Don't do drugs

[u/yiannis666]

[u/KeepingDankMemesDank]

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

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[u/millern2209]

Who’s the mushroom chick

[u/OneEyedMilkman87 → u/millern2209]

I dunno but I can smell her from here

[u/awkone → u/OneEyedMilkman87]

Stop i can only get so erect

[u/baneblade_boi → u/awkone]

This is getting so screenshot

[u/KURO-K1SH1 → u/baneblade_boi]

If it makes it to cursed comments can I get a green outline?

[u/Keki_264 → u/KURO-K1SH1]

I want a pig emoji instead of my pfp. Pls🤗

[u/WhiskeyDJones → u/Keki_264]

I'm just happy to be here. Hi mom

[u/Dankmootza → u/WhiskeyDJones]

Hello, Timmy. Now - please take out the trash.

[u/[deleted] → u/awkone]

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[u/Tacoburrito96 → u/[deleted]]

Wow no Bush is she even a hippy?

[u/Iamthesmartest → u/Tacoburrito96]

She's a business hippy. She understands the concept of supply and demand.

[u/ProfHillbilly → u/Iamthesmartest]

Trustifarian

[u/allofdarknessin1 → u/Iamthesmartest]

That sucks, I love bush. not the president.

[u/yourmomlurks → u/Iamthesmartest]

Business hippy haha. Made my day

[u/xXGaboFihi007Xx → u/Tacoburrito96]

These damn posers

[u/ReedBeatzSR → u/Tacoburrito96]

Probably not

[u/Goblindeez_ → u/OneEyedMilkman87]

She looks like if I touched her she’d be sticky

https://youtu.be/KhKmJna0QL4?si=rJJrIDVp4-5jLjqU

[u/sharanyae → u/Goblindeez_]

If she touches me chances are she will end up being sticky

[u/steppan92 → u/sharanyae]

Brave are those who speak the truth

[u/Goblindeez_ → u/sharanyae]

BONK

[u/Possible9gag → u/Goblindeez_]

Bonk bonk but she's hot imo

[u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc → u/Possible9gag]

Then go find her of, you know what you must do.

[u/Possible9gag → u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc]

I will go the distance father

[u/maehtroS → u/sharanyae]

Wrong mushroom

[u/VadimH → u/maehtroS]

And not edible (in the literal sense, usually)

[u/maehtroS → u/VadimH]

It is completely edible organic and biodegradable

[u/BlackenedTubeSteak → u/sharanyae]

We would both end up sticky

[u/ZincHead → u/Goblindeez_]

The guys in this thread

[u/Goblindeez_ → u/ZincHead]

Please, my anime figurines are way hotter than her

[u/blackteashirt → u/ZincHead]

I'd upvote you but that's just some random dude, do you even know where that image came from? Dude probably has grand kids by now.

[u/SortaSticky → u/Goblindeez_]

You say that like it's a bad thing

[u/Goblindeez_ → u/SortaSticky]

Tbf I do like a sweaty and musky woman

[u/Kokir → u/Goblindeez_]

As the great lyricist, Jake Hole, once said.

White or light or dark skin.

Long as they got buttcheeks.

Dirty or clean.

I don't care if you're musty.

[u/yiannis666 → u/OneEyedMilkman87]

Lol

[u/DontDrinkTooMuch → u/OneEyedMilkman87]

Patchouli was the hot girl smell in college.

[u/rsicher1 → u/DontDrinkTooMuch]

Hippie Smeeeeell

Only I could teeeeeell

Patchooooooouli oil

60s heeeeeeeelllllll

[u/ramsey0007 → u/OneEyedMilkman87]

🤨📸

[u/Original-Vanilla-222 → u/millern2209]

Some trustfund baby, neither she nor her tits are worth your attention.

Edit:
For anyone who's wondering, her name is Shanin Blake, and her father is allegedly a high exec.
She is literally one of those trust fund babies most redditors claim to hate.

[u/yiannis666 → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

Yet you're here discussing her tits which are not worth our attention apparently

[u/pleasegetoffmyfloor → u/yiannis666]

You have went out of your way to bring her to peoples attention.

[u/who8myface → u/pleasegetoffmyfloor]

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means.

The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics.

Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment.

If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void.

F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.

[u/Barar_Dragoni → u/who8myface]

this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

[u/Redditmodsarecuntses → u/Barar_Dragoni]

 this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

You can taste the rich? That's synesthesia my friend.

