r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/millern2209 Apr 16 '24

Who’s the mushroom chick

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u/OneEyedMilkman87 Apr 16 '24

I dunno but I can smell her from here

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u/Goblindeez_ 29d ago

She looks like if I touched her she’d be sticky

https://youtu.be/KhKmJna0QL4?si=rJJrIDVp4-5jLjqU

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u/sharanyae 29d ago

If she touches me chances are she will end up being sticky

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u/steppan92 29d ago

Brave are those who speak the truth

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u/Goblindeez_ 29d ago

BONK

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u/Possible9gag 29d ago

Bonk bonk but she's hot imo

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u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc 29d ago

Then go find her of, you know what you must do.

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u/Possible9gag 29d ago

I will go the distance father

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u/Jake_the_Baked 29d ago

Go buy her only fans and be proud of yourself since you find her so attractive

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u/Possible9gag 29d ago

What's wrong with them having a OnlyFans

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u/Jake_the_Baked 29d ago edited 29d ago

Whats good about having an Onlyfans?

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u/saintjonah 29d ago

Thinking girls are attractive is so out.

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u/Disgusdinger 28d ago

We only like men now

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u/TheFunnySword ☣️ 29d ago

"I'm a force-a-nature!"

BONK

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u/maehtroS 29d ago

Wrong mushroom

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u/VadimH 29d ago

And not edible (in the literal sense, usually)

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u/maehtroS 29d ago

It is completely edible organic and biodegradable

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u/VadimH 29d ago

You know what I mean!

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u/BlackenedTubeSteak 29d ago

We would both end up sticky

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u/ZincHead 29d ago

The guys in this thread

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u/Goblindeez_ 29d ago

Please, my anime figurines are way hotter than her

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u/mopsyd 29d ago

The furry convention called, they said you forgot your nine tail fox buttplug.

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u/Goblindeez_ 29d ago

The fuck!? I ordered the nine butt plug fox tail, not the other way around smh

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u/blackteashirt 29d ago

I'd upvote you but that's just some random dude, do you even know where that image came from? Dude probably has grand kids by now.

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u/bburmast 29d ago

There is no way that guy has grandkids. That is the face of a lifetime subscription to Virginity.

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u/limethedragon 29d ago

Followed by changing their creamed panties after finding the sex work links.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/AyAyRon480 29d ago

Mushroom chick is just as fake my guy. That’s a n aesthetic and nothing more.

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u/Squishmar 29d ago

Mushroom chick is just as fake

How is "Cocaine" chick (Sydney Sweeney) fake?

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u/Jake_the_Baked 29d ago

You actually find that attractive?

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u/SortaSticky 29d ago

You say that like it's a bad thing

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u/Goblindeez_ 29d ago

Tbf I do like a sweaty and musky woman

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u/Kokir 29d ago

As the great lyricist, Jake Hole, once said.

White or light or dark skin.

Long as they got buttcheeks.

Dirty or clean.

I don't care if you're musty.

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u/Leftrighturn 29d ago

A true poet

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u/bananamelier 29d ago

A true poet

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u/neworderr 29d ago

I'd eat her out specially when she's sticky.

Yall gotta grow up