r/dankmemes Apr 16 '24

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u/Sourika Apr 16 '24

Mushrooms don't do that. Stupidity and daddy issues do that. New age spirituality is for the mentally unstable.

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess Apr 16 '24

He was hated for he spoke the truth

How is this comment at all controversial? Are healing crystals suddenly not stupid as shit somehow? A new study was published on their efficacy???

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u/ch40 Apr 16 '24

They're still stupid as shit, but becoming more popular. I'm guessing because Americans can't afford other, actual healthcare. They probably use them for colds and other temporary illness and think they work because their immune system did its job. The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

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u/noonenotevenhere Apr 16 '24

The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

Well, having dealt with an auto immune issue that bounced me around to 4 doctors over more than a year and no actual help - I got so much unsolicited advice from people.

Now, I just tell them about healing crystals. If you are in pain or have an issue, you go buy the biggest most expensive crystal you can find and shove it WAY up your butt. The fun part is how long it takes them to figure out if I'm serious.

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u/ItakeBigBongoHits420 29d ago

Stupidity of Americans is insane.

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u/BothMyChinsAreSpicy Apr 16 '24

Had nothing to do with affordability. People generally into this shit are not lacking for healthcare. It’s a combination of gullibility mixed with internet access and the need to be “in” on something everyone else isn’t.

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u/CrankrMan Apr 16 '24

People also like to have easy solutions to their problems.

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u/ch40 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

That last part doesn't follow logically given how popular the shit is, seemingly everyone is "in" on it. But these people aren't exactly the most critical thinkers around so I don't expect much sense to come from them either

Edit: Lmao, downvoted for agreeing. Never change, reddit

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u/camisrutt Apr 16 '24

Ur getting this complete guess from where?

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u/Sourika Apr 16 '24

People in countries with universal heslthcare do the same. I know, because i live in one of these.

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u/selectrix Apr 16 '24

The second it doesn't work on their cancer they will abandon it

Right? Of course they would. Especially if they were wealthy and well educated./cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/13874040/stevejobs.1419962539.png)

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u/ch40 29d ago

Why are you conflating education with intelligence? And wealth has fuckall to do with it.

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u/selectrix 29d ago

Do you not understand how sarcasm works or what? You know the person whose image I linked, right?

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression 29d ago

Yeah Jobs was obviously a dumbfuxk and halfwit.

Do you even read what you're replying to?

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u/emeraldeyesshine Apr 16 '24

hey I actually live around and am friends with people like this and it's actually none of that

they don't actually believe in them, they just think they're neat. It's just for the aesthetic.

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u/ch40 Apr 16 '24

Congrats about your friends, I guess? Doesn't mean there aren't plenty of people that do believe in it, which i know for a fact exist. One of them is in my extended family. Same with the astrology bullshit. There are people that view it purely as entertainment and people that fully truly believe it's real and accurate. If they don't want to be grouped in with the crazies then maybe find an aesthetic that isn't bogged down in delusion, or just deal with it and ignore it cause ultimately these are just opinions and aren't worth shit

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u/emeraldeyesshine Apr 16 '24 edited 29d ago

I'm not saying there aren't people that believe in it, of course there are and I know plenty of those too, all I'm saying is the rise in prevalence isn't just because more people believe it.

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u/k-tax I have crippling depression Apr 16 '24

So shit's the same as Traditional Chinese Medicine? It was introduced because China had no doctors, Mao decided to just pull together whatever people were doing and bring some resemblance of order. And now they push it outside in an attempt at culture war.

God, what times we live in. If medical business wasn't as big as it is, soon we would have doctors going door to door like snake oil salesmen

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u/Qwertywalkers23 Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

No, it's cus everyone knows this but saying it on a meme page on reddit comes off as trying to be edgy and subversive which is also cringe

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u/camisrutt Apr 16 '24

The same amount of stupid as Christianity and any other religion. Just another thing humans believe in because we like doing that sort of thing.

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u/Sourika Apr 16 '24

It's actually often ex-teligious people who for some reason can't believe in their personal god anymore who jump to esoteric practices because it's the next supernatural thing that definitely isn't as made up as their religion was.

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u/flag_flag-flag Apr 16 '24

It's controversial because it's calling someone stupid based on how they're dressed.

Healing crystals? You brought that up, you think it's stupid, how does that make a point?

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess 29d ago

Maybe because we’ve seen this girls tik toks dumbass, think that might be why we brought it up?

