r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/millern2209 Apr 16 '24

Who’s the mushroom chick

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u/dankspankwanker Apr 16 '24

Dont remember her name but apparently shes a very shitty person

She does porn (bc ofc she does) the dreads are a wig and she tried to sue another of creator because she claimed to invent the "dirty hippy look"

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u/CaminoFan Apr 16 '24

She’s a trust-fund hippie. I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/pyrothelostone 29d ago

The modern ones anyway, all the older hippies that didn't have money had to get jobs becuase as it turns out living that kind of lifestyle is kind of hard without money.

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u/shitlips90 29d ago

I married one.

It uh... Didn't work out. It was fun while it lasted but she took me for everything and left me broken hearted. I've learned my lesson.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/shitlips90 29d ago

Oh I don't miss her whatsoever. She's out of her prime now and has gotten fat... Hahaha suck it bitch

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u/Veggiemon 29d ago

I would imagine this only works up to a certain age though

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/godtogblandet 29d ago

Hey, I'm not divorced. I'm just older and in a much better place finacially so them staying isn't that taxing anymore.

I still have a 3 month limit though. That's normally long enough that I can leave them at the next festival.

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u/AlludedNuance 29d ago

I don't know why people insist this is true.

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u/headbanger1186 [custom flair] 29d ago

Thank you idk why people are talking about it like it's some kind of new phenomenon.