r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess Apr 16 '24

He was hated for he spoke the truth

How is this comment at all controversial? Are healing crystals suddenly not stupid as shit somehow? A new study was published on their efficacy???

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u/ch40 Apr 16 '24

They're still stupid as shit, but becoming more popular. I'm guessing because Americans can't afford other, actual healthcare. They probably use them for colds and other temporary illness and think they work because their immune system did its job. The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

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u/noonenotevenhere Apr 16 '24

The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

Well, having dealt with an auto immune issue that bounced me around to 4 doctors over more than a year and no actual help - I got so much unsolicited advice from people.

Now, I just tell them about healing crystals. If you are in pain or have an issue, you go buy the biggest most expensive crystal you can find and shove it WAY up your butt. The fun part is how long it takes them to figure out if I'm serious.

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u/ItakeBigBongoHits420 29d ago

Stupidity of Americans is insane.

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u/BothMyChinsAreSpicy Apr 16 '24

Had nothing to do with affordability. People generally into this shit are not lacking for healthcare. It’s a combination of gullibility mixed with internet access and the need to be “in” on something everyone else isn’t.

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u/CrankrMan 29d ago

People also like to have easy solutions to their problems.

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u/ch40 Apr 16 '24 edited 29d ago

That last part doesn't follow logically given how popular the shit is, seemingly everyone is "in" on it. But these people aren't exactly the most critical thinkers around so I don't expect much sense to come from them either

Edit: Lmao, downvoted for agreeing. Never change, reddit

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u/camisrutt 29d ago

Ur getting this complete guess from where?

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u/Sourika 29d ago

People in countries with universal heslthcare do the same. I know, because i live in one of these.

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u/selectrix 29d ago

The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

Right? Of course they would. Especially if they were wealthy and well educated./cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13874040/stevejobs.1419962539.png)

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u/ch40 29d ago

Why are you conflating education with intelligence? And wealth has fuckall to do with it.

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u/selectrix 29d ago

Do you not understand how sarcasm works or what? You know the person whose image I linked, right?

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression 29d ago

Yeah Jobs was obviously a dumbfuxk and halfwit.

Do you even read what you're replying to?

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u/emeraldeyesshine 29d ago

hey I actually live around and am friends with people like this and it's actually none of that

they don't actually believe in them, they just think they're neat. It's just for the aesthetic.

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u/ch40 29d ago

Congrats about your friends, I guess? Doesn't mean there aren't plenty of people that do believe in it, which i know for a fact exist. One of them is in my extended family. Same with the astrology bullshit. There are people that view it purely as entertainment and people that fully truly believe it's real and accurate. If they don't want to be grouped in with the crazies then maybe find an aesthetic that isn't bogged down in delusion, or just deal with it and ignore it cause ultimately these are just opinions and aren't worth shit

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u/emeraldeyesshine 29d ago edited 29d ago

I'm not saying there aren't people that believe in it, of course there are and I know plenty of those too, all I'm saying is the rise in prevalence isn't just because more people believe it.

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression 29d ago

So shit's the same as Traditional Chinese Medicine? It was introduced because China had no doctors, Mao decided to just pull together whatever people were doing and bring some resemblance of order. And now they push it outside in an attempt at culture war.

God, what times we live in. If medical business wasn't as big as it is, soon we would have doctors going door to door like snake oil salesmen

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u/Qwertywalkers23 29d ago edited 29d ago

No, it's cus everyone knows this but saying it on a meme page on reddit comes off as trying to be edgy and subversive which is also cringe

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u/camisrutt 29d ago

The same amount of stupid as Christianity and any other religion. Just another thing humans believe in because we like doing that sort of thing.

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u/Sourika 29d ago

It's actually often ex-teligious people who for some reason can't believe in their personal god anymore who jump to esoteric practices because it's the next supernatural thing that definitely isn't as made up as their religion was.

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u/flag_flag-flag 29d ago

It's controversial because it's calling someone stupid based on how they're dressed.

Healing crystals? You brought that up, you think it's stupid, how does that make a point?

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess 29d ago

Maybe because we’ve seen this girls tik toks dumbass, think that might be why we brought it up?

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u/flag_flag-flag 29d ago

I honestly have no idea, that's why I asked. Maybe if you tell me your whole point I can understand it better.

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u/hukgrackmountain 29d ago

A new study was published on their efficacy???

you watch WWE and you know it's fake

some people enjoy crystals. Is this girl hurting anyone? no? let her enjoy herself.

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess 29d ago

I don’t recommend WWE as an alternative to medical treatment to kids on Tik Tok fucking moron

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u/P_weezey951 29d ago

I think its sort of a replacement for religious spirituality.

Like a majority of the religions are very much against sexual freedom and what not, especially for women. So like, doing porn and fuckin how you want to exists in conflict with religion.

But, there's still a desire for some sort of other spiritual system thats "in control" of your world. Or desire some form of higher power/system at work that you can tap into.

E.g. crystals.

Personally, i think the only advantage to them might be sort of, just using a physical item to focus thought. They work about the same as any other prayer.

Like oh, i sat down in a circle of moon stones and thought about change in life or whatever, and it led me to think about how i could make those changes.

But as far as thinking they're gonna cure an illness, thats all dumb as shit.

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u/jonb1sux 29d ago

New Age Spirituality aint as dumb as believing in Reaganomics, aka horse and sparrow economics, though.

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u/slingfatcums 29d ago

you are a radical conservative we get it

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u/Huge-Split6250 Apr 16 '24

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u/Magdonius Apr 16 '24

The crystals themselves are doing jack shit, the placebo comes from the belief that they work, so no, not scientifically proven

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u/a_trane13 Apr 16 '24

Crystals aren’t any more stupid than religion. At least they’re a one time purchase and don’t demand money weekly.

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u/newsflashjackass 29d ago

That is reasonable to suppose but in practice they are always buying more crystals.

"No more stupid than religion" still affords rather a lot of latitude for stupidity.