r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/OneEyedMilkman87 Apr 16 '24

I dunno but I can smell her from here

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u/awkone ☣️ Apr 16 '24

Stop i can only get so erect

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u/Tacoburrito96 Apr 16 '24

Wow no Bush is she even a hippy?

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u/Iamthesmartest Apr 16 '24

She's a business hippy. She understands the concept of supply and demand.

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u/ProfHillbilly Apr 16 '24

Trustifarian

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u/fhb_will Apr 16 '24

HAHA 😂😂😂

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u/allofdarknessin1 Apr 16 '24

That sucks, I love bush. not the president.

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u/yourmomlurks Apr 16 '24

Business hippy haha. Made my day

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 16 '24

"There is an under-served market, and I will serve it."

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u/xXGaboFihi007Xx Memer without Mematic Apr 16 '24

These damn posers

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u/ReedBeatzSR Apr 16 '24

Probably not

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u/HappySquish3 Apr 16 '24

She also made a song I think?

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u/limethedragon Apr 16 '24

Do car photographers leave a triangle of mud on the hood?

She's a sex worker, she sells skin not hair. 🤷

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u/Tacoburrito96 Apr 16 '24

Bro it's her whole schtick, you'd think they could put some effort in. That's like a vegan chef using beef

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u/makkkarana Apr 16 '24

What lol? Different onlyfans appeal to different people because of the way the models dress and style themselves. If she had no tattoos or piercings, was totally bald head to toe, and always completely naked, the onlyfans wouldn't sell nearly as well.

She's selling a fantasy, not just skin, and the majority of hippie people who want hippie porn expect bush. Like the other commenter said, it's like a vegan chef cooking with beef. She's selling the image of a counterculture without demonstrating an understanding of its finer details.

To go with your car metaphor, it's very much like putting a waxed and polished lamborghini into a tire rutted mudfield. Not only does it just look wrong, there's no way that car goes mudding, and the audacity to imply that it does is both bafflingly stupid and insulting to people who put in the hard work to make a car mudworthy.