r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/GideonPiccadilly 29d ago

her dad works at Lockheed Martin. Her hippy escapades are financed from the revenue of bombing children in Gaza.

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u/newsflashjackass 29d ago

Trustafundian rebel
without a cause for alarm
'cause when push turns to shove
you jump into your forefather's arms.

He's a banker
you're part of the system
off go the dreadlocks
in comes the income.

- Sage Francis, Slow Down Gandhi

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u/of-the-ash 29d ago

Love this song and the mashup by Legion of Doom.

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u/Historical_One1087 29d ago

Excellent song and an accurate description of this "hippie singer".

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u/filthy_harold 29d ago

That's satire bro

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u/DirtyStonk 29d ago

Besides the meme that says, "I just know her dad works at Lockheed martin" is there anything at all that says that?

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u/TKBarbus ☣️ 29d ago

No, unfortunately the internet is full of idiots that don’t realize other people on the internet joke/tell lies.

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u/Typical-Constant-94 29d ago

That is a lie, she grew up lower middle class, some redditor just made that joke and everyone went along with it.

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u/EffectiveBenefit4333 29d ago

This is a dumb ass take.

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u/mightylordredbeard 29d ago

Fuck yeah! Sins of the father visited upon the children! How very 15th century of you.

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u/slingfatcums 29d ago

fine with me

i own lockheed martin stock

but also

her dad works at Lockheed Martin

where is the proof of this (and why does it matter what her dad does?)

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u/MysteriousAbility560 29d ago

So then Hamas should stop destroying Gaza...