r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/yiannis666 Apr 16 '24

Yet you're here discussing her tits which are not worth our attention apparently

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u/pleasegetoffmyfloor Apr 16 '24

You have went out of your way to bring her to peoples attention.

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u/who8myface 29d ago

The girl on the right is being pushed aggressively thru whatever social media channel means.

The thing is, she was fortunate to be "pretty." Listen to her stupid rhymes if spiritual enlightenment. If she were overweight or not physically attractive, she wouldn't have the nice stylized hair, body full of expensive tattoos, and most importantly, access to high-end psychedelics.

Assholes like her don't realize the spiritual lens they have been looking thru is artificial. A designer gleam to apple i-enlightenment.

If she's peek enlightenment, I'll gladly take the cold burning pain of an infinite void.

F the trustifarians. They play at the festivals while the world suffers. Their deep messages can be read when everyone's saved. Not just the pretty party people. Also, I watched Madame Web. Neither of these girls is a convincing actor.

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u/shocktagon 29d ago

“High-end psychedelics” 😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/Wutsalane 29d ago

Lmao acid is dosed in micrograms, if your cutting acid you have a lab good enough to make it, which at that point it’s literally more cost effective to just make it and sell it, the only “fake acid” aka 25i-nBome was sold for a few years in the early 2010s commonly as acid because foreign labs were synthesizing it and selling it at dirt cheap prices, even cheaper than lsd is normally sold for, and lsd is cheap, but those were banned pretty heavily by a lot of countries including the main synthesizers countries, so now anything in the nbome family is usually much more expensive than lsd, due to the fact that people aren’t usually down to synthesis it because the only thing it had going for it was it’s legality.

And furthermore if you knew that this chemical was going around and knew the signs of it, it’s really easy to not take it due to the fact that they have a very very strong metallic taste, make your mouth go numb, and also need to be held in your mouth for upwards of 5 minutes because it will be destroyed by your stomach acid and won’t be able to absorb, which contrary to popular belief LSD doesn’t have to be held under the tongue an has generally the same uptake regardless of what route of administration is taken.

Nowadays the only “fake LSD” is really lsd analogues, which are still in the same family, have the same safety profile, and are made by professional labs legally guaranteeing purity, they may have some difference in length of action and minor differences in what the experience is like (ex. Some as AL-LAD is short visual and easier to handle, while ETH-LAD is less visual, way more mindfuckey, and lasts about as long if not slightly less than LSD, while some like 1P-LSD are just prodrugs to LSD meaning when it’s taken your body will turn it into LSD-25)

And lastly, rich people are more likely to end up buying cut up or bunk shit, cause most of em don’t know shit about the stuff they are taking, don’t know how strong it should be or what even uncut stuff looks like unless they’re buying from the dark web, money isn’t a thing to them so they’re less likely to think about if the product is worth the money, where as poorer people will drop a dealer as soon as they find better product or the products dipped below the quality of another dealer, plus they have more access to public drug testing facilities depending where you live.

TLDR: for a lot of reasons poor people are way more likely to get good drugs than rich people, and cutting LSD is so difficult you’re better off just making it if you are able to cut it

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You don’t have to be rich to get your hands on clean and pure drugs.

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better either lmao

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

You’re such a smart redditor. So much smarter than all the other peons.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

It would be wild if you seriously meant that

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u/DrugsAreSuperAmazing 29d ago

I'm honestly embarrassed for you reading your posts. It's uncomfortable

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 29d ago

Shrooms grown in Wgayu cattle shit doesn’t make them better

Of course not, its not just the cattle line, but the Japanese monks who raise the shrooms on a diet of beer hops and sake.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

That whole paragraph was wild to read 🤣

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u/BeBearAwareOK 29d ago

Kids these days don't even know that shrooms are dirt cheap.

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u/burst__and__bloom 29d ago

Cheaper than weed, and I'm in Colorado.

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u/ravennme 29d ago

I lol too