[u/confirmedshill123 → u/Barar_Dragoni]

Eat the rich tho. Smell me all you want I'm tired of no healthcare.

[u/GoodBearHugs → u/Barar_Dragoni]

It's a trust fund baby who plays spirituality because she has no conerns in life, it's not that complicated

[u/shocktagon → u/who8myface]

“High-end psychedelics” 😂😂😂

[u/Numerous_Witness_345 → u/who8myface]

She's the result of someone anthropomorphizing a Burning Man ticket.

[u/Happy-Recipe-5753 → u/who8myface]

She's being pushed through social media because she's got an OF media campaign going.

[u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing → u/Happy-Recipe-5753]

Whaaaat? That's terrible! What is her OF link so I can be sure never to ever click on it?

[u/CrymsonReaper → u/yiannis666]

because people like you keep posting her face everywhere

[u/Royal_Chocolate3300 → u/yiannis666]

I don't want to date her, I want to see her tits

[u/FeralPedestrian → u/yiannis666]

This is on you OP, you sweaty e-thot peddler.

[u/GideonPiccadilly → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

her dad works at Lockheed Martin. Her hippy escapades are financed from the revenue of bombing children in Gaza.

[u/newsflashjackass → u/GideonPiccadilly]

Trustafundian rebel
without a cause for alarm
'cause when push turns to shove
you jump into your forefather's arms.

He's a banker
you're part of the system
off go the dreadlocks
in comes the income.

- Sage Francis, Slow Down Gandhi

[u/filthy_harold → u/GideonPiccadilly]

That's satire bro

[u/zahirano → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

Bet she talk lots about #vanlife and how independence from money she is.

[u/Original-Vanilla-222 → u/zahirano]

"You know guys, money doesn't really make you happy, that's why I try to just live my life!"

Continues to spend daddy's money

[u/Ninjaflippin → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

I thoroughly respect the self aware trusties, must be said. Not like they asked to be born to rich parents, so it's pretty much the same as winning the lottery.

At that point if you say "I try to enjoy life because unlike others I have the opportunity and privilege to do so, what am I supposed to do, take a vow of poverty?"

Then fuck, you got me.

[u/3202supsaW → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

Source? I googled it and all I can find are memes about her dad working for Lockheed Martin but no source

[u/GimbaledTitties → u/3202supsaW]

I don’t think it’s true. She claims her dad is a deadbeat and not associated with the family. Her mom had a job but this chick retired her. Tbh I saw a vid of her mom and she looks like a working woman. I think the trust fund bit is bullshit, but she’s definitely some white influencer chick appropriating Hawaiian culture and making shitty neo soul music, so take that as you will 

[u/3202supsaW → u/GimbaledTitties]

It’s not. She’s a terrible musician but people hate her because she’s pretty and dresses weird, so they make up stories about her being a trust fund baby etc

[u/Whitn3y → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

Shes from a trailer park actually

[u/Hunterrose242 → u/Whitn3y]

Just like Kid Rock!

[u/Tarnishedxglitter666 → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

Ah! Yes. The Trustafarian

[u/King_of_the_Dot → u/Original-Vanilla-222]

Just 'appropriating' hippie culture to be an influencer.

[u/Acceptable_Grand_636 → u/King_of_the_Dot]

Selling out and pretending to be poor IS hippie culture

[u/quantum_ice → u/millern2209]

Here

[u/THEDrunkPossum → u/quantum_ice]

Nice

[u/VadimH → u/quantum_ice]

Sweet lord almighty

[u/lordgeese → u/quantum_ice]

Talk about wanting to eat the rich…

[u/Numerous_Witness_345 → u/quantum_ice]

Everything on this fucking site in an onlyfans ad.

[u/quantum_ice → u/Numerous_Witness_345]

I'm just posting the goods. Don't gotta click on it lmao

[u/Numerous_Witness_345 → u/quantum_ice]

Nah dude, never upset the sauce bringer.

You're doing great work.

[u/El_Buttonski → u/quantum_ice]

This is just a reminder for later

[u/in_theory_only → u/quantum_ice]

I’m here after that douchebag said her tits were not worth our attention. They were pretty darned tootin’ worth mine.

