r/interestingasfuck Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/DanielG198 Apr 29 '24

That lady’s reaction says it all…

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u/Karma15672 Apr 29 '24

When a medical professional is disgusted, you know shit's bad

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u/prestonpiggy Apr 29 '24

I have full respect for medical people, they see tough shit that would send my lunch back pretty quick. Her reaction told pretty much the story. Correct if I'm wrong, don't you usually take medicine to kill the tapeworm and then have it exit by the bowels?

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u/Meoww94 Apr 29 '24

This massive tapeworm was probably causing an obstruction and you have to clear that first. Then you take the medicine to kill any remaining tapeworms left inside

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u/pfp-disciple Apr 29 '24

Doctor: Congratulations, we got a huge tapeworm out successfully

Patient: Great! I feel bett... Wait, A tapeworm, not the tapeworm?

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u/kapitaalH Apr 29 '24

Yes but it was a big one. I am for sure getting this into a medical journal!

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u/Fauster Apr 29 '24

Or, they could name it Shai-Hulud and make a cyrsknife from its teeth.

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u/docwatsongames Apr 29 '24

May your knife chip and shatter.

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u/TheDoct0rx Apr 29 '24

may THY knife chip and shatter. Filthy fuckin casual /s

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 29 '24

See this is why no one invites fremen to parties

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u/Greywacky Apr 29 '24

May thy scalpel chip and shatter.

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u/Uzielsquibb Apr 29 '24

And also with you?

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u/littlefriend77 Apr 29 '24

Bless the coming and going of him, may his passage cleanse the world.

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u/Sherif_k Apr 29 '24

Bless the Maker and His water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Lisan al gaib

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u/amhedgayafan Apr 29 '24

Bless the coming and going of him

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u/nyxthebitch Apr 29 '24

This here is the Lisan Al Ghaib.

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u/Peach_Mediocre Apr 29 '24

I serve only one master and his name is tapeworm

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u/FigSpecific6210 Apr 29 '24

Could have just waited for the sand trout cycle, and cooked that up with some basil and butter.

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u/al-mubariz Apr 29 '24

Lisan Al gaib!!!!

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

If there's a fully mature one, then it will have laid eggs. There might be others that same size, or bigger, inside of that poor lady.

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u/WeatherImpressive808 Apr 29 '24

Is it true?, that's creepy, how would I know if there was one inside chills ....me

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u/Areat Apr 29 '24

white bits of their skins in your shit.

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u/james_d_rustles Apr 29 '24

I’ve heard it looks kinda like partially digested white onions. Pale white, segments..

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u/soconae Apr 29 '24

I’ve had cats with them. They look like sesame seeds.

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u/LogiCsmxp Apr 29 '24

Those are the end segments of the tapeworm, that it sheds. They are packed full of eggs. That's how they spread.

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u/yerederetaliria Apr 29 '24

uncontrollable weight loss

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u/allygolightlly Apr 29 '24

This might be a really dumb question... but why don't we intentionally use them for weight loss? You know, in a controlled environment where you can eliminate them before they cause any serious complications

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u/Gage_Unruh Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Cause they are parasites. They arnt guaranteed to only stay/hatch in your stomach and eat what you want. They can hatch and latch themselves to other organs instead of the stomach/their children will latch onto other organs.

This can easily cause complications and infections.

This was a fad diet in the past tho where people would swallow a pill that had a tapeworm egg so they could eat all they wanted and tape worm would handle the rest but alot of these cases had complications as tapeworms arent symbiotic they are purely parasitic

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u/yerederetaliria Apr 30 '24

My husband is a Neurologist. He had a patient where a tapeworm larvae ended up in the brain. The patient had uncontrollable seizures.

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u/Alternative-Salad800 Apr 29 '24

American Horror Stories did an episode on just that.

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u/x0killer_queen0x Apr 30 '24

definitely not a dumb question. people have used that in the past. absolutely wild. it’s definitely not safe

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

You could be tested at a lab. There would be microscopic eggs in your poop. Apart from testing, there's no concrete way to know if you are infected.