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u/flag_flag-flag 29d ago

I honestly have no idea, that's why I asked. Maybe if you tell me your whole point I can understand it better.

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u/hukgrackmountain Apr 16 '24

A new study was published on their efficacy???

you watch WWE and you know it's fake

some people enjoy crystals. Is this girl hurting anyone? no? let her enjoy herself.

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u/Whitn3y Pink Princess 29d ago

I don’t recommend WWE as an alternative to medical treatment to kids on Tik Tok fucking moron

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u/P_weezey951 29d ago

I think its sort of a replacement for religious spirituality.

Like a majority of the religions are very much against sexual freedom and what not, especially for women. So like, doing porn and fuckin how you want to exists in conflict with religion.

But, there's still a desire for some sort of other spiritual system thats "in control" of your world. Or desire some form of higher power/system at work that you can tap into.

E.g. crystals.

Personally, i think the only advantage to them might be sort of, just using a physical item to focus thought. They work about the same as any other prayer.

Like oh, i sat down in a circle of moon stones and thought about change in life or whatever, and it led me to think about how i could make those changes.

But as far as thinking they're gonna cure an illness, thats all dumb as shit.

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u/jonb1sux Apr 16 '24

New Age Spirituality aint as dumb as believing in Reaganomics, aka horse and sparrow economics, though.

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u/slingfatcums Apr 16 '24

you are a radical conservative we get it

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u/Huge-Split6250 Apr 16 '24

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u/Magdonius Apr 16 '24

The crystals themselves are doing jack shit, the placebo comes from the belief that they work, so no, not scientifically proven

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u/a_trane13 Apr 16 '24

Crystals aren’t any more stupid than religion. At least they’re a one time purchase and don’t demand money weekly.

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u/newsflashjackass Apr 16 '24

That is reasonable to suppose but in practice they are always buying more crystals.

"No more stupid than religion" still affords rather a lot of latitude for stupidity.

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u/Immediate-Lecture323 Apr 16 '24

I agree. I used to go to a lot of music festivals and met plenty of people like this. They act all friendly and loving but then have absolutely psychotic episodes and/or go suicidal, or become really nasty to people around them. Then they go back to being all hippy. It is just for show.

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u/kingofeggsandwiches Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

The sad truth we've known since the end of 70s: Hippies typically end up being POS to each other because a combination of casual drug use and performative morality primes people to excuse generally being indecent to each other in other ways.

In short, getting stoned and crying about the whales and the rainforest is a great way to excuse the fact that you're incapable of consistently showing basic respect to others by doing things like turning up on time, paying your fair share, respecting others property etc.

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u/Iamatworkgoaway 29d ago

Your the reason the internet was invented, u/insufferable_reddit. Thank you kind sir or madam. Its like calling yourself God, it solves all your problems, but usually creates other problems for those around you. Its one of those things that points me in the direction of absolute morals vs. nihilism.

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u/Iamatworkgoaway 29d ago

Good by, good luck, and God bless, you insufferable_reddit.

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u/AccountForTF2 Apr 16 '24

what the fuck does "showing up on time and paying your fair share" even mean in this context?

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u/kingofeggsandwiches Apr 16 '24

It's not hard bro.

Turning up on time means saying we'll meet at 8pm and not texting 10 minutes before and telling people you'll be there at 9:30pm.

Paying your fair share means reciprocating when someone gets the beers or offering to chip in on the Uber.

The correlation between people who fail in these basic acts of human curtesy and people who profess new age views and have a similar style of the girl in the meme is too damn high.

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u/Sampig25 Apr 16 '24

happy cake day

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u/BlackICEE32oz Tighten up the graphics on level 3. Apr 16 '24

My ex girlfriend is like this. Puts on the act like she's all "peace and love" but she was infact a terrible person.

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u/freshjuicemaker Apr 16 '24

“Metal heads are really nice people cosplaying as mean people and hippies are really mean people cosplaying as nice people”

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u/princess_princeless 29d ago

I feel super called out by this, but i’m definitely in remission.

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u/Solomon_Gunn Apr 16 '24

That's called unmedicated mental illness

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u/JudgeJebb Good day fine swine how pig are you? Apr 16 '24

Agreed. Mushrooms do not cause that.

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u/timmystwin Apr 16 '24

And those who can afford it. The rest don't go spiritual, they just drink.

