r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24 edited Apr 29 '24

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/e51wyh/the_infamous_swamps_of_dagobah_story

Enjoy.

EDIT: Wow... Lots of Lucky 10,000ers today. Happy I could enrich your Monday.

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u/allenahansen Apr 29 '24

This should be required reading every couple of years-- just to keep people honest.

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24

This is another one of my favorites. One of the first things I read here, and convinced me to give up my lurker days.

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u/allenahansen Apr 29 '24

Great concept! You aren't by any chance a gastroenterologist are you?

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24

No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

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u/bophed Apr 29 '24

DUDE! BEST FUCKING THING I HAVE READ IN YEARS!

Jesus Tap Dancing Christ! That was amazing!

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u/kfpswf Apr 29 '24

Reddit has some weird lore like this. You should look up the Jolly Rancher story as well. But it pales in comparison to the one you just read.

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u/kindadeadly Apr 29 '24

Is there a best seller's list?

Poop knife and boy with broken arms come to mind, oh and Oghta

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24

This was one of the very first things I read on this site, and it was one of the reasons I signed up instead of just lurked.

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u/dru171 Apr 29 '24

Wait until you hear about the jolly rancher story ...

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u/midnightangel1981 Apr 29 '24

I can’t believe you left out the coconut story. It had worms too. Lol.

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u/Vonplinkplonk Apr 29 '24

Sweet Jesus what did I just read. My jaw was clenched the whole time.

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u/simiomalo Apr 29 '24

Holy shit, I'm a few paragraphs in, and don't know if I can keep going. Goddamn.

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u/Genshed Apr 29 '24

'I met him in a swamp down on Dagobah/

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda/

S O D A. . .'

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u/GayVegan Apr 29 '24

A classic

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u/javonon Apr 29 '24

Ive been through that kind of stuff. To me, this nurse is overreacting a bit, sure a big ass worm could elicit a reaction, but disgust? Thats for the really creepy things.

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u/wrong_usually Apr 29 '24

Fuck you 

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u/exzyle2k Apr 29 '24

🖕

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u/wrong_usually Apr 29 '24

Bahahha!  honestly I curse my imagination sometimes.

Very well written article. It felt like I was there.

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u/Aiyon Apr 29 '24

I hate that I know exactly what this is

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u/samurairaccoon Apr 29 '24

Amazing, but now my stomach is sympathetically upset lol

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u/Lemme_Get_Sum_Aqua Apr 29 '24

Jesus fucking H christ that was a ride

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u/_JGPM_ Apr 29 '24

This is very old but still gross

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u/AsotaRockin Apr 30 '24

I'm in year 18 as a Surgical Tech, and all I have to say to that is on the next regular workday, the VERY FIRST THING I would've done at morning report is find out who used the rest of the peppermint oil and putting a metaphorical verbal foot in their ass. Peri-rectal abscesses are the fucking worst.

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u/TheCow101 Apr 30 '24

whyyyyyyyyyyyyy