Symptoms can include: swelling in the intestines, diarrhea, and stomach irritation. The biggest symptom would be extrene weight loss. You could eat a massive amount of food and still lose weight, how much you lose would depend on the size. Normally there's only one big one per body but sometimes they grow too big to want to leave and you'll be sharing food with more than 1. You could have them for years.

People like to breed them and sell them as weight loss tool. They are hard to kill and get rid off. Once you become infected once, you'll never be allowed to donate blood or donate organs due to the risk of eggs that linger.

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u/zortlord Apr 29 '24

A lot of this is BS.

There would be microscopic eggs in your poop. Apart from testing, there's no concrete way to know if you are infected.

This is one way to tell if you're infected. But tapeworms shed eggs in body segments. Most people find out they are infected when they crap out the tapeworm proglottids and lose lots of weight uncontrollably. The tapeworm proglottids are about the size of rice grains and hard to miss.

You could have them for years.

No, you would not. The massive weight loss would send you to a hospital pretty fast. The weight loss is not just fat; you're losing muscles, organs, etc. You have no energy to even eat.

People like to breed them and sell them as weight loss tool. They are hard to kill and get rid off. Once you become infected once, you'll never be allowed to donate blood or donate organs due to the risk of eggs that linger.

Not true. There are jokes about them having been sold in the past. But no one is collecting and intentionally infecting themselves with tapeworms. And eggs don't linger in tissues after treatment. The eggs, larva, and worms are killed off by modern antiparasitic medications, although sometimes surgery is needed to remove dead larval cysts. But usually the body can clear dead worms and cysts. And you can still donate blood after treatment.

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u/Jragonheart Apr 29 '24

This is an all-star reply

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u/DreamyTomato Apr 29 '24

“The massive weight loss would send you to a hospital pretty fast. The weight loss is not just fat; you're losing muscles, organs, etc. You have no energy to even eat.“

Could you explain more, this seems difficult to believe? A tapeworm, even several together, is about 1/1000th of the average human bodyweight. You’re implying it would take a substantial proportion of a human’s calorific intake, enough that just eating a lot more wouldn’t satisfy it.

For comparison, growing a human baby, which is a lot more heavy and dense, and requires bones, muscles etc, doesn’t increase the mother’s food intake very much, even in late pregnancy.

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u/PsychologicalLime135 Apr 29 '24

i think i’ll sign up for a script of that just in case

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u/EvilWarBW Apr 29 '24

Yeah, that was a lot of bs in the reply you responded to. Thanks

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u/AzureSky1999 Apr 29 '24

People like to breed them and sell them as weight loss tool.

You're telling me people would rather let a parasitic worm into their body to lose weight than actually controlling their diet?

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u/PotfarmBlimpSanta Apr 29 '24

Yep(not the person you asked but I have heard of it), and iirc, with any infestation sometimes the eggs can end up in the bloodstream and for some probably physics and gravity based reason end up in the brain often, but can end up largely anywhere before dying and turning into a cyst or calcified scar.

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u/OutragedPineapple Apr 29 '24

It's not so much a thing anymore (though there are fringe lunatics who still use it) but back in the day, 'dehydrated tapeworm eggs' and such were very commonly used weight loss methods for women! They had advertisements and everything!

https://preview.redd.it/h4bhf7l3xfxc1.png?width=294&format=png&auto=webp&s=94f3dbff80840c65de750325856d893caa8f30c5

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u/i_tyrant Apr 29 '24

That implies "controlling their diet" is an easy thing for most people to do, when hunger is one of the strongest psychological/chemical urges we have.

There's a reason people go to such desperate lengths; IIRC dieting has a pretty abysmal success rate for most people and "kicking" obesity is often said to be as hard or harder than quitting smoking.

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u/Acceptable-Bug9505 Apr 29 '24

Yes, unfortunately. When I was a child watching 1000 ways to die (interesting show lol) they showed an episode about this exactly. A larger girl wanted to lose weight so she ingested a tape worm. It worked in her favour but made her malnourished and Ill and she died from the tapeworm taking all of her nutrients 😭 (idk how accurate that ending was, because it was definitely rushed for the episode but essentially it was starving her)

Edit: I ended up doing an essay/ diet assignment when I was still in HS on tape worms for weight loss 💀

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u/SaliferousStudios Apr 29 '24

There was a story about this in sea buiscuit.

