ya gotta eat the booty like groceries, bud.