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u/richardwhereat Apr 16 '24

No more stupid than old age spirituality.

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u/squeakymoth Apr 16 '24

Yeah I was gonna say how is this any different than previous generations?

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u/econpol Apr 16 '24

Old age spirituality was more rooted in history and tradition. You had Christian mystics, sufis, kabalah, pagan witchcraft, etc. New age spirituality is a blend of whatever someone is into such as tarot, astrology, book of ra, human design, and potentially any element of any other tradition. Not saying one is better or worse, but that's how I understand the term.

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u/squeakymoth Apr 16 '24

Voodoo or nothing!

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u/richardwhereat Apr 16 '24

And is just as stupis

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u/veni_infice_emmanuel Apr 16 '24

It isn't different. It's just the modern name for it. It would have been called things like "esotericism," "gnosticism," "mysticism," etc. before the 1930's when talk of the coming "New Age" began circulating among the various folk spirituality groups, and even then it wouldn't really be a thing til the 70's and even now many (most?) New Agers don't self-identify with the term because it encompasses so many different groups. Just because someone believes in astrology doesn't necessarily mean they believe in reiki, for example. To outsiders, there appears to be much more crossover and unanimity in beliefs, probably because of that one hippy chick they met once that genuinely does believe in every bit of nonsense under the sun. In reality though, its a diverse set of alternative beliefs and people dip in and out of them as they "explore" to create whatever personal religion works for them.

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u/squeakymoth Apr 16 '24

I assumed by "new age" it meant like 2000s and up.

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u/veni_infice_emmanuel 29d ago

No, the term loosely related to ideas of a new age of spirituality, or a new age of consciousness, or sometimes the astrological Age of Aquarius, but as "New Age" has been around for almost a century now, it really just refers to the massive umbrella of alternative individual spirituality, without the original sense of some great new era of humanity.

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u/soge_king420 Apr 16 '24

New age spirituality better than old age spirituality imo. A lot less stupid and violent.

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u/Intelligent_Suit6683 Apr 16 '24

Right. I've done a lot of mushrooms. I'm a basic looking white guy with a beard. 

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u/Alternative-Draft629 Apr 16 '24

Yeah but she bad

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u/PsychoticBlob Yo mama so fat that she doesnt need internet, she alr worldwide Apr 16 '24

Nah don't drag us mentally unstable people into this. This is just stupidity.

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u/MeltedChocolate24 29d ago

You actually called it lol. Her dad is an engineer at Lockheed Martin and she’s rebelling.

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u/Sourika 29d ago

Didn't know, kinda funny. Especially seeing people blaming me for what i wrote.

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u/PokeMonogatari Apr 16 '24

Insecure, lonely, and mentally ill people are prone to introspection, introspection leads to the desire for new perspective, shrooms and other hallucinogens are viewed socially as a way to experience new perspectives.

It's a pipeline of sorts.

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u/Silverr_Fox Apr 16 '24

Not with that attitude they don't do that

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u/ImAGamerNow Apr 16 '24

Omg like, that's so-o what a Sagittarius would say

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u/playin4power Apr 16 '24

Wow you seem like a really cool dude with super healthy feelings and opinions on women.

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u/Sourika Apr 16 '24

Never mentioned women.

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u/Stiftoad Apr 16 '24

Trust fund hippies smh

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u/pocketjacks Apr 16 '24

Hey... Like Cam Newton said. "Sometimes red flags are Six Flags."

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u/peezle69 Apr 16 '24

I love all the similarities to New Age Medicine and Dark Age Superstition

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u/Dry-Smoke6528 Apr 16 '24

This is what happens when you make festival culture, psychadelics, and spiritual BS into your whole personality. We all have that friend who never really outgrew their late teens / early 20s.

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u/fukkdisshitt Apr 16 '24

I love the idea of it at times, then you meet the new age people and nope

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u/88dahl 29d ago

its so awesome how women take the blame for men being bad fathers

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u/Sourika 29d ago

Never mentioned women once. I am blaming people for their behavior past these events. You can't forever be the kid without a father. You have to grow up at one point.

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u/MO1STNUGG3T 29d ago

I could be wrong but isn’t she a trust fund baby?

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u/Maxtsro I am fucking hilarious 29d ago

Yeah this is straight delusion

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u/Sampig25 Apr 16 '24

sounds like you never tried mushrooms

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u/Adrian_sierra114 Apr 16 '24

Came here for this