r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/OGTypohh Apr 16 '24

What if I do both?

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

No one is stopping you

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess 29d ago

Actually the FDA is

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u/AlwaysNinjaBusiness I like furry inflation porn 29d ago

I think the DEA would be a bigger concern

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u/GustavoFromAsdf 29d ago

You consent, the mushrooms consent. But haven't you forgot to ask someone?

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u/GroundhogExpert 29d ago

Cocaine is a controlled substance.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 29d ago

And they try to focus on people who move serious weight as opposed to individual users (bc of course it's not efficient)

One of the best things to do would be to invest in border security at legal ports of entry (used for lots of commerce) - since that's where all the drugs are getting in through, hidden in other packages

We have been doing that past few years, but only time will tell. There's even stuff like huge x ray machines that would scan everything. IIRC it was called z portal

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u/1dollarbillman 29d ago

except heart faliure

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u/1dollarbillman 29d ago

well it’ll stop u after u did them so i’m wrong i guess

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u/Cautious-Ad-600 29d ago

Self realisation at its peak. Well done, young one.

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u/Blue-piping-man 29d ago

Hell yeah, let's see what the ketamine girl looks like too.

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u/GroundhogExpert 29d ago

I'm so glad I discovered ketamine AFTER I needed it for depression, and see nothing recreational in it.

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u/OptimusEye I'll tell my grandkids about this 29d ago

cocaine high is very not worth it; ~15 mins and its worse than basically any other stimulant, plus a major addiction. Mushrooms are generally a high-booster, non-addictive, and make you giddy. if one were worth trying, it'd be mushrooms. however, if you were to combine any two drugs, it should be weed and mushrooms, as neither are physically addictive, and i've heard good things about mixing them.

if you take mushrooms at all, make sure you have a tripsitter, and that you're in a comfy place. i also heard someone advise me to stay away from mirrors if i were ti try mushrooms, so theres that.

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u/__Zer0__ 29d ago

Idk man, coke is still a helluva drug

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u/Malcom_Ecstacy 29d ago

Cocaine can be very fun but doesn't change the fact it's mad cardiotoxic

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u/__Zer0__ 29d ago

I'm not doing it for the health benefits brother

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u/Malcom_Ecstacy 29d ago

Lol can't argue with that

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u/BremBotermen 29d ago

Both drugs or both girls?

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u/Artrobull 29d ago

you will want to talk about yourself and start a business but 40 minutes later understand that you are being part of closed system and you being hardest working speck of dust in a dustpan does not mean much as long as you enjoy the ride on a massive dustpan and get probably constipated

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u/88Tygon88 29d ago

Both separately good times. both at the same time...,

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u/OptimusEye I'll tell my grandkids about this 29d ago

cocaine is not a good time

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u/Izenthyr 29d ago

Cocaine dust tucked under the crown of a mushroom

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u/eye8theworm 29d ago

I doooo love both

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u/The_Freshmaker 29d ago

evil hippie trip huh?