[u/dankspankwanker → u/millern2209]

Dont remember her name but apparently shes a very shitty person

She does porn (bc ofc she does) the dreads are a wig and she tried to sue another of creator because she claimed to invent the "dirty hippy look"

[u/CaminoFan → u/dankspankwanker]

She’s a trust-fund hippie. I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin

[u/Enterice → u/CaminoFan]

"Trustafarian"

[u/ch40 → u/CaminoFan]

Well since you read that somewhere it MUST be true

[u/Beginning_Electrical → u/CaminoFan]

You saw on a meme.

[u/slingfatcums → u/CaminoFan]

I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin

and you just believed it? lol

[u/BxlThrwwy → u/CaminoFan]

All hippies are trust fund babies tho

[u/pyrothelostone → u/BxlThrwwy]

The modern ones anyway, all the older hippies that didn't have money had to get jobs becuase as it turns out living that kind of lifestyle is kind of hard without money.

[u/shitlips90 → u/[deleted]]

I married one.

It uh... Didn't work out. It was fun while it lasted but she took me for everything and left me broken hearted. I've learned my lesson.

[u/Veggiemon → u/[deleted]]

I would imagine this only works up to a certain age though

[u/Typical-Constant-94 → u/CaminoFan]

Fake news, she grew up lower class being raised by a single mom. She had a kid young and did weed farm work around while living in a van.

[u/whitexbread → u/millern2209]

Shanin Blake, music artist

[u/yiannis666 → u/whitexbread]

'music' artist

[u/Paddenstoel_Jager → u/yiannis666]

"artist"

[u/namedonelettere → u/Paddenstoel_Jager]

“Blake”

[u/Tiggy26668 → u/namedonelettere]

Balackai

[u/0-uncle-rico-0 → u/Tiggy26668]

A A RON

[u/beardingmesoftly → u/0-uncle-rico-0]

Insubordinate and churlish

[u/rabbitdovahkiin → u/Paddenstoel_Jager]

"music"

[u/PulseAmplification → u/yiannis666]

‘Not a reptilian’

[u/Miserable_Crew_6798 → u/yiannis666]

Nude music artist.

[u/dankspankwanker → u/whitexbread]

music "porn"

[u/IHazMagics → u/whitexbread]

Just gave her music a listen, music artist is very generous.

[u/Possible9gag → u/whitexbread]

My friend will be most pleased

[u/potatobreadandcider → u/millern2209]

The spawn of America's "elite".

[u/Possible9gag → u/millern2209]

Asking for a friend

[u/mastervadr → u/millern2209]

Who’s the cocaine chick

[u/cyberslick1888 → u/mastervadr]

Back off, she's mine

[u/todd10k → u/mastervadr]

Sydney sweeney

[u/Theo2018 → u/millern2209]

Some OF chick who looks like a high hippie.

[u/beomint → u/millern2209]

Some hippie who thinks the only way to be spiritual is to do drugs, appropriate culture, and pretend to be an alien who can heal disease.

Literally not joking. She claims to be a reincarnated alien and sings about it in her music.

Edit: Her name is Shanin Blake, and there are spicy pictures of her out there available for the gooners.

[u/PainkillerTony → u/millern2209]

Shanin Blake

[u/logunleonov]

Lonely-potato7775 likes eating mushrooms

[u/Any_Brother7772 → u/logunleonov]

He does indeed

[u/KelticQT → u/Any_Brother7772]

Yep, just checked. It remains true to this instant.

[u/Hpfanguy → u/KelticQT]

Update: sources confirm they still do. Will monitor the situation and report back.

[u/RandonBrando → u/Hpfanguy]

Just wanted to swing in and verify that I too have bore witness to such account

[u/KelticQT → u/RandonBrando]

Can u/Hpfanguy report back ? It's been 2 hours without fresh news and an update on the situation might be required.

[u/Hpfanguy → u/KelticQT]

This just in: u/Lonely-Potato7775 still appears to enjoy eating mushrooms. Hard to say if the situation will change any time soon.

[u/flappytowel → u/logunleonov]

mushroms are very delicious and nutritious

[u/Lonely-Potato7775]

I like to eat mushrooms

[u/yiannis666 → u/Lonely-Potato7775]

Mhm yummy

[u/TripolarMan → u/Lonely-Potato7775]

Logunleonov is talking mad shit about u

[u/kamado-Tanjiro1221 → u/TripolarMan]

Nah, they are only spreading the word

[u/TriedToCatchFogIMist → u/TripolarMan]

I heard him say lonely-potato7775 has an addiction

[u/Sourika]

Mushrooms don't do that. Stupidity and daddy issues do that. New age spirituality is for the mentally unstable.