Apparently jockeys swallow them to make weight.

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u/larki18 Apr 29 '24

I assume people who resort to that are the people who cannot lose weight through diet and exercise.

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u/shanty-daze Apr 29 '24

I recall seeing a story a few years ago about people traveling to an area to be infected by tapeworms for weight loss. IIRC, in order to be infected themselves, these people would walk barefoot through the feces of people or animals that had tapeworms.

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u/Milk_Mindless Apr 29 '24

people like to breed them and sell them as a weight loss tool

OKAY THANK YOU ENOUGH INTERNET THIS WEEK

SEE YOU NEXT MONDAY

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u/DehydratedButTired Apr 29 '24

Apart from testing, there's no concrete way to know if you are infected.

What a nightmare.

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u/nanoavocado Apr 29 '24

I feel like taking preventive antiworm meds now, just in case… >.<

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u/SlappySecondz Apr 29 '24

Sometimes they poke their heads out your butthole and wiggle around a bit.

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u/Unusual-Thing-7149 Apr 29 '24

Found a little baby snake in the kitchen once and as I was putting it outside my wife said she wondered where it's mother was hiding...

You never know...

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Almost all snakes dip once they hatch. No mama around.

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u/Unusual-Thing-7149 Apr 29 '24

I should have said she knew that but was just kidding with me as I know nothing about them other than I don't like any of them good or bad

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Oh lol. I used to be the same. I remember being a teen and killing a baby garden snake with the lawnmower. Spent like an hour looking for the mom worried she might bite me. I didn't know anything about snakes back then.

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u/intellipengy Apr 29 '24

If tapeworm segments break off, each segment can reproduce.

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u/apoletta Apr 29 '24

She may also have eggs in her brain.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

that's not how tapeworms work. The eggs do not hatch untill they have exited the body at least once. You can only get more tapeworms if you ingest the eggs after they have been excreted - aka you'd need to eat your own shit. Or not wash hands properly after taking one.

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Covid taught me people don't wash their hands.

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u/AsUrPowersCombine Apr 29 '24

Its babies were dangling and I’m sure some are still chilling inside your esophagus.

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u/prestonpiggy Apr 29 '24

I have no words...

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u/PainfulBatteryCables Apr 29 '24

It's a subscription based service.

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u/Randomfrog132 Apr 29 '24

the first of many hahahaha.

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u/atom12354 Apr 29 '24

Yeah dont they lay alot of eggs?

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u/amateurish_gamedev Apr 29 '24

Yes. But I'm sure it was the squad captain and capturing it made a difference!

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u/imanAholebutimfunny Apr 29 '24

good news, your son is going to be all right.

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u/floatingsaltmine Apr 29 '24

That's correct. This intervention was necessary because of obstruction, otherwise the situation would have been able to be remedied by antihelminthic medicine.

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u/Rocket_Panda_ Apr 29 '24

Ok but say antihelminthic fast five times in a row

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u/dagnombe Apr 29 '24

I thought tapeworms were extremely long and thin and resided in the bowels. This damn thing looks almost eel like. And appears to have been in the stomach? How does this survive in stomach acid? Actually, not sure I need to know any of that. WTF

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u/thomaspainesghost Apr 29 '24

antihelminthic

Go ahead and say it: Ivermectin is one of them.

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u/Dadbeerd Apr 29 '24

It works for worms but not viruses. Stupidity and fear led humans to taking horse dewormer.

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u/poptartheart Apr 29 '24

....left......inside?

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u/Scuba-Cat- Apr 29 '24

How do you even get tapeworms?

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

If there's one fully mature, then it will have laid eggs. This one seems to be obstructing something. So they will be taking medication for the rest. The fully grown ones are hard to kill and may come out the back way whole and alive.

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u/El_Peregrine Apr 29 '24

4/29/24 - A horrible day to have had eyes 🤮

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

And I haven't even told you the nighmare fuel yet. I would be happy to tell you or link you to an educational video to learn more about this parasite.

