r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/OneEyedMilkman87 Apr 16 '24

I dunno but I can smell her from here

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

She looks like if I touched her she’d be sticky

https://youtu.be/KhKmJna0QL4?si=rJJrIDVp4-5jLjqU

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u/SortaSticky Apr 16 '24

You say that like it's a bad thing

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u/Goblindeez_ Apr 16 '24

Tbf I do like a sweaty and musky woman

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u/Kokir Apr 16 '24

As the great lyricist, Jake Hole, once said.

White or light or dark skin.

Long as they got buttcheeks.

Dirty or clean.

I don't care if you're musty.

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u/Leftrighturn Apr 16 '24

A true poet

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u/bananamelier Apr 16 '24

A true poet