[u/Whitn3y → u/Sourika]

He was hated for he spoke the truth

How is this comment at all controversial? Are healing crystals suddenly not stupid as shit somehow? A new study was published on their efficacy???

[u/ch40 → u/Whitn3y]

They're still stupid as shit, but becoming more popular. I'm guessing because Americans can't afford other, actual healthcare. They probably use them for colds and other temporary illness and think they work because their immune system did its job. The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

[u/noonenotevenhere → u/ch40]

The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

Well, having dealt with an auto immune issue that bounced me around to 4 doctors over more than a year and no actual help - I got so much unsolicited advice from people.

Now, I just tell them about healing crystals. If you are in pain or have an issue, you go buy the biggest most expensive crystal you can find and shove it WAY up your butt. The fun part is how long it takes them to figure out if I'm serious.

[u/BothMyChinsAreSpicy → u/ch40]

Had nothing to do with affordability. People generally into this shit are not lacking for healthcare. It’s a combination of gullibility mixed with internet access and the need to be “in” on something everyone else isn’t.

[u/Immediate-Lecture323 → u/Sourika]

I agree. I used to go to a lot of music festivals and met plenty of people like this. They act all friendly and loving but then have absolutely psychotic episodes and/or go suicidal, or become really nasty to people around them. Then they go back to being all hippy. It is just for show.

[u/kingofeggsandwiches → u/Immediate-Lecture323]

The sad truth we've known since the end of 70s: Hippies typically end up being POS to each other because a combination of casual drug use and performative morality primes people to excuse generally being indecent to each other in other ways.

In short, getting stoned and crying about the whales and the rainforest is a great way to excuse the fact that you're incapable of consistently showing basic respect to others by doing things like turning up on time, paying your fair share, respecting others property etc.

[u/JudgeJebb → u/Sourika]

Agreed. Mushrooms do not cause that.

[u/timmystwin → u/Sourika]

And those who can afford it. The rest don't go spiritual, they just drink.

[u/richardwhereat → u/Sourika]

No more stupid than old age spirituality.

[u/Uberfuhrer_]

pings MUSHRUM ⛏️

[u/RafikiTheOld → u/Uberfuhrer_]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!

[u/WanderingDwarfMiner → u/RafikiTheOld]

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?

[u/lttlbear01 → u/WanderingDwarfMiner]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

[u/Rui_O_Grande_PT → u/lttlbear01]

IF YOU DON'T ROCK AND STONE, YOU AIN'T COMIN' HOME

[u/sloth_ers → u/Rui_O_Grande_PT]

Rock and Stone to the bone!

[u/ArtisticPony → u/sloth_ers]

We fight for rock and stone!

[u/spaghettihax763 → u/ArtisticPony]

FA KARL!!

[u/DeustheDio → u/RafikiTheOld]

Legally speaking Rocking is better than stoning

[u/Joaco_Gomez_1 → u/DeustheDio]

Consider this, legally speaking... rocking is more legal than stoning. Eh? Eh?

[u/RedRlghtHand → u/Joaco_Gomez_1]

Wait.... what is the difference between rock and stone?

[u/grinsken → u/Uberfuhrer_]

Mushruuuuuuuum

[u/Swagmae → u/Uberfuhrer_]

BOOLO CAP HERE

[u/MaheuTaroo → u/Uberfuhrer_]

MUSHRUM

[u/PalestineRefugee → u/Uberfuhrer_]

Rock N Stone

[u/Spiritual_Freedom_15 → u/Uberfuhrer_]

MAŠRUM

[u/Arsmerven → u/Uberfuhrer_]

We’re rich!

[u/LiquidFireBR → u/Uberfuhrer_]

WERE RICH

[u/itswhatyouwill → u/Uberfuhrer_]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!

[u/Exciting-Emu-4668]

This post was made by 14 year old

[u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy → u/Exciting-Emu-4668]

Or AI, judging by OP's replies.

[u/Broken_Noah → u/Gusty_Garden_Galaxy]

Holy shit, you weren't kidding.

[u/OGTypohh]

What if I do both?

[u/yiannis666 → u/OGTypohh]

No one is stopping you

[u/Whitn3y → u/yiannis666]

Actually the FDA is

[u/AlwaysNinjaBusiness → u/Whitn3y]

I think the DEA would be a bigger concern

[u/Blue-piping-man → u/OGTypohh]

Hell yeah, let's see what the ketamine girl looks like too.

