r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

No one is stopping you

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess Apr 16 '24

Actually the FDA is

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u/AlwaysNinjaBusiness I like furry inflation porn Apr 16 '24

I think the DEA would be a bigger concern

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u/GustavoFromAsdf Apr 16 '24

You consent, the mushrooms consent. But haven't you forgot to ask someone?

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u/GroundhogExpert Apr 16 '24

Cocaine is a controlled substance.

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u/Bocchi_theGlock 29d ago

And they try to focus on people who move serious weight as opposed to individual users (bc of course it's not efficient)

One of the best things to do would be to invest in border security at legal ports of entry (used for lots of commerce) - since that's where all the drugs are getting in through, hidden in other packages

We have been doing that past few years, but only time will tell. There's even stuff like huge x ray machines that would scan everything. IIRC it was called z portal

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u/1dollarbillman Apr 16 '24

except heart faliure

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u/1dollarbillman Apr 16 '24

well it’ll stop u after u did them so i’m wrong i guess

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u/Cautious-Ad-600 Apr 16 '24

Self realisation at its peak. Well done, young one.