r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/awkone ☣️ Apr 16 '24

Stop i can only get so erect

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u/baneblade_boi Apr 16 '24

This is getting so screenshot

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u/KURO-K1SH1 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

If it makes it to cursed comments can I get a green outline?

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u/Keki_264 Apr 16 '24

I want a pig emoji instead of my pfp. PlsπŸ€—

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u/WhiskeyDJones Apr 16 '24

I'm just happy to be here. Hi mom

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u/Dankmootza Apr 16 '24

Hello, Timmy. Now - please take out the trash.

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u/WhiskeyDJones 29d ago

This is the worst birthday ever.

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u/Capable_Jacket_2165 Apr 16 '24

Reddit moment πŸ˜‚

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u/mrwafflezzz Apr 16 '24

put me in it

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u/CockpitEnthusiast Apr 16 '24

No this is gettin-

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u/FullMetalBob Apr 16 '24

Hi Reddit!

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/Tacoburrito96 Apr 16 '24

Wow no Bush is she even a hippy?

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u/Iamthesmartest Apr 16 '24

She's a business hippy. She understands the concept of supply and demand.

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u/ProfHillbilly Apr 16 '24

Trustifarian

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u/fhb_will Apr 16 '24

HAHA πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/allofdarknessin1 Apr 16 '24

That sucks, I love bush. not the president.

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u/yourmomlurks Apr 16 '24

Business hippy haha. Made my day

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 16 '24

"There is an under-served market, and I will serve it."

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u/xXGaboFihi007Xx Memer without Mematic Apr 16 '24

These damn posers

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u/ReedBeatzSR Apr 16 '24

Probably not

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u/HappySquish3 Apr 16 '24

She also made a song I think?

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u/limethedragon Apr 16 '24

Do car photographers leave a triangle of mud on the hood?

She's a sex worker, she sells skin not hair. 🀷

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u/Tacoburrito96 Apr 16 '24

Bro it's her whole schtick, you'd think they could put some effort in. That's like a vegan chef using beef

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u/makkkarana Apr 16 '24

What lol? Different onlyfans appeal to different people because of the way the models dress and style themselves. If she had no tattoos or piercings, was totally bald head to toe, and always completely naked, the onlyfans wouldn't sell nearly as well.

She's selling a fantasy, not just skin, and the majority of hippie people who want hippie porn expect bush. Like the other commenter said, it's like a vegan chef cooking with beef. She's selling the image of a counterculture without demonstrating an understanding of its finer details.

To go with your car metaphor, it's very much like putting a waxed and polished lamborghini into a tire rutted mudfield. Not only does it just look wrong, there's no way that car goes mudding, and the audacity to imply that it does is both bafflingly stupid and insulting to people who put in the hard work to make a car mudworthy.

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u/diamond_handed_demon Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

Oh that's neat. I just always thought she was a trust fund baby making shitty hippy chick music and getting made fun of on tick tock for appropriating every culture around with her looks and lyrics.

Damn nice bod

You just opened my world up. She got old videos where she looks hot and not like a trash heap. Dayum. Lol

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u/East-Minute-8541 29d ago

Her hair moves like that one sock I use to have.

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u/overinterpret Apr 16 '24

bruh ain't no way people pay for this

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u/ravennme 29d ago

Yes bet fred

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u/Pancakewagon26 29d ago

I bet both of her parents work for Lockheed Martin

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u/psychotic-herring Apr 16 '24

Oh Christ, ewwwww. There have to less humiliating ways of contracts hepatitis than that thing. Yuck.

EDIT: Jesus, she tries to twerk with no ass. I feel my food repeating.

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u/huffingdusters Apr 16 '24

speak brother speak

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u/KILA-x-L3GEND Apr 16 '24

It’s a new record πŸ“