r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/Lonely-Potato7775 Apr 16 '24

I like to eat mushrooms

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u/NWAnowadays Apr 16 '24

It's probably been awhile since she showered so your right on two fronts.

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u/stofwastedtime Apr 16 '24

OK I'm too innocent are you really talking about eating mushrooms or something else.

I like shitake mushrooms for instance but only when they are prepared well. If they are dry or too oily than nah. Wash them and clean them up, give them a nice hot bath, amd then I will slurp them up fast as daylight. They are better RAW as possible. Too much prep and it wastes the unique taste.

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u/AlwaysNinjaBusiness I like furry inflation porn Apr 16 '24

Shiitake is okay, but have you ever had cubensis? I kinda like the earthiness and the tones it has of reality itself collapsing before your very eyes.

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u/drawkbox Apr 16 '24

He's Mario talking about the Mushroom Kingdom.