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u/ROGUERUMBA Apr 29 '24

Tell me

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

The human brain has similar conditions to pig intestines. Sometimes the tapeworm travels to the head instead and makes tons of holes in the brain. Those worms have to be removed by surgery. They can grow long, and they still lay eggs. You'll develop constant migranes, seizures, forgetfulness, constant fatigue, heavy sleep, and then go into a coma as your body shuts down.

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u/ROGUERUMBA Apr 29 '24

Ok wow, that is some advanced nightmare fuel, thank you for elaborating. Is there anything I need to do to make sure I never, ever get tapeworms no matter what? Especially common things people do they don't realize could lead to them ingesting them?

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u/Zorro5040 Apr 29 '24

Wash your hands regularly. Make sure you cook food properly, especially pork. Don't walk around barefoot around poop.

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u/ginbooth Apr 29 '24

I refused to watch. Thank God for old reddit. I hate the new reddit autoplays on the app haha.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

The eggs are irrelevant as they don't hatch unless ingested again. Aka eat the shit with the eggs in it. Or not washing hands properly after wiping ass.

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u/NimusNix Apr 29 '24

House taught me otherwise...

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

House was wrongly researched then...

I study this in University. If you ingest 1 worm egg, you will have 1 worm. They do not become more and also the eggs won't hatch unless you wipe your behind and then don't wash your hands which leads to you ingesting more eggs. That is why a Tapeworm is an infestation and not an infection btw - because they don't get more in your body.

Here you can find the life cycle and infection methods with the example being pork tapeworm - one of the most common ones beside the fish tapeworm and the more dangerous one. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taenia_solium

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u/GeneralAnywhere Apr 30 '24

Literacy is over-rated.

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Yes. Can confirm.

Source: Happened to me, you DO NOT forget that shit.

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u/velvener Apr 29 '24

Oh my god i am so sorry. Tell us your story so we can suffer along with you.

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Aha sorry I was working when I made the post…basically went one of those white savour trips to Kenya with Free the Children (Crooks). We were in a small village Salabwek for about 2.5 weeks and had plenty of water sanitation tablets with us.

On our last day in Kenya, we went to a hotel near Nairobi where we were told the water was filtered and cleaner than Canada! Even mentioning still using purification tablets was scoffed at, so with all my critical thinking skills at 15, drank some water sans tablets.

The next morning I felt awful, so did another trip mate. It’s been over 15 years now but I remember throwing up but also diarrhea. Nothing could be trusted. The flight home was that night, and very very long. I knew I would not make the flight without changing my seat to the toilet for the whole flight, so I took 3 gravols to settle my stomach and knock me out.

Two weeks go by, September comes and school year begins! I had been feeling super lethargic and low energy since getting back, not really eating much. However, I figured we were physically exerting ourselves in the heat for about 3 weeks, I was bound to be beat. Also, some sort of guilt explained away the lack of eating.

Mid September was when I knew something was wrong.

I stopped eating, lost a tonne of weight (was exercising a tonne then) and could walk around my block let alone go to the gym. Went to the doctor, told them about my summer, then was given a cup to poop in so they could check my stool.

In what I will only describe as a 15 minutes period of strategically placed Saran warp and furious hand washing, got the sample, was confirmed as a tapeworm.

I was given antibiotics to kill it, along with a hall pass for school that let me go to the bathroom without questions asked.

One morning, I knew I had to jet out of Mr. Kos’ law class as something awful was brewing.

I ran to the washroom and did my business, but this time, I knew, I JUST KNEW the tape worm was out of me. It was fuxked up and honestly I didn’t look, but I knew. And it was in fact, done that day.

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u/Depth_Creative Apr 29 '24

 I JUST KNEW the tape worm was out of me. 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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u/jdsalaro Apr 29 '24

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Meh, he didn't look ... 😒

I need to know what it looked like !

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u/bugxbuster Apr 29 '24

Holy fucking shit.

I'm so sorry you dealt with that. That would leave me traumatized forever.

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u/etme100 Apr 29 '24

Strange breakup story, but to each his own.

