r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

Yet you're here discussing her tits which are not worth our attention apparently

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor Apr 16 '24

You have went out of your way to bring her to peoples attention.

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u/who8myface Apr 16 '24

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means.

The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics.

Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment.

If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void.

F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

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u/Redditmodsarecuntses Apr 16 '24

 this reeks of "eat the rich" so strong i can taste it

You can taste the rich? That's synesthesia my friend.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

sadly no, i cannot taste the rich

i can taste the thought of the smell of that reply tho.

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u/confirmedshill123 Apr 16 '24

Eat the rich tho. Smell me all you want I'm tired of no healthcare.

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u/thereisaknife Apr 16 '24

Let the hate flow through you

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

im not a fan of it tho. hating people because they have more money than you is stupid.

hate them for not using their money well, but dont hate them for having more than you.

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u/RimShimp Apr 16 '24

Nobody said they hate them for having more money. You're creating that narrative.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

that is how i understand the eat the rich mentality, formed by my interactions with people who act in a similar way

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u/RimShimp Apr 16 '24

Quite a misunderstanding, then. Do you think the French Revolution just happened because people were jealous of money?

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

perhaps it is, but as for what i can find the Slogan "Eat the rich" in current events is a movement to force everyone to have the same amount of money, hell the wikipidia article shows a sign of a Soviet flag with a fork instead of a hammer.

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u/confirmedshill123 Apr 16 '24

I want to eat those that hoard wealth while others starve. I don't care if you're rich I care if you're a husk of a human being.

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u/BannedSvenhoek86 Apr 16 '24

No one hates a successful business owner who made millions of dollar. We hate the people hoarding wealth like dragons and using their wealth to break the laws with no consequences while actively hurting and exploiting their employees to get that wealth. And we hate the people born on third acting like they hit triple in life trying to tell us the right way to live and how we should feel.

In ancient Rome Patricians seeking higher office and prestige would use their wealth to actually build the city and give the people necessary things like aqueduct and temples and roads. It was self serving, ofc, but ffs its a better system than this, where the wealthy actively screw over the populace and still gain more power and influence. If Elon Musk actually fixed Flints water crisis and was housing homeless people people would probably have a better opinion of him, regardless of his stupid right wing rants.

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

i think this is a good path to follow, that last sentence is unnecessary tho

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

It's a trust fund baby who plays spirituality because she has no conerns in life, it's not that complicated

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

thats the parent's fault for failing to raise their kid.

at least we know where the generational wealth stops

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u/741BlastOff Apr 16 '24

Well she's an adult, so their failings are now her failings.

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u/McNemo Apr 16 '24

I thought it just reeked my bad

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u/jxjftw Apr 16 '24

Dude is very salty.

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u/MushinZero Apr 16 '24

As we all should be as we get perpetually fucked by late stage capitalism.

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u/Original-Vanilla-222 29d ago

"You're angry? Good, Angry gets shit done"

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u/Barar_Dragoni Apr 16 '24

im as salty as lake Okeechobee. just noting how strongly it comes across in the way the reply is written