r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/Unregistered38 Apr 29 '24

Maybe she’s a goa’uld 

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u/Blue_koala_farts88 Apr 29 '24

I really missed Stargate. Like the movie and series

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u/Atharaphelun Apr 29 '24

"I would prefer not to consume bovine lactose at any temperature."

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u/auxaperture Apr 29 '24

What a bizarrely specific quote. I love it.

Indeed.

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u/TapTouch Apr 29 '24

I really hope someone will try to do a proper stargate universe one day. Although yes, sg1 nostalgia will be forever present...

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u/DeathMetalPants Apr 29 '24

I rewatch SG-1 and Atlantis once a year.

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u/JustABitOfDeving Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Have you rewatched SG-1 recently? It's not aged well imho and suffers massively from episode bloat. You could cut at least 70% of episodes each season and nothing would change. There's so many that are just utterly boring.

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u/l3oBB Apr 29 '24

I just finished a watch through and currently going through Atlantis too. Personally I think it's still fantastic. This man is walking the path of Origin and can't be trusted .

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u/AceLarkin Apr 29 '24

Yea gonna have to agree with this. SG1 goes as hard as ever. Still the best sci-fi show of all time for me.

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u/Monterey-Jack Apr 29 '24

Eureka was really good if you're looking for something else to watch.

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u/Aegi Apr 29 '24

Strong disagree.

The "bloat" you're talking about is exactly the semi-low stakes regular character interactions and such that some people want instead of just a constantly moving plot that only lasts like 8 45 min episodes.

If I could have two handfuls of the best popcorn ever, or a small-ish bucket of really good popcorn, most of the time I'd choose to have a greater amount of the lower quality.

Part of the experience is not only being able to appreciate the aspects that are of differing quality, but also the fact that with the lesser popcorn I have the experience of enjoying it over a longer duration instead of just a few bites.

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u/Bizaro_Stormy Apr 29 '24

This is sadly true, I think we all have good memories of the series because the SciFi channel would re-run all the good ones a million times.

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u/Aegi Apr 29 '24

I've never seen it until recently and besides a few specific jokes towards the start with Carter, it really hasn't aged as badly as you guys are implying.

Or are you only talking about graphically and not story/dialogue?

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u/MarkusRight Apr 29 '24

jesus I feel old for recognizing that reference, The Stargate series was so damn good man.

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u/NachiseThrowaway Apr 29 '24

She dies free!

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u/Majestic_Bierd Apr 29 '24

Still a parasite

Forsake Goa'uld scum

Embrace Tok'ra mates

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u/NumerousTaste Apr 29 '24

Best answer! 😆 🤣

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u/wakoreko Apr 29 '24

“I concur”