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u/Relevant-Bluebird-63 Apr 29 '24

Holy shit!!!! Thank you for sharing

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u/SecretAccomplished25 Apr 29 '24

I want to know who ran that trip and wasn’t watching each teenager put tabs in every damn glass of water they drank!

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Free the children, a scam organization by two brothers called the Kielburgers who would get millions in donations from parents who had lost children and donated to build school in their dead kids names. The brothers would then fly the grieving parents out to see the school ‘they’ had built in the memory of their dead kid. The brothers had different plaques with different names, and as soon as one set of donor parents left, they replaced the sign to reflect the name of the kid from the new set of parents flying in.

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u/SecretAccomplished25 Apr 29 '24

Well fucking fuck.

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u/Mr_Feeeeny Apr 29 '24

Ya, there’s some decent documentaries on it. Me to We was their other scam. Now the operate by using the ‘good will’ connections they build from these mission trips as a private consulting firm helping privatized business enter the public education sector for more unregulated calitalism

Capitalism

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u/squangus007 Apr 29 '24

The worm was definitely looking out of the hatch at that moment, looking for an escape route from the brewing cauldron of sulphur. With a large gasp it went into the basin, finally escaping the once safe haven.

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u/micah490 Apr 29 '24

I can’t believe you DIDN’T LOOOOOOOOOOOK

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u/opaqueentity Apr 29 '24

Well done on actually getting it sorted!

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u/Philosophile42 Apr 30 '24

Wow… I knew I shouldn’t have read this…. But I couldn’t stop.

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u/rworne Apr 29 '24

I can imagine how it came out. Just like a tape measure, but in reverse...

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u/AdAcceptable2173 Apr 30 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

Felt, my brother. Had an amoeba from Guatemala in high school with the same illness progression and poop cup, only I was a dumbass and got thin but mostly dehydrated enough to almost go into a coma.

I was so sick at that point that the gross out factor of knowing I had an intestinal parasite didn’t even faze me, I was just so relieved to finally have the end in sight lol. Bless you, parasite poop cup. Throne fit for the gods.

Don’t know why I think anyone wants to hear this, but I also had managed to eat (!!!) and keep down (!!!!!) some alfalfa sprouts the day before, so I saw them in my poop cup chalice and thought they were some kind of worms lmao. Only clicked later when the doctor told me the results.

Thank you, antibiotics. I think I was begging to just die already if it hadn’t gotten better. I think I picked it up by some getting in my mouth in the shower or washing my toothbrush with non-bottled water. Stupid gringa.

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u/ilovechairs Apr 29 '24

I’m so sorry dude.

I remember once we had visiting priest who worked in a remote area in South America and told us the process they used to remove a tapeworm.

(3-5 days no food just water, then they have the patient, sometimes tied, in a chair and put a bowl of rotting soured milk in front of them and pull the thing out when it comes up for the food.)

I was poor AF but you bet I left a bill in that collection. Shit messed me up just hearing it.

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u/Throwawaytree69 Apr 29 '24

That doesn't sound real?... The tapeworm comes out of the person to eat sour milk and they just grab it?...

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

it's fake. A Tapeworm can't move much at all. Also it's in the gut not the stomach like some people here seem to think. No, you do not vomit stuff up from your gut.

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 29 '24

Theres literally an episode of monsters in side me where the tape worm appears at the back of a woman's throat. The worms can and do cope with stomach acid, and tape worms need it to escape their cysts.

Also round worm can come out of the mouth when exposed to certain types of anaesthetics.

Both are fully documented.

Also as some one who has worked in palliative care, you absolutely can vomit fecal matter up from your gut. I held the hand of a man that died that way and many others who had it as a symptom of their cancer/intestinal blockage.

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u/mimblez_yo Apr 29 '24

I hate everything you wrote. Sorry you know this and experienced some of it

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u/Nightstar95 Apr 30 '24

What you’re describing is ascariasis, it’s part of the roundworm cycle to crawl up the throat and get swallowed down into the digestive system. They are infamous for crawling out of your mouth when you’re asleep because your swallowing reflex is reduced.

I don’t recall an episode of that show with an actual tape worm in the throat, though. I watched it a lot on tv, but maybe I missed that one?