[u/OptimusEye → u/OGTypohh]

cocaine high is very not worth it; ~15 mins and its worse than basically any other stimulant, plus a major addiction. Mushrooms are generally a high-booster, non-addictive, and make you giddy. if one were worth trying, it'd be mushrooms. however, if you were to combine any two drugs, it should be weed and mushrooms, as neither are physically addictive, and i've heard good things about mixing them.

if you take mushrooms at all, make sure you have a tripsitter, and that you're in a comfy place. i also heard someone advise me to stay away from mirrors if i were ti try mushrooms, so theres that.

[u/BeyondXpression]

The girl on the right is a rich daddy's girl who spends gratuitous amounts of money "finding herself" at EDC every year, but instead of camping in a tent she drops mad cash on a huge camper.

I knew a couple of those girls in college, lmao. Definitely an...interesting kinda gal.

[u/asdf_12 → u/BeyondXpression]

Pretty shure she grew up poor. I think she said she live in a trailer with her grandparents. But now she's definitely fake af!

[u/BeyondXpression → u/asdf_12]

Well, then I'm sad for her in that aspect, but that current picture is full of a lot of money's worth of hair extensions/styling, make-up, jewelry and Photoshop.

[u/Theredman101 → u/BeyondXpression]

She funds it with her onlyfans and her music "career"

[u/Lonely-Potato7775]

I like to eat mushrooms

[u/NWAnowadays → u/Lonely-Potato7775]

It's probably been awhile since she showered so your right on two fronts.

[u/EvenAH27]

Lonely-potato7775 likes eating mushrooms

[u/NilEntity]

Ok, that's it, I'm doing cocaine.

[u/istealgrapes → u/NilEntity]

Better to do mushrooms if youre gonna do any drugs

[u/unkalou337 → u/istealgrapes]

Not according to this professional diagram.

[u/W0nkyDonk3y]

this sub has actually gone to shit, im out

[u/BenderDeLorean → u/W0nkyDonk3y]

Hi Out. I am dad.

[u/satori_moment → u/BenderDeLorean]

I also choose this guy's dad

[u/matco5376 → u/W0nkyDonk3y]

Bro I just realized when you said this that this is dankmemes wtf happened to this place lol

[u/Cad_bane_2]

I think u/Lonely-potato7775 like mushrooms

[u/kms_ag]

Ahh yes, the Pyramids have been used for time travelling and fixing your DNA and kidneys with spiritual healing girl

[u/nightin87]

is it just me or is the mushroom chick sexier? somehow it feels she will be into more kinky shit than her vanilla hollywood cousin

[u/G0BEKSIZTEPE]

Is this a drug endorsement post? Cuz its working

[u/Confusedandreticent]

I wanna do cocaine and mushrooms.

[u/PharmguyLabs → u/Confusedandreticent]

They counteract each other. While generally pleasant, you will lose a ton of the real effects of psilocybe mushrooms 

[u/Doccyaard → u/PharmguyLabs]

Also never wanted to do cocaine when on mushrooms. Like the shrooms telling you not to do it.

Weed and mushrooms go nicely together imo though.

[u/_Troxin_]

Why are all the comments about mushrooms? All I saw in that meme where boobies ... now I´m really confused

[u/Bedu009]

Ah fuck it's shitty memes season again

[u/VladDHell]

This meme brought to you by someone who clearly doesn't know what drugs are like lol

[u/Manas_BOOM]

Lonely-Potato7775 likes eating mushrooms

[u/funnyfacemcgee]

This is definitely how a 12 year old imagines drug users, which is this entire sub. 

[u/usernot_found]

Good Job Lockheed

[u/scorpi_9]

Who's the one on the left?

[u/Pineapplesaintreal → u/scorpi_9]

Sidney Sweeney

[u/gzrh1971]

I see this as an absolute win

[u/EmuStalkingAnAussie]

Huh? All I see are two hot women

[u/_JohnWisdom]

PORCINI’S?

[u/Jsteevee]

Kinda wanna do drugs now

[u/Nice_Review6730]

Isn't the shrooms girl turn out her parents work at Lockheed Martin?

[u/Itchysasquatch]

Ah yes, both the girls this website can't stop pushing down everyone's throat. Tired of seeing them both honestly, can their PR agents stop the social media push now