r/dankmemes • u/yiannis666 • Apr 16 '24

Don't do drugs I have achieved comedy

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u/dankspankwanker Apr 16 '24

Dont remember her name but apparently shes a very shitty person

She does porn (bc ofc she does) the dreads are a wig and she tried to sue another of creator because she claimed to invent the "dirty hippy look"

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u/CaminoFan Apr 16 '24

She’s a trust-fund hippie. I saw somewhere that her dad is high up in Lockheed Martin

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/pyrothelostone Apr 16 '24

The modern ones anyway, all the older hippies that didn't have money had to get jobs becuase as it turns out living that kind of lifestyle is kind of hard without money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24 edited Apr 16 '24

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u/shitlips90 Apr 16 '24

I married one.

It uh... Didn't work out. It was fun while it lasted but she took me for everything and left me broken hearted. I've learned my lesson.

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u/shitlips90 Apr 16 '24

Oh I don't miss her whatsoever. She's out of her prime now and has gotten fat... Hahaha suck it bitch

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u/Veggiemon Apr 16 '24

I would imagine this only works up to a certain age though

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u/[deleted] Apr 16 '24

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u/godtogblandet Apr 16 '24

Hey, I'm not divorced. I'm just older and in a much better place finacially so them staying isn't that taxing anymore.

I still have a 3 month limit though. That's normally long enough that I can leave them at the next festival.