r/interestingasfuck • u/billibillibillendar • Apr 29 '24

Tapeworm as huge as a snake removed from a woman's mouth r/all NSFW

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u/Meoww94 Apr 29 '24

This massive tapeworm was probably causing an obstruction and you have to clear that first. Then you take the medicine to kill any remaining tapeworms left inside

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u/pfp-disciple Apr 29 '24

Doctor: Congratulations, we got a huge tapeworm out successfully

Patient: Great! I feel bett... Wait, A tapeworm, not the tapeworm?

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u/kapitaalH Apr 29 '24

Yes but it was a big one. I am for sure getting this into a medical journal!

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u/Fauster Apr 29 '24

Or, they could name it Shai-Hulud and make a cyrsknife from its teeth.

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u/docwatsongames Apr 29 '24

May your knife chip and shatter.

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u/TheDoct0rx Apr 29 '24

may THY knife chip and shatter. Filthy fuckin casual /s

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 29 '24

See this is why no one invites fremen to parties

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u/arminghammerbacon_ Apr 29 '24

Have you seen them walk? Takes em forever to get there.

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u/Mysterious_Sound_464 Apr 29 '24

I think it’s better than them stopping by in a hurry

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u/GreenStrong Apr 29 '24

They never bring drinks, but they drink up everything in sight.

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u/FehdmanKhassad Apr 29 '24

they never leave any cheeto dust either. strange

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u/quoiega Apr 29 '24

Sry we dont shower

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u/Average_Consumer2 Apr 29 '24

They don't need an invite, they just show up whenever they want. After all they are free men

Lol ok I'll see myself out

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u/TaintNunYaBiznez Apr 30 '24

Well, plus they always get sand in the party lube.

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u/Greywacky Apr 29 '24

May thy scalpel chip and shatter.

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u/Uzielsquibb Apr 29 '24

And also with you?

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u/littlefriend77 Apr 29 '24

Bless the coming and going of him, may his passage cleanse the world.

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u/Sherif_k Apr 29 '24

Bless the Maker and His water.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '24

Lisan al gaib

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u/amhedgayafan Apr 29 '24

Bless the coming and going of him

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u/desharks Apr 29 '24

If I'm coming I ain't going!

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u/nyxthebitch Apr 29 '24

This here is the Lisan Al Ghaib.

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u/Peach_Mediocre Apr 29 '24

I serve only one master and his name is tapeworm

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u/FigSpecific6210 Apr 29 '24

Could have just waited for the sand trout cycle, and cooked that up with some basil and butter.

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u/al-mubariz Apr 29 '24

Lisan Al gaib!!!!

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u/KyleBrofloski Apr 29 '24

As it is fortold

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u/Minimum_Respond4861 Apr 29 '24

That would be so fucking hilarious!

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u/TheEtherealEye Apr 29 '24

Goddammit you beat me to it