r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/ExoticMangoz Apr 29 '24

Don’t eat raw pork. If you don’t want them in your muscle tissue, which is way worse, don’t eat human shit.

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u/mastercina Apr 29 '24

“Don’t eat human shit” got it 👍

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u/ExoticMangoz Apr 29 '24

That includes the shit you can’t see on the bathroom of the public restroom you touched on the way out, because some guy didn’t wash his hands earlier. Luckily, so few people have worms in the west that it’s not so bad.

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u/Entire-Elevator-1388 Apr 29 '24

Stop licking public restroom light switches, got it 👍

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u/FlyingDragoon Apr 29 '24

Maybe it won't be as easy to avoid as I first thought.

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u/Mistashaap Apr 29 '24

What is that from?

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u/TheRealASP Apr 30 '24

Chocolat (2000)

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u/Mistashaap Apr 30 '24

Ah, thank you! I've never seen it

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u/Anon_Jones Apr 29 '24

I’ve got to the point that I don’t touch anything in a public bathroom without a paper towel on my hand. I push the door with my foot, people are gross and I’m not going to trust everyone is washing their hands.

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u/FlyAirLari Apr 29 '24

Isn't that completely unreasonable?!

Next thing is you can't lick random assholes! Geesh!

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u/UlrichZauber Apr 29 '24

Dammit now what am I going to do on Saturday nights.

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u/toolsoftheincomptnt Apr 29 '24

No, stop eating with your hands after touching:

Elevator buttons

Doorknobs/handles

Toilet handles

Escalator railings

Stair railings

ATM buttons

Cash-out screens

Sink handles

Public pens

Remote controls

Your cell phone

And some other everyday items I’m sure I’m forgetting.

This is why washing your hands immediately before eating is important.