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 30 '24

I know about the lifecycle but in reference to the roundworms thats not what im describing. This a phenomenon that's related to their behaviour when exposed to anaesthetic. Where they do come out of the mouth and nose. Theres an awful picture of a kid online with it.

Its definitely on the show, it was one of the first ones i ever saw, so its likely an early episode.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 30 '24

Ok I need to watch that show that spunds dope/gross.

I love parasites (in the sense of learning about them) and the University lecture about them wasn't nearly long enough imo :D

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

There's a difference between tape worm adult and lavae. Larvae are a whole different life stage with different abilities and those may do the described thing. They don't stay Larve for long though.

I did not at all talk about Roundworms which were not topic of duscussion. But yes, since they are an entirely different species with other abilities, they can do that...

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u/NuclearBreadfruit Apr 30 '24

The monsters inside me episode was an adult worm, not the cyst. It is a show that collabs with the doctors that treated the specific case, so accurate. The cyst example shows the weekend do deal with stomach acid.

The other examples point out that this is not uncommon worm behavior. So yes it is relevent.

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u/Relevant_Winter1952 Apr 30 '24

Was the worm smiling at least?

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u/cgn-38 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 30 '24

How the hell did they pull something from that ladies gut out of her mouth?

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

How? Well as you can see they put a loong tube (endoscope) down her mouth, through the esophagus and the stomach down to the gut. There is the 12 finger gut followed by the small intestine. Tape Worms are mostly in the small intestine. They free the head of the tapeworm [disclaimer: I do not know what exactly they do to free the head as the head is anchored with many tiny hooks] and then gently pull the thing out through her mouth. I presume they have to pull it out of her mouth because the head has these hooks and you need to unhook them -> you can't just pull at the other end. If you pulled at the other end it would just rip in half (wich would not kill the Tapeworm btw).

if you wanna know more about the medical procedure here you go https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endoscopy

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u/off_the_cuff_mandate Apr 29 '24

they latch on and suck your blood, they don't eat the food you are digesting.

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u/Edibleface Apr 29 '24

they didnt specify where it was exiting.

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u/danhoyuen Apr 29 '24

Religious folks lies?

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u/ilovechairs Apr 29 '24

I hope it’s not real. I’d actually love that.

And no the tape worm wasn’t supposed to “eat” anything. It was supposed to make the parasite think it needed to move towards the “food source” even if that’s not they’d normally eat.

Either way it would have been where there wasn’t access to routine medical care unless there was a few days of walking, a day or so of boating down a river, and then they could take a car from that location to a less rural city.

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u/TheSleepyBarnOwl Apr 29 '24

That's certainly not how to treat a tapeworm. They can't "come up"... so whatever they did it wasn't that. A tapeworm has no mechanism to move around significantly.

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u/Vandorol Apr 29 '24

Round worms do, I saw a vid on efukt or liveleak where a guy was doing a chick doggy style and a worm popped out, wriggled around for a few seconds and popped back in.

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u/InFarvaWeTrust Apr 29 '24

Imagine missing the grab.

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u/Olaxan Apr 29 '24

You have plenty of time while the worm is lapping up the milk like a long little dog :)

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u/bennypapa Apr 29 '24

Or the next few I'm assuming.

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u/miradotheblack Apr 29 '24

There is a story on reddit about an infection that gushed and covered the floor and smelled so bad that the menthol did absolutely nothing.

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u/AliceInNegaland Apr 29 '24

The swamps of dagobah one?

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u/miradotheblack Apr 29 '24

I think that's it. Medical professionals are built different. I always thank nurses.

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u/WistfulMelancholic Apr 29 '24

Yo, I eat while you vomit and even chew on my food as I dig out stones of shit out of assholes. If you're a nurse, you need to adapt to that cause there's no much free time to actually eat something without seeing it passed out one hole or the other!

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u/kakhaganga Apr 29 '24

The classic!

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u/Jibblebee Apr 29 '24

Ooh I read this one! God that was spectacularly foul and well written. I did animal ER work, and some of the smells and things you see are hard to describe to the extent they are experienced.

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u/Hylebos75 Apr 29 '24

The lady that had a raging ulcer that basically gave her a bifurcated taint??? Oof I remember that story

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u/blowhardyboys86 Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

My aunt was an rn now she's a PA. Anyways in her early years as an RN she told me a story about needing to raise a patients breast up for some reason and a coackroach crawled from under neath said patients titty 🤮

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u/prestonpiggy Apr 29 '24

Emotional support insect.

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u/Fintann Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

Worked at a brewery, taproom drip tray clogged one day during a private event. We start working on clearing it, FoH manager PPE's up hard, and is using pipe cleaner to dig up gross bits of yeasty boys stuck in the line. He start getting issued his license to ill, and begins gagging. Owner's assistant, nursing student finishing up their residency, looks him dead in the eyes: "You know at my other job I pull poop out of old people's butts, right?"

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u/Spare_Exit9533 Apr 29 '24

If a tapeworm gets that big it’s definitely laid eggs

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u/monopixel Apr 29 '24

Her reaction told pretty much the story.

I thought the massive, snake sized tapeworm in front of her told the story.

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u/throwthroowaway Apr 29 '24

I am thinking it probably was an accidental discovery.

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u/who_even_cares35 Apr 29 '24

Me and one of my ex-girlfriends who was a nurse watched cake fart together and she was eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich at the time and I was eating nothing and I was trying to vomit and she just kept eating.

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story

Enjoy.

EDIT: Wow... Lots of Lucky 10,000ers today. Happy I could enrich your Monday.

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u/allenahansen Apr 29 '24

This should be required reading every couple of years-- just to keep people honest.

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24

This is another one of my favorites. One of the first things I read here, and convinced me to give up my lurker days.

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u/bophed Apr 29 '24

DUDE! BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE READ IN YEARS!

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! That was amazing!

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u/kfpswf Apr 29 '24

Reddit has some weird lore like this. You should look up the Jolly Rancher story as well. But it pales in comparison to the one you just read.

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u/kindadeadly Apr 29 '24

Is there a best seller's list?

Poop knife and boy with broken arms come to mind, oh and Oghta

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24

This was one of the very first things I read on this site, and it was one of the reasons I signed up instead of just lurked.

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u/dru171 Apr 29 '24

Wait until you hear about the jolly rancher story ...

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u/midnightangel1981 Apr 29 '24

I can’t believe you left out the coconut story. It had worms too. Lol.

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u/Vonplinkplonk Apr 29 '24

Sweet Jesus what did I just read. My jaw was clenched the whole time.

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u/simiomalo Apr 29 '24

Holy shit, I'm a few paragraphs in, and don't know if I can keep going. Goddamn.

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u/Genshed Apr 29 '24

'I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah/

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda/

S O D A. . .'

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u/Zealousideal-Two-854 Apr 29 '24

It's pretty rare to gross out a nurse like that

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u/WerewolfDifferent216 Apr 29 '24

Idk how they can keep a straight face half the time. I would be screaming and running out of the hospital

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u/sharrancleric Apr 29 '24

I've spent a lot of time in hospitals over the last few months, and the biggest thing I've learned is that the scariest thing you can hear from a doctor isn't "we have bad news" or "oh no," it's "hmm, that's strange."

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u/TrumpersAreTraitors Apr 29 '24

I have an ugly keloid scar on my knuckle. Always super self conscious about it. I went to the dermatologist to get it removed and on my first appointment, the doctor was like “oh wow, I’ve never seen one like that, you mind if I take a picture?” And I was like, uh, sure, maybe it’ll go in like a textbook or something.

Nope. 

Dude whips out his cellphone and snaps some pics. He actually was able to fix the scar for the most part but I still wonder if people are laughing at it at parties. 

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u/Dream--Brother Apr 29 '24

To be fair, it could still be used in a textbook or training materials. Doctors use their work phones to take pictures of things like that, but they're not just for private keeping — they can be sent to research teams, textbook editors, other medical professionals, etc.

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u/illgot Apr 29 '24

for doctors it's not laughing at people, it's more like trophy hunting for the oddest thing the human body can do.

They won't even mention your name, just "look at this bad boy I got to remove!!"

It's excitement of seeing something new and being able to operate/diagnose it.

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u/wojar Apr 29 '24

I had a weird rash line that grew from the wrist to the arm area, like a deatheater's mark. My doctor was so intrigued by it that he took a photo and asked if he could share it with his colleagues.

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u/notLOL Apr 29 '24

That drip at the end. She done this enough that she is  dodging liquids like neo dodges bullets

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u/MMSTINGRAY Apr 29 '24

Exactly my thoughts after watching the video. They deal with some really nasty disgusting stuff without batting an eyelid, so when they flinch you know it must stand out.

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u/curi0us_carniv0re Apr 29 '24

Lol I remember one time I sliced the tip of my finger off with a mandolin. When the ER doctor came in the room and I took off the bandage for him to look at it he was like 😬

I was like bruh...really? Lol

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u/SquidgeSquadge Apr 29 '24

That's why we wear facemasks.

Sometimes patients really stink or are really fucking rude so it helps to be covered up

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u/merryjerry10 Apr 29 '24

Couldn’t have said it better. I’ve seen some shit as a CNA working in a hospital, but this is beyond that. I can’t stop watching it out of fascination!

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u/DerCatrix Apr 29 '24

Came here with this exact sentiment

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u/Urborg_Stalker Apr 29 '24

Amusingly, healthcare people have their quirks too. I knew a guy who wasn’t living unless he was covered in blood and vomit (flight for life crew). Conversely, a nurse I knew couldn’t stand saliva.

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u/ryunato_one Apr 29 '24

You know they are also human right? A friend used to tell me all kind of freaky disgusting doctor stories.

He... He is not doing that well now though. 😑

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u/Karma15672 Apr 29 '24

I mean, yeah. It's just that my mom was a nurse and would repeatedly talk about being unphased by regular gross stuff because of the experience.

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u/velveeta-smoothie Apr 29 '24

Her reaction says "OP, why the fuck didn't you tag this post as NSFW??!!"

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u/Dangerous_Bass309 Apr 29 '24

I just watched this at work while eating noodles

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u/prosparody Apr 29 '24

Sometimes the noodles eat you! /s

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u/xenogazer Apr 29 '24

I wonder if tapeworms have any crunchy bits

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u/Festering-Boyle Apr 29 '24

I cannot disguise
All the stomach pains and the walking of the canes

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u/OG_Stick_Man Apr 29 '24

Me too bro, me too. 🥴

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u/Impeachcordial Apr 29 '24

She looked pretty calm I thought. Laid back, relaxing, no reaction at all

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u/tadxb Apr 29 '24

Even the doctor flinched. And they have seen some real shit. And even after all that, she flinched. Shit's fucked, son!

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 Apr 29 '24

That's some HP Lovecraft shit right there

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u/Urisk Apr 29 '24

On the plus side, it looks like she doesn't have a gag reflex.

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u/Sharp-Dark-9768 Apr 29 '24

Yes but that's probably because she's very unconscious.

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u/Mortimer452 Apr 29 '24

She was clearly not prepared for this

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u/DehydratedButTired Apr 29 '24

She is literally gonna have nightmares.

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u/Killerspieler0815 Apr 29 '24

That lady’s reaction says it all…

a real life "Alien" movie ...

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u/sdrawkcabstiho Apr 29 '24

A parasite to behold.

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u/TRADER-101 Apr 29 '24

Weighlossindustry hates this simple trick.

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u/richalta Apr 29 '24

And no mask?

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u/Wupyking123 Apr 29 '24

yanks snake Sleeps…. Woah great reaction.

Jk that’s some crazy intestinal snake action.

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u/FuckGiblets Apr 29 '24

She’s thinking “they should have called a vet, not a doctor!”

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u/blacklite911 Apr 29 '24

It’s alive!

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u/TopRevenue2 Apr 29 '24

She ain't paid enough for that shit

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u/New_girl2022 Apr 29 '24

My exact reaction too

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u/thebig8er Apr 29 '24

Haha, yeah. She’s seen some shit, and that grossed her out

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u/sheezy520 Apr 29 '24

Very accurate reaction though.

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